Chapter 9

Me: Ok. I'm such an idiot in the last chapter. I should have said a number like… 6 or even 10. But no; I just had to say 2. 2 arrrrr! El numero dos will forever haunt me. Well I got like I think three reviews so here goes nothing… I like chokeJakechokechoke. There I said it. Phew that wasn't so bad. Anywho, today I have on my author/reviewers side- Vendetta, Snowsong, AnimorFan, and Skittles (formally know as my 'cuz Rachael.) On my character side- I have Ax and Ani. Say hello to the readers class,

Everyone except AnimorFan: Hello readers.

AnimorFan: DON'T READ ANY FURTHER! SHE WILL HYPNOTIZE YOU ALL!! AHHHHHHH!

Me: laughs nervously as I push the remote for electrocuting doggy collars. Now you notice they all are wearing them. Don't listen to AnimorFan, OH MY GOSH! VENDETTA HOW DID YOU GET ONE OF THOSE! AND RACH AND SNOWSONG!!!! 0_0 I am terribly sorry. Only my characters were supposed to have th- oops. I'll just take them off now. AnimorFan: YES! FREEDOM!!!! Then promptly runs off a 1000 foot cliff, without a parachute.

Me: *~* I didn't make her/him do that. (Sorry AnimorFan I don't know your gender : } ) Well, I guess I'd better do disclaimer and start the chapter, huh? Everyone glares. I electrocute Ax and Ani for glaring also. I don't own the Animorphs or any of the Authors I use in my story. And I am very thankful I don't own AnimorFan who is a funny/crazy/nutcase. I DO own Hannah and Ani and Michele because I made them up.

Rachel's POV (RACHEL ANIMORPH NOT MY COUSIN)

In Washington D.C.

Marco's pilot/girlfriend, Michele, brought the plane down for a not-so-smooth landing. "Rachel, do you think Michele has even tried to fly a plane before?"

"Tobias, just because you know a little more than she does about flying doesn't give you the right to criticize her." That would be Cassie. I agreed with Tobias, she was a little rough in taking off and now obviously landing too. But then Marco jumped in, "Michele is a great pilot, she takes all too much care of my little baby. I only chose her for her flying skills."

"And because she is like an 8 on the cuteness scale," Jake added beside Cassie. She gave him a whack on the arm. "Cassie you know that I think that you are a 10. Ow, that stung." Cassie shrugged.

"I think you deserve it, Jake." I called to him.

"I think you chose a pretty darn cute girlfriend, Marco." Tobias said. "Yeah," Jake pretended to sigh. Both Cassie and I hit our boyfriends at the same time. Marco just laughed as they both rubbed where we had hit them. "Please unfasten your seatbelts carefully and discard any trash in the trash can. Thank You for flying Marco's Airlines. Have a nice day." Michele called over the intercom. "She does overreact on a few things," Marco admitted as she walked out of the front of the jet. "So did I do okay? I mean it is only my fourth time taking people across the country." Jake raised an eyebrow "Is it, well I think Marco forgot to mention that fact."

"You did great Michele," Cassie praised.

"Thanks… no wait I got it… Cassie right?" Michele smiled uncertainly. "Yes it is. Thank you." As we were out on the runway Marco said to go ahead, and that he would catch up in the airport.

"You know I'm glad that we could leave before we heard him get all mushy with Michele." I laughed at Tobias' comment. "Do you think they'll kiss?" I asked.

"I wouldn't be surprised if they did," Cassie laughed too.

"I still think it's weird that Marco even has a girlfriend." Jake admitted. When Marco joined us as Jake hailed a cab, we were still laughing.

In Front Of the White House.

As the cab pulled in front of the White House, I stared in awe. I had seen it before on TV and sometimes in the paper but… wow. Apparently everyone else got the same impression. We all got out of the cab and Jake paid and tipped the driver. Then we went up to the gate and rang the doorbell. The gate opened up and we walked up to the front door. The door was opened up and we were pulled inside by Mrs. President. She looked at us nervously and then said, "Oh thank our dear Lord. You are just the people we need." I think we all looked at her a little confused because she continued. "Well I know that you were coming to talk to my husband about that transmitter. But something else came up and we need you to classify something for us." Cassie stepped forward a little. "Mrs. President, I think of all us I know the most about animals."

"But Cassie, it's not an animal; we think it's an alien."

At that I exploded, "Well why didn't you say so. How long has it been here?! Why didn't you call us before?! Oh and by the way, this isn't that important but, IS IT DANGEROUS!!!!!?????!!!!!!" I was breathing hard at the end of my little outburst. Tobias was trying to calm me down and I say trying, because it wasn't working. I was just so frustrated. How in the entire world could they have had an alien and not have called us in? I mean we are kinda the experts. What made me even madder was that Mrs. President was hiding a smile. Why would she be smiling when a possibly dangerous alien was in her house? Tobias looked at Mrs. President, probably because I had been staring at her not to kindly. He glanced at me, Rachel just because she has an alien in her house doesn't give you the privilege to yell at her. Just for once I wish I could thought-speak back. But I can't so I just settled for a shake of my head and a half smile as an apology. It seamed nobody else had seen Mrs. Presidents attempt to hide her smile she beckoned us to follow her. She led us to a room that I wouldn't have given a second thought except there was a brass plate on the door that said:Oval Office. She rapped on the door five times with breaks and we heard a voice call, "Come on in."

Me: and the glorious author ends with yet another cliffie. Thank you! Thank you! I get pelted with tomatoes and potatoes. Ow! Those potatoes hurt. If this is about that little problem at the beginning… gets pelted some more… Okay I'm sorry! Here I'll make it up to you guys. I'll give you a clue about the next chapter.

Clue: There are two aliens and there friendly, which is good because they can be dangerous if they're not on your side.

Me: there happy? Well, That's good cause I have to go see if AnimorFan is okay. AnimorFan hands appear at the top of the cliff. Slowly he/she climbs up. She/he looks likes horrible, black eyes, bruises, cuts and gashes.

AnimorFan: Next time I jump off a cliff I'm taking a parachute. Owwwwwww, I hurt like nuts.

Me: Well I am surprised that you even survived that jump.

Vendetta: Um, you mentioned it earlier…
Ani: Right, Seriously AniLuver do you even read what you right before?

Ax: I think she does, but she doesn't if that makes sense.

Me: WILL YOU ALL JUST BE QUIET!!! I NEED TO THINK!!!!!

AnimorFan here let me help you. ;D

All of my company: NOOOOOO!!! They all jump of the cliff without parachutes.

AnimorFan: So Long Sucker!!!! XD

Me: All I wanted to do was send them home. Oh well. Au Revoir!