Summary: Being a Maou isn't easy especially when Yuuri has a problem with staring (stalking?) at a certain someone. [Gwendal/Yuuri]

Disclaimers: Me own nothing, me poor.

Author's note: Hahaha, omg, it's been like 2 years since I last updated. This all happened when I was cleaning out my hard drives and found a half done chapter 5! Inspire, and didn't want this to go to waste, I finally decided to write some more, seeing so much support I received, reviews work I guess! I've been neglecting (to a point of forgetting about this) because I've been stuck on what to do with them, the story is so weird…. And I don't know where to lead this to… Note that my writing might have change… I think? It's been too long since I wrote this, so either I got better… or worse… Ah well~! So without further ado, here comes my mindless rambling(attempt of story telling)~!

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It felt like forever as I waited for his reply with hopeful eyes. Did I literally drop the bomb on him? And was that a twitch I just saw?

Chapter 5:

Time seem to have frozen on the spot, my heart felt like it was sinking further into despair. Does he disapprove? Does he think I'm not fit to be with Gwendal? I almost jumped when he finally spoke softly, " I see…" His smile disappeared, and a stern look replaced his face.

"When did this all start?" Honestly, we started to officially date today, then broke my engagement with Wolfram before the undeniable great first make out session we had. Wow, I can't believe all this happen in a day! But I can't possibly tell him that! "Well, I've always liked Gwendal from a long time ago…" This is a good place to start. "I don't really remember when exactly, but, I guess I gradually liked him for some reason." Like his brooding face, his rare sweet smile, his nice bod… Let's not get into the details.

"I see, so he took advantage of that." He pondered, my eyes bulged out at that. What the hell..??

"No way! I totally didn't even show any sign to him!" I don't think… At least I don't go all stalk-ish over him. Well, from a distance doesn't count! "And he was the first one to make the move!" I blurted for my justification. But for some reason, I don't think it's working.

"I see… Was he now… So you didn't even consent to it at first." His look grew grimmer…

"What? Noooo, I was a little surprised at first, but I am totally consent to it or whatever you wanna call it, I totally approve!" There was another awkward silence, I just realize that I sounded desperate.

"I see…." One more I see and I think I will punch him for it! "You're sure he didn't take advantage of you? He didn't do anything… more?" He was particularly eyeing the mark on my neck.

"NO! It was only today that we started to…" Oh crap… Way to blurt it out, I can already see his face growing grimmer and grimmer. "We seriously didn't do anything more!!"

I was so sure that I saw something flicker in his eyes, but as soon as I saw it, it was gone as he snapped back his famous 'I'm a super good guy and my smile will still be there even if you poke my eyes out' face. "Your majesty, you should get some rest for tonight, you can sleep on my bed. I am going to speak with…" He paused. "…someone right now. So don't wait for me." It sounded more like a command than a request, and he abruptly left the room before I could even make a squeak.

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OH MY GOD, what the hell was that all about!?

Since when did he not approve of Gwendal? WHY is he playing the protective guardian now and not when he assumed I was with Wolfram! Does he secretly hate Gwendal or something? They seem like they get along quite well though, more so than him and Wolfram. So what could be the problem? That someone he's going to see better not be Gwendal, it's in the middle of the night! I didn't mean to sick the crazy weird Conrad to him.

"Ugg…." I rushed to the door to chase after him before anything bad happens. KLUK…. I tried to turn the door knob again. KLUK KLUK KLUK…

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OH MY GOD x2!!!!!! He locked me in!!! I thought these doors lock from the inside! WTF?!! Is this some sort of sick fairy tale? Poor Cinderella is locked in her tower by the evil… stepbrother who doesn't want her to find true happiness. And worse of all, I don't have singing mice friends to help me! God dammit, that's what this kingdom lacks, singing mice friends and unicorns that shoots rainbows out its ass, and that rainbow will conveniently be stuck on some floor and Conrad trips and dies!

Why the hell does he live in a room that locked from the outside anyways?? Oh right, for occasions like this, locking ME in. I looked around the room, aside from the locked door, the only other exit is through the balcony. So I rushed to the balcony then realize that I am like a gazillion stories high with no adjacent balconies near. To the left is my room's balcony, which I am going to avoid due to a certain evil evil princess/banshee that's currently occupying it. And to my right, I would attempt the jump it if I was superman, the distance is too drastic to attempt.

I looked down, since no one would be willing to help me, maybe I could try to escape with those conveniently placed ropes in the room that you always see in movies… I looked around the room and found nothing remotely useful… Yeah right!! And I sure as hell am not going to harm a single piece of these precious baseball collections even if I starve to death in here.

Looking out into the sky, I called out, hoping one of those flying skeleton guys would come and save their beloved king in distress. "Here Skelie dudes! Whatever you're called! Here skelie skelie skelie! Come save me from the evil clutches of the demon lord's tower!" I waited a while, nothing came, so I tried again, yet no such luck. I tried to call for maids, Greta, Gunter, or any other living being in here that could help me! I tried again and again hoping that someone, anyone would hear me. But my loyal subjects seem to be deaf or something today. "HELP!!!! I ran out of out shampoo!!" That was my last attempt, but silence was what met me. Does nobody care that I'm trapped here? I sobbed pitifully. So that's it, no one loves me. Except for Gwendal, but if he dies too then I really will be unloved!

I sulked back to the door, attempting to use my not so awesome lock picking skills, kick the door skills, or talk to your door cause maybe it has feelings skills. Time certainly passed and nothing worked, it was probably lunch time already, my stomach alarm was growling. If Gwendal depended on me to save him, I think he'd be dead a thousand times by now. So I gave up, and stared at the welcoming bed as sleep is bidding me.

I tried to push my worries away. Just don't think about it, I'm sure Gwendal can handle himself. My throat hurts, my brain hurts, and I'm tired… A little nap wouldn't hurt… And right now, I still have lots of time to think of another plan!! ...Heh, just keep telling yourself that Yuuri. Cause right now, you have entered the wonderful land of slumber.

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"…ou.. Ma..ty…" Hm… "…Majesty!" I think someone is calling me.

"Your Majesty…" I felt myself being shaken.

"YUURI!!!" I instantly jolted up the bed, smacking my forehead into what I think is someone's face, resulting a loud "OW!" on both our parts.

Disoriented, I held my forehead in pain while trying to figure out what was going on. My eyes were watering a little by reflex, and my visions were blurred. My head felt like it was about to explode. I slowly looked up to see who I knocked into. But I think I sort of recognize who the person is by the sound of their voice.

The blurry figure looked like he was crouching by the bedside, holding his face in pain. With blonde hair…

Oh.

Crap.

"Wolfram!" Fully awake, my visions cleared as I looked at Wolfram. He was holding both his hands onto his face, I can tell that it is ten times more painful then what I am experiencing right now. Still my forehead hurts like I got hit by a truck.

"What the fuck did you jump up for!?" He yelled. Then he smacked the same spot of my head that was hurt with his fist. My anger suddenly came out of nowhere when he did that.

"OWW, why were you so close to me anyways!"

"Are you calling me short?" Somehow, I felt a certain déjà vu coming, with a certain other short red coated braided blond that had a huge metal armor lurking beside him. Where the hell did that come from? My frustration grew, somehow I always tend to insult him in some way. But I remained silent as I rubbed my forehead to ease the pain.

"UGG! Whatever! This hurts like hell!" My heart skipped as he lowered his other hand, reveling a large bruised mark on his left eye. I think he saw my eyes bulged.

"It's bruised, isn't it?" I think he's holding back his anger, but I also see what I think is a popped vein right there.

"What are you doing here in the first place?" I tried to distract him from it. That's when Wolfram's face turned grim, not a good sign…

"You need to get up NOW!" He yelled. He always yells… My ears hurt.

"Why?" I asked. This time, he glared at me. "I can't believe you actually slept through all that racket! Couldn't you hear that?"

I blinked, and tried to concentrate, then I heard cheering from a distance, along with some… clanks? I looked at Wolfram confused.

"They're fighting! You've got to stop them!" Wolfram exclaimed frantically. Who? Then it came to me. Oh my god! I totally forgot about it! Last night! Conrad! Gwendal! I need to stop them!!

Noticing that the door was spread wide open, I was now free to dash out to stop whatever is happening out there.

[END of chapter 5]

Author's note: Shorter than usual, I know, But guess what, there's PLOT! I think? It's my attempt to somehow get this story going. Having them go all lovey dovey with each other is just… BOOORING… So I'm gunna add some plot and obstacles for them to conquer! So yes, there will be more :3