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SONIC Z

Created: May 5, 2009 – Completed: May 9, 2009 (Revised: November 30, 2011)

(Ebonics Version: April 3, 2013)

[Disclaimer: Sonic and characters from the franchise are owned by SEGA. Any other characters, not owned by SEGA, are owned by their respectful owners.]

This is a parody of the anime "Sonic X," so enjoy.

(Warning this may contain strong language and sexual content, viewer discretion is advised.)

Sonic Z episode 1

"It's Party Time!" *Ebonics Version*

Sonic: (sleeping) Zzzzzzz…

Tails: SONIC!

Sonic: (opens one eye half-way) Huh, what do you wants Tails?

Tails: Why haven't you been calling me lately? You know how lonely ah git without you.

Sonic: (sighs an' gets up) Tails… ah know you've confessed yo' love ta me 405,672 times, but dis here iz da 405,673rd tyme. Please just move on ta another lover.

Tails: (cries) You don't dig' muh motha f*ckin feelings fo' you… ah mah f*ckin hate YOU! [Runs away.] Sonic: salad tosser…

Tails wakes up from da dream…

Tails: (wakes up) AAAAHHHH! [Looks around.] ah'm not salad tosser…

At Sonic's crib, Sonic iz on da phone wif Knuckles.

Sonic: werd up Knux, what's up?

Knuckles: awww nuttin' much homie just watching me some B.E.T.

Sonic: (sighs) Knuckles, stop trying ta act black.

Knuckles: ah be black yo, you feel me?

Sonic: (face palm) Whatever, just tell me when da party's gonna be… (beep!) awww, hold on. ah gots another page. (click) jive ta me.

Amy: werd up muh motha f*ckin Blueberry filling.

Sonic: awww… ah'm guessing ah filled you up nicely, didn't ah?

Amy: Hell yeah, it tasted fly.

Sonic: Well, page me anytime if you need any he`p wif cakes.

Amy: All right, jive ta you later Sonic.

Sonic: See ya. (click) ah'm back.

Knuckles: Yo, yo, yo ah came up wif uh new get5 jiggy wit i!

Sonic: (hangs up)

Charmy: So, when's da party?

Sonic: …yo' mom.

Tails arrives at Cream's crib…

Cream: werd up Tails!

Tails: yo Cream an' Cheese.

Cheese: Chao!

[Cream an' Tails sit down on da couch while Cheese makes tea fo' dem.]

Tails: So, how is you Cream?

Cream: ah'm fine it's just Amy recently.

Cheese: [Appears in front o' dem wif they tea.]

Tails: Thanks, Cheese. What's wrong wif her? (sips tea)

Cream: She's on her period.

Tails: (spits tea out) da hell?! Did ah really need ta know dat? nahh! [Someone knocks on da do'.]

Cream: Be dere in uh minute. (turns ta Tails) You know YOU wuz da one who asked how she wuz doin'!

Tails: ah didn't mean LIKE dat! Be mo' subtle wif what you say!

Cream: (yelling) SUBTLE?! YOU'RE da ONE YELLING!

Tails: (yells an' stands up) YOU'RE da ONE WHO'S YELLING AT ME! [Knocking gets even louder.]

Cream: (gets mad) ah'LL BE F*CKING RIGHT dere! HOLD da F*CK ON, B*TCH!

[do' gets bashed in wif uh giant hammer.]

Amy: (evil peep) Who called me uh "b*tch"?!

[Cream an' Tails turn into small chibis.]

Cream: (scared) Um… nahh one.

Tails: (wets himself) Holy sh*t! 0.0

Amy: [Waves da hammer towards Cream.] (evil voice) Don't lie ta me!

Cream: (wets herself)

Amy: (sighs) Never mind, just… clean yourselves up.

Cream an' Tails: otay…

On da phone… ag'in.

Chris Thorndyke: otay then, ah'll see you at da party.

Espio: All right, ah'll be dere. [Ends page an' continues walking.] (phone rings) yo?

[Giggles an' laughs in da background.]

Charmy: (disguises his voice) Do you wants mo' action…

Espio: Hmm… ah guess…

Charmy: (disguised voice) …in Bed?

Espio: What da f*ck?!

Vector: (clears his throat an' disguises his voice) we's is offering you uh free dong pump. It's easy just put it on an' pump away. You'll be satisfied an' so well she when she sees yo' sea monster.

Espio: What da f*ck iz dis here?!

Charmy an' Vector: (laugh hard)

Espio: Charmy… Vector iz dat you?!

Charmy: (giggling) page us at 1-800-… (snickers mo') URPENIS (burst out laughing)

Espio: ah'm gonna kill you two!

Vector: (hangs up) XD dat wuz funny sheeit, Charmy. Hahaha.

Espio: [Appears 'bfoe dem.] (evil glare)

Vector: Aww c'mon Espio we's wuz just joking around. You don't gots uh small dong… do you?

Espio: (looks down) Damn you… Go-[Gets cut off.]

Just uh few minutes 'bfoe da party starts…

Knuckles: Hell yeah homie brothas's here. (gets da mic) What's up, everybody? Ready ta git dis here sh*t started?!

[brothas shouts out "Hell yeah."]

Knuckles: Let's git started. DJ spin dat sh*t. [rap starts bumping an' beats loud.]

[Amy an' Cream drinks booze.]

Amy: (hiccups) Hehehe dis here tastes so pimp-tight! (hiccups an' iz f*cked-up)

Cream: Damn beotch you're fucked-up dat fast. (giggles)

Amy: (puts her arm around Cream's shoulder) Hell yeah, honey hehe. (drinks mo')

Cream: (blushes an' iz f*cked-up) (giggles)

Shadow: Bartender… give me another one. (burps)

Silver: Coming right up! [Gets da drinks, mixes dem, shakes it then gives it ta Shadow.]

Shadow: (drinks it) Ahhh… dat's da sheeit.

Sonic: n*gga, Shadow check it out. Amy an' Cream is making out!

Shadow: (jumps out o' his seat) awww hell yeah. Where?

Sonic: [Points ta where dey're making out.] See bro, told you.

[Amy an' Cream is making out an' touching one another.]

Tails: God d*mn, ah gots uh mad boner right now.

Sonic: Hell yeah, too bad you'll never hit dat. (laughs)

Tails: Aww, go f*ck yo'self.

Sonic: Stop telling me what you're gonna do ta yo'self.

Tails: mah f*ckin hate YOU! [Runs away.]

Shadow: salad tosser…

Sonic: (chuckles) Such uh virgin. [Looks at Blaze.] Holy sh*t! [Taps Shadow's shoulder.] peep at dis here!

Blaze: (fucked-up an' strips on da get5 jiggy wit i floor) Who wants some o' dis here p*ssy?

Silver: [Jumps ova da counter.] Hell yeah, ah wants some.

[Omega iz dancing doin' "da Robot."]

Charmy: (laughs) pimpz peep at Omega.

Espio an' Vector: Hahaha fine a*s ironic.

Espio: awww watch me do "da Ninja."

Charmy an' Vector: (looks at Espio) nahh.

[Tails walks up ta da DJ.]

Tails: (quiet voice) DJ, can you play some Linkin Park fo' me.

Eggman: What?!

Tails: ah said can you play some Linkin Park.

Eggman: …What?!

Tails: (yelling) ah SAID PLAY SOME LINKIN PARK, FATA*S!

[rap stops an' brothas iz staring at Tails.]

Tails: (scared) Um… yo… (nervously laughs)

brothas: (yelling) git da F*CK OUTTA HERE. EAT uh D*CK, TAILS!

Eggman: (stands ova Tails) Don't you ever in yo' life holla at me, or ah'll pop da trunk in you're a*s.

Tails: God d*mmit. [Goes ta corner an' cries.]

Da party iz ova.

Knuckles: Thanks brothas fo' coming.

Chris: (pats Knuckles' shoulder) Great party n*gga. [Leaves.]

[Sonic comes out wif Amy in his arms.]

Knuckles: You enjoyed yo'self, homie.

Sonic: (smiles) F*ck yeah an' now ah'm going fo' da second round, if you know what ah mean.

Knuckles: werd up, we's didn't do it two out o' three. ah'll beat you in da second round o' Battle Toads.

Sonic: Keep dreaming, later. [Leaves wif Amy.]

[Silver comes out.]

Silver: God d*mn, muh motha f*ckin B.J. wuz off da chain.

Knuckles: You don't even gots uh chain; gots uh wassup?.

[brothas else leaves.]

TYME FO' "SONIC SEZ!"

Sonic: yo! ah'm Sonic da Hedgehog! ah'm here ta tell you kids ta NOT be like Tails. Don't be da crybaby virgin dat never git none. [From background.] F*CK YOU, SONIC!

Sonic: Sorry, ah'm not salad tosser like you.

Tails: God d*mn You!

Sonic: dat's all kids an' don't do chronic just like mammy.