Chapter 13

Me: I am still moving and every day the house gets more and more empty. Luckily in AnimorphLand I am not moving.

Visser 1 and Elfangor in human form knock on the door, they are both wearing mustache trying to hide their identities.

Elfie with a gruff voice: Uh, hi, we're here to start packing up your stuff. Which room would you like us to start in?

Esi: yeah. *under his breath* Hey, Elfangor don't you think this is fun?

Elfie: NO! YOU ATE ME AND NOW YOU WANNA MAKE A THEIF AND AN IDIOT OUT OF ME!!!!!! He breathes very hard from yelling. I slam the door in their faces. And call 2-7-7 (A-P-S).

Me: Hello, yes AnimorphLand Police Service? Yes… yes it is me. No! Don't hang up! Please! I need to talk with the chief. I wait while the secretary goes to get the chief. 70's music plays while I wait, I start humming along.

Chief: Hello?

Me: Hi, some characters just tried to steal my stuff.

Chief: Are you sure Miss?

Me: YES I'm SURE! Look Mister, I may not be the most trustworthy citizen, even though I am the only none-fictional one, but this time I'm telling the truth! It was Elfie and Esi. They tried to pretend to be movers.

Chief: How did you figure it out… got it?

Me: Because Esi whispered something to Elfie and Elfie yelled a clue that any Animorph Addict, like me, would easily deduct who they are!

Chief: We-ell, I guess it wouldn't hurt…

Me: Thank you, officer. You won't regret it.

Chief: But if this is just a shenanigan of yours, and my men don't find anything… you know?
Me: Fine. I hang up and turn around to see Esi and Elfie sneaking into my house.

ELFIE! ESI! GET HERE RIGHT NOW YOUNG MEN!

Elfie: I asked you not to call me that!

Me: Hah! So it is you! And besides I got this name from Vendetta and she says it annoys you. I love to annoy people! Like when—

Esi; I DON'T NEED TO KNOW PUNY HUMAN!

Me: I AM NOT A PUNY HUMAN; I may be a terrible fan-fiction writer but I am not a puny human. I could whoop your butt anytime, Esi.

Esi: Why you… I will enjoy killing you, you-

Me: Oh, bring it! I think that you will-

Elfie: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DON'T BE MEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I start morphing into an Asiatic Lion.

Esi: *gasp* How can she morph!?!

Elfie: Well, I didn't give it to her, she's creepy!

Me: You forget boys that this is MY world and I have the powers I want here. Now Esi give me your bestI fall down with a tranquilizer dart in me. Apparently the team had come just in time to see an endangered lion attacking these two guys. Hence the knock-out dart. Luckily I woke up and demorphed just before the two hours were up.

Me: Uh… wait! Are you guys the cops that I asked for?

RC (random cop): Uh, yeah.

Me: Great, please arrest these characters for thievery and attempting to murder me.

RC: I am sorry Ma'me but those weren't our orders.

Me: are you not law keepers?

RC: Yes, but—

Me: then if you don't want to get hurt I suggest you arrest them. I give him my terrible glare.

RC: Yes'm. Come on you two.

Elfie: I Am INOCCENT! HE ATE ME!

Esi: I may have aten him, but he brought up the idea!

Elfie: It's eaten you idiot!

Esi: Whatever!

RC: You have the right the remain silent, anything you say can be used against you in court.

Esi: Aw, do we have to go to court?

Elfie: If we are found guilty do we have to go to prison?

RC: No, cause we don't have a prison.

Me: Now we do.

RC: Oh, well then yes.

Esi and Elfie: Darn!

Me: Wow that was long; now that this is taken care of we can start the chapter. Now who's POV was I gonna use?

Skittles pops out of nowhere,

AniLuver how are we supposed to know which one you are gonna use?

Me: you guys are in my brain, right?

Skittles: Uh… no. That would be really creepy. You know what happened when Cassie went into Blueberry the Doom Chicken's Brain. Both of us shudder.

Me: Fine. I think I'll use—

P.S. I do not own the Animorphs or IPods or Caribou Coffee. Ani's talking is bold andunderlined. Ax's is just underlined

Marco's POV

In the plane almost home

-well you can just be quiet then, cause this is your fault!

You know as well as I do that you were the one who packed all the tools and parts!

Oh, NO! Do NOT put that on me, Anidoria!

Why not!?I tried to block them out by turning up my IPod, that didn't work. Duh, I mentally slapped myself, they're yelling in thought-speak; it's in my head, I CAN'T drown it out. This stinks! It had been like this ever since we left the White House. 8 hours of Andalite arguing! Jake had tried to stop them but he had given up 6 hours ago. I don't even know what they are arguing about. I had zoned out when Jake had stopped trying to shut them up. I glanced over at Rachel. She was the one I was worried about, and apparently so was Jake, and Cassie and Tobias. Michele was piloting and therefore was completely oblivious to us poor suffering Animorphs. Anyway if looks could kill both the aliens and probably us too would have blown up two hours ago. Tobias was trying to get her attention away from the little squabbling kids. Wow, I just used squabbling and therefore. Wait! That's not good! Aw man! I'm getting all professory; I need to distract myself,

"Hey, Jake, wanna play a game?" he looked relieved, that I had caught not only Rachel's but also Ax and Ani's attention.

"What game Marco?"

"Oh, just a little game called… I Spy," Cassie gasped while Ani asked, What is this game I Spy?

"Only the best game in the whole world," I answered.

"Marco, aren't we a little too old for I Spy?"

How do you play?

"Well, without telling anyone, you find something you can see and you tell everyone else the color of that thing. Then the other people try and guess what the thing is. Here, I'll give you an example,

Um…" I looked around the jet. "I spy with my little eye something blue." The others looked around, "Is it the sky?"

"Nope, sorry Tobias."

"Is it my jeans?" Rachel asked.

"No."

"The dishes?"

"Oh, I didn't think of that. Sorry Cassie."

I have got it! It is the card from the President?I gasped.

"Great job Ani. You guessed it." She started to smile.

Jake spoke to Ax, "hey, Ax? Wanna do the next thing?

No, thank you Prince Jake. Tobias walked over and whispered something. At whatever he said Ax shook his head violently. "Okay, Ax, but you know you can tell me anything, right?"

Yes, Tobias. I clapped my hands together,

"Okay, Ani, since you won that round you get to be 'it'. "

What is this 'it' that you said I could be?

"Uh, you're the person who chooses something for us to guess.

Oh, um. I guess that what I see is the color of white.Everyone groaned. Did I choose something wrong?

"No, Ani." Cassie placed a hand on Ani's shoulder, "It's just that practically everything in here is white."

"Its okay, Ani, is it the wall?"

No, Prince Jake.

"The counter?"

"The mini-fridge?

"Oh, maybe it's the leather on the seats!"

Princess Ani? Is it the door to the cockpit?

Yes! Very good! I believe you go next now Ax. I mean Aximili. She giggled, and smiled. This is fun!

But I thought that commanders were not allowed to have fun?

When I am on my ship, I take the rank of commander and there is no fun. You should know that!

"And they're off," I stage-whispered.

"Jake do you think you can stop them?"

"I already tried, Cassie.'

I DO know that but you should know that, in a way, we are on a ship.

Nuh-uh! We're on vacation Aximili!

Princess Ani, we are only here until we have the parts to fix the ship!

The parts YOU forgot!

I thought we already went over this!

"YOU DID! SO SHUT UP!" Obviously Rachel had finally lost her temper. But it was good thing, because they were quiet until, my sweet, Michele called over the intercom. "We are going to be landing soon, so please buckle your seat belts. Thank you." I grimaced, you know sometimes she can be slightly creepy with way she talks, but I love her so… never mind. I buckled my seat belt just like everyone else, and we did it quickly and strapped it on tight. Why? Michele is not the best pilot, especially when she's landing or taking off. There I said it. I braced myself, Bump! SKID! BUMPBUMP! SCREECH!

After the wonderful plane ride and landing I kissed Michele good-bye and we all went home. I felt really sorry for Tobias, who was still living in Ax's scoop, and now with Ani… ooh. That would be like adding Glycerin and Nitrogen… BOOM! Wow, that sounded nerdy, Glycerin and Nitrogen. If only I knew what was going on in the scoop.

Ax's POV

Ax, Ani, and Tobias are walking from the road to Ax's scoop. Ax is in his human morph so that he could play with sounds.

"Tobias?"

"Yes, Ax?"

"I love bunnnzzz." (Me: and Ani ^_^) "Can we get some?"

What are bunnnzzz?

"He means cinnamon buns. I think. They're a pastry covered in a glaze and cinnamon."

"They are really delicious-ious. What humanzzz lack in technology they make up for in food-d-d. The sound 'D' has an interesting feel in my mouth. Please, Tobias?" I hadn't known an Andalite could make puppy eyes but I gave my best to him. Ani looked over at me and copied my look, "Fine. Ani do you have a human morph?"

No… do I need one?

I broke in before Tobias could speak, "Seeing an Andalite still 'freaks humans out'. And in human form the cinnamon bunnnzzz-bunzah taste better.

Oh.

"Don't worry Ani, I'll take you over to Rachel's house and the Cassie's. You can merge DNA like Ax did for his morph right?"

Yes, All Andalites can. That is how your father made his human morph I believe.

"Ok, uh… Ax you stay here we'll be back in half and hour."

"Yes, Tobias, goodbye. Goodbye Ani-I mean Princess Ani.

Goodbye… Ax.

"Bye, Ax buddy." Once they flew off I demorphed went and turned on my TV. Incidentally it was on news. Usually I don't enjoy watching and listening to other's problems, but the headline caught my attention. I turned all four eyes on the screen; a female news reporter stood in front of the holding tank for Visser 3. I grabbed the remote and turned on the volume… "Our informants say that the last person was a lady, Hannah Ligetsky, came in early three days ago and left shortly after. It wasn't until nine this morning that a guard noticed him gone. (Oh my gosh! Those guards are stupid! ) What will the world do with such a villain on the loose? Back to you, James…

Oh, no. (I LOVE that line!)

A/N: Did any of you see that coming? If you didn't wow. I mean, V3 should be all over the news, right? So the chapter was long and the interaction won't be, oh well. This interaction idea wasn't my best. I'm sorry if Ani sounded too much like Starfire from Teen Titans. I've had an interest in them lately. Sorry READ ON AND THEN REVIEW! Did you like, dislike, fall asleep Sit on the edge of your seat? OR maybe laugh your butt off? --- My personal fav. I do not encourage flame but I will take it calmly and rationally. :D

Anyway back in AnimorphLandI have just finished my shopping and am walking in the door with my purchases when…

Me: OH MY GOSH! WHERE DID ALL MY STUFF GO?!?

I go looking in all the rooms and can't find anything. I was about to give up when I entered the front room (or parlor) to see Esi and Elfie stealing out the window.

Me: Freeze RIGHT THERE MISTERS! Thankfully they complied,

How did you get out of my prison?

Elfie: The guards let us out.

Me: Amazing! I have stupid guards in my story and stupid guards here.

Esi: I understand. It's so hard to find good guards nowadays.

Me: Yeah. Hey-Wait don't distract me! GUARDS! GUARDS! Oh, where are they? My guards walk in with Caribou Coffee cups in their hands.

Guard #1: What d'ya need Miss AniLuver?

Guard #2: Yeah, we was havin' our coffee break.

Me: Why do my guards have a British accent? (NO OFFENSE INTENED. I JUST THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY. No Tomatoes please.) Oh well. What I need is for you to give these naughty little duckies… AHHHHH! I'm talking weird! (AGAIN NO OFFENSE) Please take these characters to KDwriter's torture chamber, NOW OPEN. I think they need a lesson learned.

Elfie: Please not to your sister! Noooooo!

Esi: Well I'm not a wimp who's afraid of a little torture!

Elfie: You don't know what it's like! It's horrible; she puts you in a box, a small airless box. Walls closing, no air! Can't—breathe! No room! AHHHHHHH! He falls over in a faint.

Me: wow. So Esi whatcha' been doing? KD comes in and puts earphones over Esi's ears and movie goggles over his eyes…

Esi: No! Please Council Thirteen don't take my— NO NOT MY VISSERSHIP! AHHHHH! He also falls over.

Me: thank you sis. Guards take them back to prison, and find better people to take care of them. Oh and get a therapist. I think that Cassie or Elimist will do fine. Bye KD have fun in RandomTortureville :P

The computer that I am typing this story on will be packed on Friday and I don't know if I can squeeze one more chapter in three days so… a word of advice… DON'T HOLD YOUR BREATH! I believe that a couple reviewers did that with Blueberry and so she had a word of silence, I don't wanna have to do that, so NO HOLDING OF THE BREATH! Good bye until next chapter my fellow Animorph fans and my loyal reviewers.