Chapter 8
Me: Sadly I have no one with me this chapter.
My Reviewers: What!!! How can you not have anyone?!?
Me: well, I just had a whole chapter of nothing but talking with other people. I think maybe I and the characters need a break. Besides I just started school an--
Reviewers: That's no excuse. Get someone last minute! NOW!!!
Me: But—I can't do that the only people I can do are Crayak and Marco.
Reviewers: Why can't you use them?
Well---- They pop out of nowhere. Hey! AnimorFan did you do that?
AnimorFan: Uh… maybe?
Me: Vendetta?
Vendetta: Uh… maybe.
Me: Who did it!!
AnimorFan: We kinda all did it.
Me: This is mutiny!
Marco: Excuse me but AniLuver we are not on a ship.
Crayak: I believe that you have confused your regular and nautical terms. He smirks, if an eyeball can do that.
Me: Hey Marco is it your birthday?
Marco: No… why?
Me: Here. Hands him a stepladder with a pink card, Marco reads it aloud.
To Half-pint, I thought you might like to have this around. Since you have many short genes, (and no amount of morphing can fix that) you might want to carry it around with you. Oh and this coupon is for you too.
-AniLuver
Marco glares and reads the coupon. Beth's Pink Hair Job Salon, this coupon can be used for one pink hair dye. MUST BE USED BY HOLDER! Marco: O_O
Crayak: XD. Haha you have to get you hair dyed PINK!!
Me: Don't worry Yaky I will take care of you too. But AnimorFan I need you to help me with the thing for Yaky.
AnimorFan: Rightey O! Does this involve pink too?
Me: Maaaaayyyyyybbbbeeeee. Shifts eyes. Hehehehehehe.
Marco and Crayak: O_O
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Somewhere in a prison cell is a glass fish tank filled with a murky liquid. Swimming in this liquid was what appeared to be an enlarged slug with no shell. This slug, or as you should know, Visser 3, was the most hated alien in the whole universe. But he was probably hated most by us, the humans. The Hork-Bajir are a very forgiving race, the Taxxons were voluntary, and the Gedds were too stupid to know what hit them (no offense intended KAA). Of all the races that the Yeerks took over, we are the most likely to hold grudges. Esplin 9466 (we will call him Esi), was wondering with himself.
Esi's POV
Will I ever see again, will I be able to take my revenge?
Of course you will.
If any of my loyal servants can find me, and if they have a host for me, and if they even want me.
Why wouldn't they want to have you lead them? You were a strong leader, they pathetic servants!
But they might fear me. I was not the nicest of people.
I groaned and shoved the weak part of myself to that little corner I used to shove Alloran when he bothered me. I would not survive if I let my weak halve take over. I was, still am Visser 3. But it was so hard to not give up to despair and depression. I was lucky that Alloran never was able to explore too much into me, otherwise he would have been able to weaken me. But as usual I just shoved it into the very back of my mind. If I was found and rescued, I would take revenge on those stupid 'Animorphs' and I don't need a weakness. I heard vibrations so I waited, sometimes it would be a guard come to check and make sure I was still here. At other times they would take me out front and was shown of like a doll. Ounce in a while it would the Animorph, Cassie, I think. She would take a TALKER (Marco: What in the world is a TALKER?
Me: A TALKER Mr. Short is a chip that connects to the subject and has a mic and earphone. Basically it lets Esi talk to other people with him being in their brain. Mr. Short: oooohhhh…) and would talk with me. I wondered who it was. Suddenly I was, lifted out of the fish tank. I felt the shape of an ear and wasted no time heading in. I didn't even see if the ear was Human, Andalite, or Hork-Bajir. As it turned out it was a certain Human that I had known, as Reddin 482 who liked to be called by her host's name Hannah. As it happened Reddin happened to occupy half of the host brain and I guess I got the other half.
-Visser, I am sorry that we did not come for you earlier but…-
-Hannah I don't care! I'm FREE!!!-
-I think that small space and solitude has gone to his head- that was the host.
-It has not gone to my head! Now SHUT UP YOU STUPID HUMAN!-
-Hooray we got the right Visser.-
-Reddin I SUGGEST YOU TELL ME WHAT IS GOING ON AND HOW HAVE YOU SURIVED WITHOUT KANDRONA RAYS?-
-Well Visser, there was a portable Kandrona that was found in storage----but that's beside the point. Anywho me and Hannah decided that we Yeerks are stupid and we need you to lead us to victory!- As she said this she started to walk out of the room gave the guard a TALKER and a pass. "Thank you Ma'me," the guard clicked his heels.
-I take you have been promoted in human standards.
- But of course I actually have a pretty ironic job right now. I am a scientist trying to figure out the Yeerks anatomy and such.-
-Well, I have to say thank you for rescuing me and I have one further question.-
-Yes, Visser?-
-Why did you rescue me? Does it involve the Animorphs?-
-Oh boy he did lose it in that fish tank.-
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Me: Yay! A cliffie!!!!
Marco: I think she's lost it. Nudges Crayak. Crayak laugh so hard he falls over. Marco stares in shock!
Marco: I didn't even mean it to be THAT funny.
Me: Well Mr. Short---Yaky get up off the floor. I haven't got the money for a maid and I HATE cleaning so that floor is probably filthy. Anyway, Mr. Short go sit over there with Vendetta and Taylor and my cuz Rachael. Isn't that awesome? I have cousin who's name is Rachael and she is exactly like her! Except for the part of being kinda high on Adrenaline(but she is like that when it's late and she's had WAAAAAAAY too much sugar.) Oh and she doesn't have a boyfriend who's a hawk, I don't think… hmmmmm.
Marco: I don't want to sit with Vendetta I know she will do anything to me, but your cuz is pretty cute. He slick his hair back and sits down next to Rachael.
So do you live around California?
Me: She does, I could hook you guys up. Gasps! Marco then you wouldn't be the only one without a girlfriend. XD I'll do it.
Rachael: Confused. Wait-What? Sarah you wouldn't!!
Me: Why not? Gives Marco her number. NVM, anyway while Marco is jumping with joy at getting a date, a cute date mind you, AnimorFan bring in Yaky's present. Grabs Yaky before he can sneak out the door, AnimorFan wheels in a vanity desk strewn with pink makeup and hen bring in rows of Pink Princess dresses. Drode and David appear,
Me: There we go, Marco don't think you can get out of you coupon by going on a date with my bestest cuz. It won't work.
AnimorFan: can I call the cops and the FBI, CIA, CSI, and NCIS if he tries to escape?
Me: Sure. Starts working on David, Yaky, Drodey Poo. Bye till next time.
A/N. Yes, Marco does get to go on a date with my cousin and his hair is pink. Now if I could just direct you to the little button right below me that says review please I'm begging you!! If I get at least two reviews by Monday: I will tell you my secret crush on one of the Animorph characters, but he's already taken so I will have to make sure she is not in my A.D. next chappie. I am trying to write a chappie a week, to keep the cyber mobs at bay. Anywho If you have any questions please ask me.
