I finally got my first review on my other story but it was someone telling me to kill myself. Can you please leave nice reviews.
Naruto, Sasuke, Kakashi, Sakura and Shikamaru are at the murder site in the Nara district. There is a dead woman on the floor.
"OK this is getting bad we need to find the killer before he kills anyone else." Naruto said.
"We should split up and search for clues Naruto I'll go with Kakashi and you go with Shikamaru." Sasuke said.
"Who should I go with?" Sakura said.
Naruto and Shikamaru went to Choji's house.
"Hey choji do you know about the person who was killed in the Nara district?" Shikamaru said.
"No." Choji said.
"OK." Shikamaru said.
Meanwhile Sasuke, Kakashi and Sakura went to Ino's house.
"Hey Sasuke want to have sex I'm super horny right now." Ino said.
"Fuck yes Sorry Kakashi I have to go now let me know if you catch the killer." Sasuke said.
"But Sasuke you can't leave me alone it's not safe with a killer loose." Kakashi said.
"You're not alone you have me." Sakura said.
"Man up you fucking pussy you're meant to be the third strongest ninja in the kanuha village after me and Naruto grow some fucking balls." Sasuke said.
"OK I'll continue looking alone." Kakashi said.
Meanwhile Naruto and Shikamaru go to Konohamaru's house. Konohamaru is there.
"Hey Konohamaru did you kill hinatas dad and some woman?" Naruto said.
"Naruto I'm like 7 years old how would I have killed them." Konohamaru said.
"He makes a good point Naruto." Shikamaru said.
"Ok let's go." Naruto said.
Meanwhile Kakashi and Sakura went to Tsunade's house. Kakashi knocked on the door.
"Why is no one answering oh yeah I forgot Tsunade is dead woops." Kakashi said.
Meanwhile Naruto and Shikamaru went back to the ramen stall. The ramen guy is there.
"Excuse me ramen guy we have some questions for you." Shikamaru said.
"No you don't have to ask him we already know hes innocent." Naruto said.
"Then why did we come here?" Shikamaru said.
"I am hungry lets get some lunch." Naruto said.
"Its 5 in the afternoon." Shikamaru said.
"Like I give a fuck." Naruto said.
Meanwhile Kakashi and Sakura went to Kiba's house.
"You're under arrest." Kakashi said.
"But you didn't ask him anything how do you know hes guilty." Sakura said.
"What the fuck man why are you arresting me." Kiba said.
"Because you're a fucking annoying prick who no one actually likes no one will miss you you may as well go to jail." Kakashi said.
"Ok." Kiba said.
Kakashi, Sakura and Kiba went to Kanuha jail. Kakashi put Kiba in a jail cell.
Naruto and Shikamaru went into Kanuha jail.
"Why did you put Kiba in jail is he the killer?" Naruto said.
"No I arrested him for being a weird ugly annoying useless prick." Kakashi said.
"Good work Kakashi." Naruto said.
"OK we've now asked everyone in the village what should we do now." Kakashi said.
"I don't know." Naruto said.
Sasuke then entered the Kanuha jail.
"Hey Naruto after I was done banging Ino I heard a scream someone else has been killed close to Ino's house." Sasuke said.
"Fuck lets go investigate." Naruto said.
Naruto, Sasuke, Kakashi, Shikamaru and Sakura went to the murder site. Ino is there. Ino is crying.
"What is wrong Ino?" Sasuke said.
"She is my mom Sasuke don't you know her we had brunch last Sunday with her and my dad." Ino said.
"You have a mom?" Sasuke said.
"Fuck this investigating shit isn't working we're not finding anything out what the fuck should we do." Naruto said.
"The killer is too good he never leaves any clues behind." Sasuke said.
"What about that book covered in blood over there." Sakura said.
"You are right Sasuke the problem is he never leaves us any clues." Kakashi said.
"Hey guys look over there there is a book covered in blood." Shikamaru said.
Naruto walked up to the book. Naruto picked up the book.
"Good work Shikamaru this is an amazing clue thank you so much you're so useful." Naruto said.
"What book is it?" Sasuke said.
"It is the makeout tactics seventh book holy shit do you know what this means." Naruto said.
"What does it mean." Sasuke said.
"The killer is the ghost of my sensay Jiraiya since he wrote the make out tactic books holy shit he is killing people in revenge." Naruto said.
"Revenge for what he was killed by Pain." Shikamaru said.
"I don't fucking know but it's the only logical conclusion I can come to." Naruto said.
"Doesn't Kakashi read the make out tactics books?" Sakura said.
"You are right Naruto that is the only logical thing I can think of too." Sasuke said.
"Excuse me guys I have to go bang Konan." Kakashi said.
"OK Kakashi take some more pics for me your hocage orders you." Naruto said.
"OK." Kakashi said.
"How the fuck are you guys so stupid Kakashi is clearly the killer he is going to go kill someone else now the makeout tactics book was his he's the only one we know who reads it" Sakura said.
"How do we stop a ghost though?" Shikamaru said.
"We should go to the Kanuha library and see if they have any books on how to catch ghosts." Sasuke said.
"What the fuck is wrong with everyone I am going to go follow Kakashi I'm sure he is the killer." Sakura said.
Naruto, Sasuke and Shikamaru went to the Kanuha library.
"Hey Naruto I found a book on ghosts It says that if a ghost appears you should use a sealing jutsu to catch it." Sasuke said.
"Do you either of you two know sealing jutsus." Naruto said.
"No." Sasuke said.
"No." Shikamaru said.
"Wait a second couldn't we use the edo tensay to bring back Jiraiya and stop him from killing people" Sasuke said.
"Who knows the Edo tensay." Naruto said.
"Kabuto does." Sasuke said.
"But you killed Kabuto." Naruto said.
"Oh yeah. Fuck." Sasuke said.
"Couldn't we use the edo tensay to bring Kabuto back so he can teach us?" Shikamaru said.
"Oh yeah." Sasuke said.
"Who knows the edo tensay." Naruto said.
"Kabuto does." Sasuke said.
"But you killed Kabuto." Naruto said.
"Oh yeah. Fuck." Sasuke said.
"Anko was Orochimarus student maybe she knows how to use the edo tensay." Shikamaru said.
"Good idea Shikamaru lets go find Anko." Naruto said.
Hinata entered the Kanuha library. "Another body has been found near Hocage tower I'm so scared Naruto."
"Holy fuck a fourth body we must hurry and stop the ghost of jiraiya before anyone else dies." Naruto said.
Who do you think the cereal killer is?
