Title: Playing In Mud

Genre: Humor

Rating: T

Warnings: Sexual Content

"What on Earth have you been doing?" Roy grimaced as he stepped inside theirhome, only to see messy footsteps all over his overpriced carpet. He LOVED that carpet.

"What d'ya mean? I've been working."

"In mud?"

"Sometimes I do, yeah. You know, when things need to be constructed and it's, like, rainy out there."

"So you've been playing around in mud."

"Not playing. Working."

Despite his hard feelings about the rug, Roy couldn't help the image of Ed, his wet shirt clinging to his body, messing around with some mud. He smirked. "You've been dirty, huh?"

"I was WORKING!"