Title: Shopping
Genre: Humor
Rating: T
Warnings: Sexual Content
Roy stepped out of the fitting room. He did not like this idea, but he had no choice. He gave a small turn, trying not to meet his lover's eyes.
"Nope," Ed criticized, probably for the tenth time. "Don't like the way your ass looks in that one. You can do better than that. Try again."
Exhausted, Roy did.
"No good. Gives you a permanent boner. While I don't mind you having one, I don't like being fooled."
"Ed..." Roy said tiredly. "I asked you not to speak like that.."
"Sure, sure. Don't like that one. Keep trying."
Tired, Roy complied.
