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Title: The Thamaturge
Genre: Humor
NO SHIPPING
Rating: PG
Warnings: NA
"I hate my title," Ed said, replacing the coat back on his shoulders after another successful mission.
"Why? What's so wrong with 'Fullmetal'? I thought you liked it... You seemed to when you first came back and told me about it." Alphonse paused, and then added, as if as an afterthought, "is it because people keep confusing you with me? Because -"
"No! Not that!" Ed said, annoyed. "That stupid 'Hero of the people' thing."
"Oh!" Al exclaimed. "Why?"
"'Cuz it's stupid. Couldn't come up with anything better? Maybe something like.. I don't know, The Thaumaturge."
Al chuckled. "You're ridiculous, Brother."
