§ Chapter 16 §
Me: So, I am really excited! I finally have a plot… somewhat. +_+
So I will no longer be asking you for ideas, for now. Now leave me alone so that I can watch this news report on those robbers brother, Drake (there you go Drakoe555), who is apparently still lost. Hmmm… Drake! *Drakoe555 appears apparently in the middle of a conversation with Mary Poppins.*
Drake: So like you seriously want me to go and give myself up so that you can sing me out and get popular enough for another movie? WHAT?! WHERE AM I! Oh, whew, it's just you AniLuver. Wait, why am I here?
Me: Cause I think I agree with Mary Poppins you should give yourself up.
Drake: And you would make me how?
Me: Well, for one I have a few friends.
Drake: Such as?
Me: Oh, I don't know… ALL of the Animorphs, Lord of the Ring people (dead AND alive), Star Wars people, friendly authors from FanFiction, my evil cousins and sisters, I also have people from my church who will back me up and then um… I guess that's it.
Drake: Wow, you're pretty popular.
Me: No. I just demand respect. I am an evil author.
Frodo: You MUST be in league with Sauron.
Leia: No she is in league with Palpatine.
Katie: NO! You are all wrong, she is in league… with… ME! !
Vendetta: And ME! BWUAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Rest of the FanFiction Authors who are my friends: AND US!!
Drake: yeah, well I have… um… this stick!
Everyone: Hahaahahahhahahahhahahahahaha!
Drake: But it is no ordinary stick! It is a magic wand!
Me: *gasps* you don't mean…
Drake: I do indeed mean… THE FANFICTION WAND OF POWER!!!!!!!!
Me: Must…bow down…to holder…of wand…can not will…myself not to… AHHHHHH! *Bows down with the rest of the FanFiction authors in the room.*
Drake: Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha! And for extra measure HA! I will now rule AnimorphLand! You, cameraman for the news, come here.
Good evening, AnimorphLand inhabitants. Take a good look at you new ruler,,, DRAKOE THE GREAT!
Me: wow, that's a… HORRIBLE name! Mine is sooo much better! AnimorphLuver the Incredible!
Drake: SHUT UP! I hate your name! *starts crying because my name is cooler.*
Me: I---WILL………… Have the wand of FanFiction power. Woohoo! * I jump up and grab it then throw it down into a conveniently placed volcano.*
(hmmm… should I? Yes I think I will! {sorry Drakoe for this teasing! Please forgive me, but it's funny.} )
*Drakoe promptly jumps in after the Wand of FanFiction Power.*
Drake: MY WAND!!!! PLOP!
Everyone: GASP!
Me: Don't worry, it's just orange soda… although probably at this big an amount of acid it could be dissolving his cells and---oops. O_O Uh… security! We have someone in the Soda Volcano; I need you to get him out, ASAP!
A/N: I wrote this at 10:41 PM, after finally finishing the Lord of the Ring movies. Then after crying for 45 minutes (in spurts) because of the ending, I decided to write. :D What can I say… I'm an emotional girl. #_#
Ani's POV
Earlier Aximili had given me some American dollars which he said would help me obtain the delicious cinnamon buns. I believe I have twenty dollars. I wonder how he made so much...
Soon I came to some moving stairs. I stepped gingerly onto one and was brought backwards, as the heels of my feet bumped into the lip of the stairs. I fell abruptly on the cushion for my hips. Quickly I got up and went on the down moving stairway; vowing to not make the same mistake again.
15 minutes later…
Apparently going down the down stairs then going up the up stairs, then down again and repeating gets you nowhere. I won't make that humiliating mistake again.
10 minutes later…
After I had stepped of the up stairs I moved slowly forward, as I walked I noticed a young male human at a strange tall, rectangular boy. This box had a glass door allowing the person to see inside, and wonder of wonders… finally! A protective keypad. But while I watched he placed two bills into a slit and pressed three buttons. I heard a clunk and the young man stuck his hand inside the pocket and pulled something out. Oh no! He was stealing; he had gotten past the code. I glanced around searching for someplace to demorph. No! I mentally shook myself, If I demorph to Andalite I could get caught by the Animorphs. That's something I don't want to happen. So instead I walked up to the box. A little screen had word panning over it. "Please… press… code for… snack… hmmm."
A snack? For the firs time I really looked inside the box. Loads of brightly colored packages swam before my eyes. One thing read Doritos another Skittles. Ah! Something I had heard about- M&Ms. The fabled chocolate pellets covered in a hard candy shell! According to Aximilli's goings-on they were better than cinnamon buns and nachos put together. Okay, the code for the M&Ms is E59. Press the letter E… now 5 and 9. What? Oh that must be how much it costs, $1.99. Okay, now I'll just put in um… my $20 bill.*
The bill spit back out. So I put it back in. It spit back out.
"Argh!"
"Um… excurse me, can I help you with that?"
Yes, please do. I can not figure this out." I turned around to face to see a female human, with shoulder length curly black hair. Her eyes were large, and brown. They popped behind thick brown-rimmed glasses. Her shirt read Taylor Swift's Biggest Fan, in large cursive letters.
"Well here's the problem. The vending machine won't take $20 bills. Here let me see if I have smaller change for yours." She dug around in a big black purse with pink and green pokadots. "Oh, that's what happened to that mint," she walked over to a trash disposal can and threw away a lint and trash covered mint. She walked back over looked up, smiled and pushed up her glasses. "Here we go, 5…6,7,8…13,18…19,20!" She placed the bills into my hand. "Now you can get those M&Ms." I moved towards the vending machine as she had called it, repeated what I had done before only this time I heard the clunk of the brown package hitting the floor of the plastic pocket. I reached in and took out the precious candy and started to walk away.
"Hey, wait a second." The young lady ran after me, "I forgot to introduce myself." She stuck out her hand, "I'm Hannah. And you are?"
I thought fast, "Ann, my name is Ann."
"Cool, is it with an 'e' or without one?"
"I'm sorry?"
"Well," she caught my shoulders in one of her arms, "I just think that Anne with an 'e' sounds so much better than Ann without an 'e'. It sounds exotic and unique. Don't you think so?"
"Um, I do not hear the difference."
She sighed, "I know. But you didn't answer me, is it with an 'e'?"
"With one," I smiled at her squeal.
"Oh, good. A-hem. I'm very sorry I'm not really acting like a 22-year-old, more like a teenager who just saw and then met then became such great friends with Orlando Bloom that she has an eternal crush on him. Is he cute or is he cute. You don't have to answer that, it's a rhetorical question. Anyway, I like Orlando Bloom a lot, especially as Legolas, the long blond hair and bow and arrows are just so…"
This Hannah had said in one breath and it seemed she could say more, This is good. As long as she's talking I don't have to keep my real identity safe. At least for now, unless she's a friend of the Animorphs and they sent her to try and get me. That would not be good.
"Anne? He-lloo Anne? Wake up!" She snapped her fingers in front of my face making me jump back and draw out of my thoughts. "Anne, I asked if you wanted to get lunch with me, and then after lunch maybe we could go Cinna-Bun for desert. It's my favorite place in the whole mall. Please?"
"Um… I don't really know if I should, I do need to get home to my family."
"Aw, I'm sure they won't mind. Pretty please I don't have many friends and so I don't make them very often." She looked so sad and hopeful at the same time that I had to say yes.
"Yes, I will eat lunch with you but then I really have to go home."
"Oh good!" With that she dragged me down towards the Food Court by my arm.
-_:_-
"So you said you had some family, brothers and sisters? How many?" Hannah asked through a mouth of cinnamon bun. She swallowed. "Sorry, do you have any brothers or sisters?
"Well, yes. I have a little sister back at home and I have an older brother who is married and has a baby son. I really miss them." I quietly that last part but Hannah heard anyway.
"But don't you see them everyday? At least you would see your little sister right?"
"No, they far away, right now I'm staying with some friends of mine. But they're a little like family. At least one is because I've known him since we were in elementary school. It was so funny how we met."
"Really," she took another bite. "How'd you meet?"
"Well, it was my first day in school and I was clinging to my aunt.
And then this boy who was in my same class came up and asked what my name was. I told him it and he said he thought it was pretty. Then he ran off. The next day I was getting teased because I stood up for my father and mother, who had died a few months before. No. They didn't die, they committed suicide. Anyway, A-boy, that's my nickname for him, came up and knocked the main teaser right to the ground telling him that he should stop picking on people especially his best friend. They all backed off because his brother was a highly respected person in the Army. And A-boy and I have been good friends ever since, except we argue a lot. I don't want to but it just seems like ever since he came back from his disappearance he likes to act this jerk, as if he knows everything in the Galaxy."
"Wow, you could write a book."
"Well, thank you for lunch. But I need to go home and apologize to my friends. I was the one who was being a jerk, not them and I shouldn't have left."
"Bye, Anne. Maybe we can get together sometime? Here's my cell number." She handed me a piece of blue paper with a couple numbers on it, including her home phone as well. "Thank you, I will."
Hannah's POV
-Reddin482-
-Hannah-
-Oh, I can't wait to bring in the Animorphs AND the orphaned Anidoria-Isilee-Gahar.
-And don't forget War Prince Aximili- Esgarrouth-Isthill-
-Oh yes, Visser 1 will be very pleased.-
-Well you can do what you want, but I don't think we should capture them. Especially after hearing "Anne's" story.-
-You're being way too soft. Think of the rewards, like not getting killed for failing Visser One.-
-Whatever, I just don't like it.-
-Well it doesn't really matter what you like or don't like, you are my host. Now go into you're little corner and sulk without bothering me-
Fine I will.
Rachel's POV
"Tobias! I think I see her!" I pulled him by the hand into a doorway.
"How do you know?"
"Uh, duh! She has only my DNA. She looks just like me since she doesn't have Cassie's to mix mine with."
"Oh, well now that we see her should we get Jake?"
"Shhh…" I pulled Tobias behind a nearby plant and kissed him. My idea worked Ani didn't see us and Tobias shut up. And I got to kiss him, the best part.
He broke away, "Okay, not that I didn't love that but we need to stay focused and get Ani back to the barn."
"Well then let's follow her."
"Good idea."
Me: YAY!! I have completed chapter 16!!!! Wow, you know now with school getting harder completing one chapter is a victory! *beeper beeps. Then cell phone rings, Stand in the Rain.* Yes, now victorious ruler of AnimorphLand speaking. Oh you saved Drake? Goody! And he isn't too disfigured right? Yay! I won't have to call in Taylor to keep him from taking over again. And the wand? It was destroyed, oh good. Now I can go and relax and write a trilogy about the Queen of the Wand! YIPEE!! I always did want to write famous books. Now, minion-guard I need you to go and tell Drake that he is going to go to jail with those crazy brothers of his in… no not here in the fanfiction that the Animorphs are in that I created. Okay goodbye. ! Ow, I will now go and soak in a nice bubble bath and relax thinking (naively) that the wand was destroyed in an orange soda volcano.
Please review and tell me if you think that I am obsessed with LOTR and if so I just want to tell you that I think I am obsessed. I also saw bits and pieces of The Pirates of the Caribbean and I don't think I get why Will 'dies' so I go on this wonderful thing called the internet and lo and behold… I Wikipedia thing on Will Turner that gives a summary of all three movies! WOW! Now I know things that I didn't before. :D
REVIEW BEFORE I SUCK YOU INTO MY WORLD OF INSANITY AND OBSESSION AND CRAZY RAMBLING!!!
