A/N: Haha thank you Guest! Glad you enjoyed it! ^-^ I actually never watched Wild at Heart... is it worth a shot?


Title: Onager

Genre: Humor

Rating: T

Warnings: 7th grade humor

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The sound of choked giggles made Roy look down.

"What's so funny?"

"Look," said Ed and shoved a book under Roy's nose. He read, and found nothing special.

"It's a dictionary."

"I know! But check out 'onager."

Roy did. For a second, he didn't understand what Ed wanted. What was so funny about a word that meant 'a wild ass'? And as he thought that he realized.

"What are you, twelve? They mean donkey," he said throwing the book back at his lover.

Ed pouted. "I KNOW. But it's still funny! And I'm sixteen, so it's not that far off."