Chapter 14
Pre-note: I do not own any of the following things that will be mentioned such as… Student dictionaries, or the song 'Gitchee, Gitchee, Goo.' From Phineas and Ferb.
Me: Alright people take it from the top! Cue stage lights!
The lights show Jake standing in front of a mike, glancing over a couple pieces of paper. Cassie, Rachel, Tobias, and Ax are in the background also glancing at some papers. Marco is air playing over the drums.
Jake: You have GOT to be kidding me! AniLuver do I have to sing this? I mean I don't sing and I especially don't sing songs like this!
Me: You do to sing, I've heard you. So if you don't mind… background singers get in position. Marco! Stop air-drumming and get ready!
Cassie: Yeah Jake, you sing great! You've been in plays at school because of your voice.
Jake: thanks, Cass. :) Marco gags.
Me: AND BEGIN MUSIC! Gitchee, Gitchee Goo starts.
Guys start chorus: Bow chica bow wow,
Ladies: That's what my baby says,
Guys: Mow, mow, mow
Ladies: And my heart starts pumping,
Guys: Chica, Chica, choo wop,
Both: Never gonna stop. Gitchee, Gitchee, Goo means that I love you.
Jake: My baby's got her own way of talking. Whenever she says something sweet, and she knows it's my world she a rockin' though my vocabulary's incomplete. Break, I know it may sound confusing sometimes I wish she'd give it to me straight, but I never feel like I'm loosin'
Ladies: Loosin'
Jake: when I take the time to translate!
All: Here's what I'm talkin' 'bout. Sings chorus, again with some added words.
Jake: Well, I don't know what to do-o
Cassie (lead singer), Rachel and guys: I don't know what to do-o
Jake: But I think I'm getting' through
Cassie (lead singer), Rachel and guys: I think I'm getting' through
Jake: 'Cause when I say 'I love you'
Ladies: When I say 'I love you'
Jake: She says, I Gitchee, Gitchee, Goo you too.
Ladies: Gitchee, Gitchee, Goo you too…
Jake: Don't need a dictionary! He throws a full Student dictionary behind him.
Marco: OWWWW! OW! OW! OWOWOWOWOWOWOW!
Me: CUT!
Michele: Marco, baby, are you okay?
Marco: No, no I'm not.
Jake: There I sang it happy?
Michele: Jake how could you hurt your best friend? AND with a 3,000+ page dictionary?
Jake: well I was hoping he would learn something from it hitting his head.
Rachel: it wouldn't have done anything
Marco: Rachel's right
Rachel: no, you have too hard a skull to go through.
All: Oooooh.
Me: Jake you're not done. Marco, suck it up. Michele, I agree with Rachel you can leave Marco alone. Cassie, I need you to sing from your diaphragm. Rachel I want you to go in the back and come back with the costumes.
FIVE MINUTES LATER. Rachel comes storming onstage with the neon lime green and baby blue with bright orange striped wet suites.
Rachel: THIS IS AN INSULT TO FASHION, CLOTHING, AND HUMAN KIND!!!!!
Michele: THEY LOOK TERRIBLE!
Cassie: I'm the one with bad taste but that is awful!
Rachel: Aw, she's learning.
Me: But I like those colors together. And BECAUSE I AM IN CHARGE HERE YOU WILL WEAR THEM! Anyway it wasn't my idea, it was… um… KD's! Yeah and LOOK she's over there.
Jake: CHARGE!!!!!!
KD: 0.0 Uh-oh. AHHHHHH!
Me: So wile I just got some fictional characters to beat up my sister I think I'll start the chapter, with the Animorphs 'cause I still need to think up the bad guy's scheme.
MINOR FLUFF WARNING! THIS IS MY FAVORITE PAIRING HENCE THE FLUFF!
Jakes POV
I was at Cassie's place, we were watching a comedy-romance movie, when there was a knock on the door, Cassie started to get up.
"No, I'll get it Cassie. You stay and watch the movie." I got up and walked to the door. "Ax? Ax, what's wrong?" Ax was in his own form, possibly because of speed issues, and was breathing and sweating like he had galloped the whole way to Cassie's.
"Jake, who is it?" Cassie asked from the couch.
"Um, it's Ax. Ax, come inside and get your breath then you can tell us what's wrong." He tried to anyway, Visser…had to tell…is……Ani here? We………need to get all…the rest of…the Animorphs. Then as he took a step inside the house he collapsed.
"Cassie, I need your help!" She came running, "Oh, Ax. Jake what happened?"
"I have no idea, he said something about getting the others, and Visser…I'm guessing… One, and he just had to tell us. Then he collapsed." I rubbed my eyes trying to figure out what Ax had been trying to explain. What in the world would make him so upset that he would run himself to exhaustion?
"Jake?" Cassie brought me from my thoughts by snapping her fingers in front of my face. Boy, does she have pretty fingers…
"Uh, yeah, sorry…"
"It's okay I just asked you to help me get Ax to the barn and then we could call the others for a meeting when he wakes up."
"Good idea, I'll go call them."
"No, Jake wait! I need your help with moving Ax, remember?"
"Oh, yeah." _ _
_:_
As I was just coming from the house; Marco and Rachel were on their way, but I couldn't reach Tobias who I know has a phone so he and Ani must have been at Ax's scoop, the aforesaid people (Tobias and Ani) flew up.
Hey, Jake, Cassie wouldn't be around would she? Ani wanted to ask if she could merge her DNA with Rachel's. And Ax wasn't at the scoop when we went back for him; it looked like he left in a hurry though because the TV was on. All this was said while he and Ani were demorphing. Two more birds flew up, an osprey and a bald eagle. Good, I thought everyone's here. I motioned them all to follow, which they did although I could tell they were confused. I pushed open the barn door and walked to the stall that had Ax calmly resting. Cassie was in the small 'library' which had a few books on animals. She was reading one so she could figure out what to do with the half-blind deer that had just come in. Tobias gasped, and flew over to Ax's stall, what happened!
I'm sure Aximili is perfectly fine, he's just being lazy.
"Oh, man! Please tell me we're not going to all get sick so only Cassie's able to do brain surgery again!"
"Marco, he only has one Tria gland, duh."
Cassie came in to calm everyone/Tobias down, "its ok. He's just tired from running all the way here from his scoop. That much we've figured out." Ax stirred, stretched, and then yawned. This isn't my scoop.
"No, Ax you collapsed on Cassie's doorstep. Do you think you could tell us why?" I kinda felt silly talking to him like he was a little kid, since according to certain records he was at least seventeen maybe older, I hadn't figured it all out.
Oh, I remember now! Visser One has escaped, it was on the news.
Ax I thought you didn't watch news, that it bored you.
It does but it was on the channel and the title caught my attention-
VISSER ONE HAS ESCAPED?!?!?!?!?! Well that's what we get for letting you primitive humans contain him in your puny little 'prisons'.
Ani they are not primitive! They are in many ways better than the Andalites will ever be! And I sometimes think you are one of the most arrogant, self-centered Andalite, I think it's no wonder your parents did delopsciah! (Delopsciah= suicide.) Cassie and Ani gasped, we all looked at Ax. But at the sound of hoof beats on the smooth cement I turned and watched Ani gallop away.
I am very sorry Prince Jake; she just sometimes drives me, as Marco's catch phrase is, insane.
"It's okay Ax, I'm sure she'll be fine."
Well I'm not. She's heading way out of the way of the scoop.
Tobias was up on his rafter and was looking out.
"Jake, maybe he should follow her just to be safe." Marco looked a bit concerned.
"Yeah, but Tobias; keep your distance I think she needs to cool off a bit, after some things that were said."
Got it Jake. As I watched Tobias fly away, Rachel quickly morphed Bald Eagle and flew after him. Ax walked of in the general direction of his scoop. And Marco went make a call at the house. I didn't know what to do; Visser One was not in prison, and my two temporary guests were fighting, really bad.
Cassie came and hugged me from behind. "Don't worry, Jake. I know you are. We defeated him once and this time the people will believe us." I patted her arms, "It's not really him I'm worried about. I just don't get why Ax and Ani fight all the time."
"Don't worry, I'm sure they're trying to hide their feelings for each other."
"Yeah, I'm thinking that too."
Me: Wow, that went in a totally different direction then I intended. Please ignore the little charade going around me.
Jake, Cassie, Marco, Ax, Michele, Tobias, Rachel, two of my sissies, and Ani were skipping around me wrapping me up in ribbons like a may-pole. Underneath the ribbons you can see I am wearing the ugly outfit that I was making them wear.
I said to ignore it!! Ugh! Well since you obviously aren't going to listen to me I guess that if I tell you to review it will fall upon deaf ears. Right, characters and sisters?
All: Right!
Me: You guys are crazier than me and Vendetta put together right?
All: RIGHT!
ME: oh well, I guess I'll end this since the beginning was sooo long. Please review so I won't go insane with no outside criticism and I need ideas for the bad guy's scheme. Feel free to give them to me. Guys STOP IT I NEED TO GET OUT SO I CAN POST THIS CHAPTER!
All: Awwwww.
