***CHAPTER THREE: THE SECOND EPISODE OF PRETTY MUCH ANY ANIME***
Satisfied with what he accomplished in the now dead facetree, Nigel leaves in search of more epic adventure. The next place to look in search of epic adventure is obviously Wee Packet, and where would a Wee Packet be but in a cave burrowed into a rock formation. After a while, he discovers the Wee Packet cave, where Nigel buys a blue candle for exorbitant amounts of money. He realizes that the vendor is riding on his style, so he does the expected thing and digs HIS FUCKING SWORD INTO THE GUY'S NECK. Feeling tired and still very drunk, our hero meanders into a clearing with a lake. Floating above the lake is a fairy, who promises to heal Nigel. As she is doing this, one thought is in Nigel's mind; that is one tight ass and you'd totally hit that shit.
