Title: High Maintenance
Genre: Humor/Romance
Rating: T
Warnings: NA
"Brother! I miss you!"
Ed smiled at the receiver. "Shouldn't take much longer. You can tell Roy that his culprit's an ass -"
"How about you tell him?"
"The bastard's with you -"
"Why, hello to you too, love."
Ed was surprised to hear Roy. "You know I hate that nickname. Wha'cha doing with Al?"
"Speaking with you. Figured it'd be a waste of money to call twice. How're you doing?"
"You're calling me a waste of money?!"
"Can't deny you're high maintenance."
"Gimme Al."
"Yes brother?"
"Can you hit him, hard, for me?"
"No way! That's between you two."
