Title: High Maintenance

Genre: Humor/Romance

Rating: T

Warnings: NA

"Brother! I miss you!"

Ed smiled at the receiver. "Shouldn't take much longer. You can tell Roy that his culprit's an ass -"

"How about you tell him?"

"The bastard's with you -"

"Why, hello to you too, love."

Ed was surprised to hear Roy. "You know I hate that nickname. Wha'cha doing with Al?"

"Speaking with you. Figured it'd be a waste of money to call twice. How're you doing?"

"You're calling me a waste of money?!"

"Can't deny you're high maintenance."

"Gimme Al."

"Yes brother?"

"Can you hit him, hard, for me?"

"No way! That's between you two."