CHAPTER 7
Thanks to all of my reviewers:
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And
CrazyComputer'sVendetta
Disclaimer: (Cries hysterically) I don't own the Animorphs. But I do own any characters that I add on. And I can torture the characters (Laughs hysterically). (On my knees) KAA, please don't kill me for teasing your characters. But I don't get how a person with your imagination and sense of humor, anyone who can think up Marco has got to have a sense of humor, Can kill off RACHEL! I mean are you… INSANE???? I LOVE YOUR BOOKS BUT I HATE THE LAST ONE!!!! Anyway, sorry for the outburst, `~` back to the story.
Me: Hi it's your lovable author. Today on the agenda is… Oh right, chapter 7. Hmmmm… this can't be right the people I'm supposed to have are one who's in jail and one who's dead. *:/* I guess I should just go with the flow.
Rachel, Visser 3, and Elfangor pop in.
Visser 3: WHERE AM I YOU INSOLENT HUMAN!!!!!
Me: YOU IN MY REALM NOW! SO SIT DOWN YOU INSOLENT YEERK! OH, AND SHUT UP UNTIL YOU CAN TALK RESPECTFULLY ME!
Visser 3: OK, but I will not be quiet. Even if you torture me.
Rachel and Elfie stare. I turn to them,
Me: The key to beat him is to talk to him the way he talks, and then he's shocked into submission.
Elfangor: Do you think I will see my son in this book since you can bring me back to life?
Me: Well… I could do that but I don't think I will.
Rachel: What!!! You JERK! You can give My boyfriend's dad back you WON'T!!! She runs and tackles me football style.
Me: Help! Elfie or even you Esi! I need someone. Wait! Snaps fingers and Rachel is suspended in midair while all my reviewers poke at her with cattle prods and pitchforks. There, hey Vendetta and Snowsong come here. They come over, What do you think I should do to Elfie and Esi?
Vendetta rubs her chin thoughtfully: Well, why do they need to be dealt with?
Snowsong: Vendetta didn't you read the dialogue? When AniLuver called for them to help her, they did nothing. I personally think we should show them torture movies.
Me: Ok, we could do that. But I was thinking of getting Taylor involved.
Vendetta and Snowsong chuckle with me evilly.
I advance on Elfie and Esi.
Esi: Why do you call me Esi?!? That is the name my lesser twin uses.
Elfie: Yeah and I thought that I discussed this with Vendetta. I HATE the name ELFIE!!!!
Me: Well I'm going call you whatever I want.
Taylor appears with a bag of torture items. She shakes hands formally with Vendetta, Snowsong, and me. Unknown to Elfie and Esi, while I had been talking with them, Vendetta had dialed Taylor's Torture Computer Help (TTCH) which is her organization that she created after Vendetta used her in The Animorphs Restart.
Taylor: So what can I help you with, I need situation and info in order to decide what torture to use on the subject.
Snowsong: It's actually two subjects. She points to Esi and Elfie, both are cowering. Well, well, well. I never thought I would see the day when I would strike fear into Visser 3. And I had given up on my dream to torture the father of that poor little Birdboy that tricked me so long ago. She turns to us, I will do the job for free just because you have granted two dreams of mine.
Me: Thnx, Taylor. But don't kill Esi, he is needed in the story later… or was it in this chapter… Oh I'm not a good author!! (Falls down and cries.) I need to think up a plot!
Snowsong: Shhhh, It's ok. A lot of people don't start a story with a plot.
Vendetta: Yeah, besides I'm sure your story will turn out perfect.
Me: Thanks, you guys are so nice to me. Taylor can you take care the little business we talked about, oh and please don't kill Elfie either. I know you would like to, but I might need him in the story. I turn to my two BFFs. It's ok to bring two people back right? They nod. Ok. So listen to me Taylor! If you don't I will personally ruin your business.
Taylor: Whatev, oh! Can I put Rachel in the Electric Chair? She pulls one out of her bag.
Me: How did you bring that in your bag?
Taylor: I got the bag handmade from Mary Poppins.
Vendetta,
Snowsong, I and everyone else stare at Taylor.
Me: Better not
just so Tobias doesn't kill me, if he finds out anyway. Come on
girls lets go. We
leave the room.
A/N: Yes I do get hysterical like that sometimes, but its mostly when stuff happens that I need to get done. And I do have violent mood swings. :P
Well? Do you like it? I WANT REVIEWS NOW PEOPLE!!!!! I NEED THEM THE NEXT CHAPTER WILL CONTINUE THE STORY. TELL ME IF YOU WANT OR DON'T WANT ME TO HAVE CHARACTER INTERACTION IN CHAPTER 8. I HAVE A POLL OUT SO ANSWER IT! PPPLLLEEAASSEE!!!!!
