A/N: this one (and another one that will probably be posted this weekend) came as a challenge my friend posted to me. She didn't believe me I could - reasonably - use the word 'caprine' in a story. So I proved her wrong.
Hope you guys will like it :)
Thanks for all the people who reviewed. I know these are really short and are not leaving much to review but it makes me smile and gives me motivation to keep writing those and stand up to the challenge!
Title: Goats
Genre: Humor
Rating: PG13
Warnings: Disturbing facts about Roy Mustang
Roy came back home to see his library piled on the floor. The culprit seemed to be sitting right in the middle of it. "What are you doing, Ed?"
Edward looked up. "Searching for a book."
"Then why are all of them on the floor?"
"Easier. Why do you have a caprine book?"
Roy pouted, and could feel blush in his cheeks. "Well if you must know, I once wanted a farm."
"A farm?"
"Yes. Before I became an alchemist. You know, with cows and goats. Love goat milk."
Ed grimaced. "Ewe. Milk. That's so weird."
Roy shrugged. "I know."
