The scene opened up with team SSSN sitting at a table downtown talking to each other, with glasses in front of them.

"Okay, for 1 million lien, you only have to stand in the deep end of the pool, for 5 minuets," Sage said as he took a sip of soda.

Neptune shuttered at the thought and shook his head.

"Nope,"

"Okay, 1 minute," Scarlet suggested.

"Still a no man."

"Ten seconds," Sun suggested.

"Ehhh, nah." Neptune said before he took a sip from his glass

The camera then cut to Sun sitting in a chair alone talking to the camera.

"So Neptune has this terrible fear of water which he just can't get over. I don't know how he got it, but it just so happens to be the antichrist for him."

"Wait, he's afraid of water?" Emerald asked

"Yup, we talked about it after the dance, he didn't go into detail, but he just hates the water," Weiss said.

"That's pretty ironic actually," Blake said.

"How so?" Cinder asked.

"His name is Neptune, god of the sea, he has blue hair, and wields a trident. Everything about him relates to water, yet he's afraid of it,"

"Hmmm, interesting," Cinder said.

The camera then cut to SSSN and CRDl talking outside Beacon in the courtyard.

"Alright, how about this. Your girlfriend, she will do anything, and I mean anything for you, but, it happens in water, Shallow water" Cardin says to Neptune.

Neptune only shakes his head once more.

"Thats is a very tempting offer, but still no."

"Really?" Sky asked in disbelief.

"Yep.

Back with the girls, Weiss was blushing, and looked very annoyed at what Cardin was suggesting.

"That was rather inappropriate," Glynda said with a scoff.

The camera was now on Jaune standing on a riverwalk in vale, explaining the next skitt.

"So today, we're going to torture poor old Neptune using his fear of water. What were going to do is, we're going to have sun and Neptune walk down this riverwalk, and when Neptune gets close, Mercury will jump out from the bushes and just drop kick the man, pushing him into the water."

"Isn't that a bit too mean what their doing?" Ruby asked.

"Yeah, but I feel like everyone of the guys will be getting pranked one by one in this film of theirs," Blake said.

"They're just going to be jackasses to each other then," Emerald said (badum tiss… Kill me.)

The camera then cut to a Mercury hiding in the bushes as he awaited Neptune to get close, but first turned his head towards the camera.

"My names Mercury Black, and this is King of the Sea,"

The camera then zoomed in close to where the girls could see Sun and Neptune walking on the riverwalk.

"Okay, so how about the power to fly, but only north," Sun said to Neptune.

"No, no, I got it, the power, to smell everything, but only when asleep, that's the worse power," Neptune responded.

"Alright, what about the power to turn invisible, but only when asleep."

"What are they talking about?" Cinder asked.

"Just some nerd stuff," Yang said.

"Okay I got it, what abou-"

Before Neptune could say anything, Sun sprints forward leaving Neptune open, and Mercury runs as fast s he can out of the bushes and drop kicks Neptune in the side, making him fly right over the edge of the riverwalk, and into the water.

"AHHH what the hell, get me the hell out of here!" Neptune yells s he splashes in the water.

Everyone then came out from their hiding spots and watches as Neptune splashes to avoid drowning in the ankle deep water.

"Dude it's like not even 2 feet deep," Mercury said.

Neptune doesn't listen and just rushes over to the side of the riverwalk screaming like a girl , and pulls himself up and lays down flat on his stomach and kissing the floor, making everyone around him burst into laughs.

"You guys are assholes," Neptune said.

"Ma he really hates the water," Pyrrha said.

"Hi how are you?" Mercury asked from above Neptune

"You piece of shit," Mercury said as he got up sprinted after Mercury.

The camera followed them to where Neptune managed to catch up and tackle Neptune to the ground, making everyone watching to laugh.

"Ha, get owned Mercury!" Emerald said while laughing.

"Hmph, he deserved it," Weiss said.

The camera then points to rest of the guys who were hunched over laughing or on the ground.

"Haha, all hail Neptune, king of the sea," Jaune said furthering people's laughs.

The camera then cut, and opened up to a large room with everyone in it, Jaune is in the middle and looking right at the camera.

"Now for all the little kiddies out there, your parents have probably told you that drugs are bad, and the literal spawn of satan."

"Since when did this turn into a P.S.A?" Emerald asked.

"But he's right though, drugs are bad," Ruby said.

"Well sure those are somewhat true, but don't worry, we're not doing drugs, were doing something far worse."

Jaune then reaches into the pocket of his pants, and pulls out a bottle filled with red powder.

"Is that what I think that is?" Blake asked.

"This is Chili shooters."

The camera then zooms out to where everyone saw the guys standing in front of a large table, with three lines of chili powder in front of them.

"Oh my god are they serious?!" Weiss screeched.

"They could really hurt themselves doing this," Blake said.

"You got that right," Nora said.

"Alright it's simple, We have three lines of chili powder in front of us, the goal is to snort all three,"

"This is gonna suck," Scarlet said.

"Quite literally," Sage said making everyone laugh.

The guys then pulled out straws from their pocket sand crouched down and readied to snort the powder.

"Okay, 3...2...1, Go," Jaune said signaling the start

On Cue all the guys began to snort the powder. Sun, Neptune, Scarlet, and Ren did one and started screaming in pain as they held their noses, Ren actually turned to face the back wall and started banging his head against it.

"Holy Shit it fucking burns,"

"AHHHHHH!"

"Mother fucker!"

Jaune, Mercury, Cardinal and Sage did two, with Jaune on his knees pounding the ground, and Mercury joining Ren on the wall, while the others two just spas out while standing.

"Holy fucking Shit!"

"I fucking hate everything!"

"Fuck!"

"God dammit!"

Last but not least, Russel, Dove and Sky did the last lines, and once they did they fell on their backs while holding their faces, and pounding the ground.

"Ahhh holy shit its going down my throat!"

"Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck!"

"My nose is on fucking fire!"

As everyone watched the guys roll in pain, they could only hold their hands up to their mouths as they watch them all roll in pain and misery, and a few had tears in their eyes from the pain.

"Holy shit that looks painful," Yang muttered.

"Oh my god Jaune why?" Pyrrha asked as she watched jaune on the ground in pain.

"Neptune," Weiss said a she watcher boyfriend in pain.

Sun then ran to the side of the room where a mini fridge was and opened it as fast as he could and poured it on his face and having some milk go up his nose.

"Ohhh, that feels so goood," Sun cried in relief.

Every other guy saw this and rushed over and began to pour milk over their faces and inside their noses to get the sweet cold relief. As everyone was leaning over while some of their noses leaked cold milk, Jaune got up and turned to the camera

"Whew, at least they had milk," Ruby said with relief

"Okay, so we're not done yet," Jaune said making the girls go wide eyed.

"Are they seriously going to continue after what happened to them!?" Glynda asked.

"Seems like it," Cinder replied.

"Oh my god Jaune please stop," Pyrrha pleaded.

"But instead of Chili powder, I have something far worse."

Jaune then reached into his pocket, and pulled out a vile of fire Dust.

"Whoever snorts the fire Dust is the champ,"

Once Jaune brought out the fire Dust, the girls dropped their jaws at what they're going to do.

"Are they out of their minds!? The consequences of playing with Dust like this can be catastrophic!" Weiss yelled.

"Are they trying to get themselves killed?" Blake asked.

A collection of ohhs were made from the group as they looked at eachother, and then Russell stepped forth and took the bottle from Jaune and sprinkled it onto the table.

"To be honest Russel you look like the guy who would do drugs," Ren said, making everyone laugh.

"Yeah to be honest the mohawk gives him that junkie look," Weiss said, receiving a few nods from some of the girls.

Russell then grabbed a new straw to snort from and as he got close and hesitated a bit, everyone started chanting his name, and after one final decision, he dove right into the dust and snorted it up. The result being him grit his teeth in pain before calming down a bit, there was a moment of silence, and then Russell released a giant sneeze and fire flew out from his nose.

"Holy Fuck!" Russel screamed as he felt his nose burn.

"Put it out put it out!" Scarlet screamed.

Neptune then came in and splashed milk on his face, putting out the fire and giving Russel the sweet cold embrace of milk. Everyone then clapped their hands and whistled as Neptune raise Russell's hand in the air, declaring him the champion.

Some of the girls actually clapped, whether out of pity or glad he was okay and the champion of chili shooters.

"Man, that takes some serious balls," Emerald said.

"Yeah, who knew he had it in him," Yang said.

"Congrats man, how you feel?" Sun asked

"Like my nose is a fucking volcano," Russel said, making everyone laugh.

The scene then faded to black, and then cut to Scarlet who laying sideways on a couch seductively, he made a click with his teeth and winked at the camera while making a finger gun with is hand.

"Oh, someone's flirty," Yang joked.

Suddenly Ren came on screen holding a tennis ball in one hand and tennis rack in the other, he walked in front of Scarlet, bounced the ball on the ground and hit it when it was in range. The result was the ball flying straight into Scarlets nuts, making him moan out in pain while grabbing hi sack and roll of the couch and fall on the ground, the sounds of everyone laughing being heard in the background

"Awwwww."

Most of the girls crossed their legs tightly after watching that, while Yang and Emerald just laughed loudly, and Nora snorting.

"That did not look pleasant at all," Pyrrha said.

The camera then faded to black and opened up again, to showing Scarlet, Cardin, and Ren next to each other

"This is Barrel Surfing," Ren said.

"I think barrel surfing is for macho jerks with a death wish," Scarlet said.

Cardin then stepped forward with is arms on his hips looking triumphant.

"No it's not, it's the ultimate thrill, the ultimate rush, even more then sex,"

"Like you would know Cardin?" Yang joked making the girls chuckle a bit.

"Well that depends on who you're doing it with," Scarlet said making everyone break away laughing.

(Que surfer music)

The shot then cut to a line of blue barrels, with a surfboard in the back of the line. Ren ran right up to the line, and jumped up onto the surfboard and was able to maintain his balance as he surfed the rolling tubes. Everyone cheering could be heard in the background.

"Go ren , Hang ten man!" Nora yelled.

"He's actually doing it," Ruby said amazed.

When Ren reached the end however, he fell off the board onto the cold dirt ground, and was trampled by the many barrels rolling over him, causing people to laugh as he 'wiped out'.

With the girls Ruby and Nora were clapping and pulled papers with tens on them, where they got them no one will know.

"Where did you get those?" Cinder asked.

"I don't know," Nora and Ruby replied together.

Next up was Scarlet, who ran up to the surfboard and jumped, but instead of landing on the board, he overshot it and landed face first onto the barrels, making him roll halfway down the line before falling off to the side on his back, causing everyone to laugh.

"Oh man he wiped out," Yang said while laughing.

"Man I feel bad for him," Pyrrha said.

Next was Jaune Cardin who jumped up on the surfboard, but misdirected it to fall of to the side, causing him to trip off and tumble down a few feet, and before he could get up a barrel came and rammed the back of his head.

"Oooh thats gotta hurt," Blake said as she winced a bit.

"Is he going to be okay?" Ruby asked.

"If he doesn't get a concussion that is," Glynda said.

Dove went next, but when he jumped on the surfboard, he seemed to land on it a bit too far back because the board slipped from under his feet, causing him to feel the same pain mercury felt during the rocket skates stunt, except he fell off the barrels and fell flat on his back.

"Son of a bitch!"

Emerald, Yang, Nora and Ruby broke out in laughter, while Pyrrha Cinder and Blake were giggling along with them, while Weiss and Glynda did their best not to smile, and failed.

"Wow that reminded me of what happened to mercury," Pyrrha said while giggling.

"Yay but Dove was up in the air a bit so he must have felt that one.

"Hoho, Holy shit dude you alright?" Sky asked from the side while laughing.

"No," Dove responded, causing everyone to laugh

The Camera then cut to Jaune laughing while holding his stomach and facing the camera.

"Well Ren so far is the barrel riding champ, but let's see if Sage is up to the challenge to take him on."

The camera then showed Sage holding a boogie board as he ran up to the barrels, and then jumped up in the air while holding the board close to him, the result being that when the board and Sage hit the barrels, Sage's face smashed right into the board.

"Ohhhhh," The girls said as they winced at how painful that was.

Sage then rolled of the barrels halfway down, being run over by a few.

"Hahaha, oh my god you ate shit," Cardin said.

"Hi im Sage and this is Face surfing," Scarlet joked making everyone laugh, even the girls.

The camera then rewinded to a side shot of sage getting his face smashed in by the board in slow motion, further making the girls both wince and laugh at the misfortune.

(End surfer music)

So that was fun, and were starting to pick things up, and I already know what to do next chapter.

Stay tooned you cockbites.