Every one stayed in the tower to the point that it got very boring. And there were only so many times that you could let JARVIS win at all the word games you can think of.
So Tony came up with what he thought was a 'brilliant' idea.
"Avengers we all have a new mission, to go food shopping." He shouted when all the avengers where having breakfast one morning.
They all looked at him with raised eyebrows.
"Its fine we will have the shop guarded, all the employees fully interrogated there will be one of us that never leaves Nat's side." Tony continued.
"Yeah Tony with all due respect but it was actually you that said none of us could step a foot out this tower yesterday and I can look after my fucking self." Said Natasha taking a bite of toast.
"Yeah and Tony you do know we can get food delivered." Said Bruce.
"NOPE I WILL NOT LISTEN TO ANY OF YOU WE ARE GOING AND THAT IS THAT GET DRESSED AND BE READY IN ONE HOUR!" Tony screamed.
(1 hour and 15 minutes later in the shop)
"okay so you all have your individual lists and you can get whatever you want just try and stick to the list as much as possible." Said tony.
They all walked off in separate directions.
(Clint)
"okay, get cereal Tony said,
get healthy cereal Steve said,
get pop-tarts Thor said,
fuck it these are the ones Tasha likes." mumbled Clint throwing the cereal into his trolley.
"Next item, juice."
He takes his phone out his pocket.
"Yeah hey Tash what juice do you like?" –
"Okay, okay fine apple it is.
(Tony)
"Okay, what did I write on my list?" he asked himself getting the list out his pocket.
He read the list out loud.
Wine
Beer
Whisky
Jack Daniels
Lemonade (For Nat)
Coffee
Foot massager
"Yeah I can do that, ohh gummy bears-" he said walking off towards them.
(Thor)
He walked round the front desk which was currently unattended and grabbed the microphone which was connected to all the speakers in the shop.
"DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE I CAN FIND WHAT MY DEAR FRIEND CALLS - TOILET ROLL, TOOTH PASTE, PIZZA AND DOUGNUTS- WAIT, MAN OF IRON THERE ARE NO POP TARTS ON THIS LIST YOU MUST KNOW THEY HAVE GREAT IMPORTANCE TO ME!" Thor bellowed through the speaker.
Tony shouted from the other end of the shop- "FOR FUCKS SAKE THOR YOUR FREAKING POP TARTS HAVE VERY LITTLE IMPORTANCE TO ME! GET THEM YOUR FUCKING SELF!"
(Natasha)
The second she got the list she threw it over her shoulder and started walking to the candy isle where she immediately scooped handfuls of sweets and chocolate into her trolley.
"Никто говорит мне, что порно купить!" she muttered. (No one tells me what to fucking buy – in Russian)
She then gets a call from Clint.
(Steve)
He picked up the list that Natasha threw and collected everything it said on it as well as what his own list said. –
Fruit
Vegetables
Break
Milk
Cleaning supplies
Toiletries
Butter
jam
he also picked up a few maternity tops for Natasha because even his shirts where getting too small for her now.
(Wanda)
Wanda simply brought everything that was on her list to her using her powers making some of the items purposely hit Tony.
She laughed a little when she heard him scream and beg for his life.
(Bruce)
He simply walked around apologising to every employee he saw even though most of them were hidden behind a counter.
He was also the one who tony told of at the end of the day for not getting what was on his list.
Hiya I have always liked the idea of what it would be like when the avengers went food shopping
So I hope you enjoy reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it! I love the reviews! :)
