A/N: Yeah I know that once again I've been gone for a while... I'm sorry :(

This one was inspired by dragonimp's post on Tumblr.


Title: Secrets

Genre: Romance/Humor

Rating: T

Warnings: None

"You know, Al told me Winry started taking dancing classes."

"Really?" Roy looked at his blond lover as he spoke. "That's nice. She'll like it. You know, I used to dance too."

Edward's features wore shock. "You? Dancing?"

Roy nodded. "Yeah. Pole-Dancing, actually. Gives great body. Great moves."

Ed could barely contain himself. "You did POLE DANCING?"

"Yes, was quite good at that too. The benefits of growing up in a brothel... You know, I think if you tried, you might find that -"

"Forget it, there's no way," Edward cut into his words, his tone final. What a shame.