A/N: Remember that 'caprine' challenge thing? Yeah, so as I was saying, my friend wasn't pleased with the first one, so another one was born. And here it lies, before you...
Enjoy!
Title: More Goats ('cuz I lack creativity)
Genre: Humor
Rating: T
Warnings: Ed's language and lack of manners
"Oh my! What happened to you?"
Ed looked up from the wound he was cleaning. "Caprine avalanche."
Roy blinked. "Sorry?"
"Goats. Legions of 'em. Running straight at me. I tripped and fell, and I blame you."
"Me? What do I have to do with a bunch of goats you managed to piss of?"
Roy could see angry flame burning in Edward's eyes. "Wasn't it YOU who sent me to fix that dam?"
"Yes."
"So there you go. I went there, fixed shit, then got chased by goats."
Roy frowned. "Hardly my fault you lack delicacy."
Ed pouted. "Still your fault."
