I felt bad for what I said to Mabel earlier. I decided maybe I would go apologize to her. Before I could though, I heard a knock at the door.
I went to see who it was. At first I didn't see anyone, but I looked down to see a bunch of ants with tiny weapons looking at me with their large, beady eyes.
"We are the Antoids!" said one of them in a squeaky voice, "Give us your sugar!"
"Aww. You're so adorable."
The ant then bit me on the finger.
"Oww!" I said before sucking it.
"Give us your sugar or we will destroy you!"
"Well I'd have to go to the store; we're out of sugar right now."
Suddenly, all the Antoids tackled me and started to tie me up like I was Gulliver from Gulliver's Travels.
"You have betrayed us!" said the leader, "You have told us you had sugar and you lied to us! Now we must feed on you!"
I didn't know what these things were talking about, but I sure as heck didn't want to be ant food. I screamed as loud as I could, hoping someone would hear me.
I got my wish (Sort of) when Mabel and Robbie came over.
"Hey!" shouted Robbie, "What's going on here?!"
"This creature has promised us sugar and he has betrayed us!" cried the leader.
"Wait, I know who you are." said Robbie, "You're those beings from outer space I was communicating with. Oregon isn't the place to find sugar; it's too cold for sugar cane to grow in. You'll want to head to tropical areas near the equator. Might I suggest Florida?"
"Flower-E-Dah?"
"Um yeah." I said chirping in, "Florida has lots of sugar. Plus, they have lots of invasive species living there, so you guys will fit right in."
The Antoid were silent before their leader made the final decision.
"To Flower-E-Dah!"
As the Antoids left, my sister untied me and I threw my arms around her.
"Mabel, I'm sorry about what I said earlier."
"It's okay, Dipper." she said hugging back.
I then turned to Robbie.
"I guess I also owe you an apology, Robbie. You seem to know what you're doing."
"Eh. No biggie." he said.
I guess now I know not to doubt him again.
