Shaggy and Scooby followed the vampire girl. She was still crying and ran into what appeared to be the girl's bathroom, but the picture on the door looked like a girl...with crab hands!
"Uh, I think this is the chick's bathroom." Shaggy said.
"Reah..."
The two stared at the door for a long time. Neither of them wanted to go in, not only was it a girl's bathroom, but a monster girl's bathroom."
"Rou go in." Scooby said.
"I'm not going in. You go in." Shaggy said.
"Ro, you go in."
"You go in."
Rou go in."
"You go in."
The sound of the vampire's crying was heard behind the door. Her sad sobs broke the boys' hearts.
"How about we both go in?" Shaggy said.
"Agreed."
Shaggy and Scooby went into the girl's bathroom. They heard the crying from one of the stalls.
"Uh..." Shaggy knocked on the door. "Hello?"
"Go away!" said the vampire's voice.
"Aw, don't be sad, little vampire dudette. We didn't mean to make you cry." Shaggy said.
"Reah, we're sorry." Scooby said.
The boys heard the crying die down, the door came open and out came the pretty in pink vampire. She wiped her eyes a little. "But still, I'm not a bloodsucker. I'm a vegetarian vampire."
"Vegetarian?!" Shaggy and Scooby said.
The vampire smiled and nodded. "Yes, you don't have to be scared of me."
"How about that, Scoob? A vegan vampire!" said Shaggy.
"Reah! What a relief!" said Scooby.
Shaggy decided it was time for a few introductions. "My name's Shaggy and this is Scooby Doo."
Now that she was feeling better, the vampire introduced herself. "My name's Draculaura."
Shaggy gulped. "Like Dracula?!"
Draculaura nodded. "Yep! He's my dad!"
Scooby started to whimper, catching Draculaura's attention.
"Aw, don't be scared, cute little doggie." The vegan vampire came up and petted Scooby. "Who's a good boy? Who's a good doggy woggy? Yes, you are!" she cooed to Scooby as she scratched, cuddled and petted him.
And Scooby was loving it. It's better to be loved by a vampire instead of getting bitten by one.
Shaggy chuckled. "You sure are a dog person, aren't you?"
"Yup! I have a boyfriend who's a werewolf." Draculaura said, scratching behind Scooby's ears.
"Werewolf?!" Scooby said.
"Zoinks! Like, I did not want to hear that!" Shaggy said.
"Why? Clawd is a fangtastic boyfriend!" Draculaura said.
The door swung open. "That's because he's desperate."
In walked another vampire. She had short black hair with purple streaks, wore glasses and had on a preppy red and black schoolgirl outfit.
"Clawd is not desperate, Gory!" Draculaura countered. "He's the best boyfriend ever!"
Gory opened her mouth to give the vampire another quip, but she gasped in shock seeing Shaggy.
"Why is there a normie the ghoul's bathroom?!" Gory said in disgust. "Scratch that, why's there a normie here period?!"
"Normie?" Shaggy said.
"That's right." Gory said, striding up to Shaggy. "You don't belong here..."
She bared her fangs and hissed at him.
"AAAAAAAAAAH!" Shaggy screamed and ran out the door while Scooby followed him.
"Gory! How dare you scare my new friends?!" Draculaura said angrily.
Gory smirked. "Well, it's easy if you know how." She laughed as she left the bathroom.
Draculura had to chew out Gory later. Right now, she had to find her friends. She made like a bat and flew off after them.
"Like, something tells me that vampire's not a vegan!" Shaggy said as they ran.
"Gee, ya think?!" said Scooby.
In the office of the headmistress, Fred and Daphne looked through everything, but it seemed like a regular principle's office.
"Any luck, Fred?" asked Daphne.
"Nope, we're missing some serious clues here." Fred look around. "There's not a single thing here out of the ordinary. Well, besides this."
Fred thumbed to the wall. There hung pictures of monster students.
Daphne looked at the photo of girls in black and pink cheerleading outfits. "Seriously? Fearleading?"
"Seems the headmistress is pulling all stops to make this monster charade real." Fred said.
"YOU AGAIN!"
Fred and Daphne practically jumped out of their shoes.
It was Headmistress Bloodgood. She marched in looking mad as can be. "I thought I told you kids to leave!"
"Whatever your up to, it's not gonna work, Bloodgood!" Daphne said. "We're on to you!"
Fred approached the principle. "She's right, you can't fool us, Bloodgood! If that's your real name!"
Fred grabbed the headmistress's face and started pulling it.
"STOP! What are you doing?!"
POP!
Fred went still. So did Daphne.
In Fred's hands was not a mask like he was expecting. It was the headmistress's head.
Her severed head in his hands.
Bloodgood frowned at the stunned teen. "Are you satisfied?"
Fred dropped the head. The headmistress's body caught it and put it back between her shoulders.
"She's...real!" Fred said, his face turning pale.
"Let's get out of here!" Daphne screamed. She and Fred ran out of the office.
"They won't get away from me!" Bloodgood whistled and a blue horse with fiery red eyes came to her side. She climbed onto its saddle.
"Nightmare! After them!"
The horse bucked up and the Headless Headmistress chased after the two teenagers.
