A/N: Ahhhhhhhhhhhh I'm so sorry I don't know why but I just didn't post anything for like two weeks? There's really no excuse it was written and I was at home and I just couldn't make myself to post anything?

I suck I know

I owe you all an apology :(

I'm really sorry!


Title: Useless

Genre: Humor

Rating: PG13

Warnings: NA

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Ed frowned, and pulled something out of the cart. "Roy, what's that?"

Roy turned, beaming. "A glass holder! So we can have wine in the shower – "

"But we don't need that! We barely drink wine."

"Maybe we should start. Wine's good."

"We. Don't. Need. That. It's a waste of money. It'd just sit around in some forgotten cupboard – '

"This is MY money, I'm allowed to spend it as I want."

"Yes, but – it's useless! If you wanna drink wine in the shower just put the glass on the sink – "

"And it'd fall. My money. I'm getting that."