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Jay3000: Now that I got that out of my system Yahoo 230+ reviews you guys were listening to me; now my next goal of review is 250 or 270 so please review. In this chapter there will be lots of surprise, like Kushina Devil Fruit ability will be revealed and I hope Oda-sama won't sue me for revealing how Blackbeard took away Whitebeard devil Fruit power.
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Guest chapter 13 . Mar 19
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Blood D. Cherry chapter 13 . Mar 19
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Chapter 14 Road to Punk Hazard
Baterilla an island in the South Blue
It was said that Gol D. Roger was acting less like a pirate and more like a father while on the island and the World Government searched the island for any signs of his child. Portgas D. Rouge lived here and gave birth to the infant that she would name "Gol D. Ace" after sustaining him in her womb for twenty months to protect the child from the Marines and government officials. After giving birth to Ace, she died from the extended pregnancy
"Black Hole" Blackbeard shouted as spreads his darkness over a large area and, much like an actual black hole, swallows up anything he chooses.
"That won't work on me" Naruto said as he jumps into the air to dodge the attack "But it left you wipe open" as a force punch send Blackbeard skidding across the grounds as he crashes into a few houses.
"Zehahahaha, who said I was aiming for you" Blackbeard said as his darkness absorbs the people and buildings around him. "Liberation" as he launches dead bodies, giant chunks of buildings and swords at Naruto who puts up him hands to block the attack.
"Is that all you have Teach" Naruto shouted as he easily block then when suddenly a shadow hand appeared behind him and slams him into the ground. "Teme" as he got up out of the crater only find himself sinking into the black hole.
"Zehahahaha I finally did it" Teach shouted as he saw Naruto sink into the darkness.
"Naruto" The force Pirates shouted as they attack Teach but was send flying with a shock wave punch by Teach
"Zehahahaha, you will be joining him next Black Hole" Teach said as the darkness spread across the ground when suddenly.
"Teachhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" Naruto shouted as he burst out of the darkness and deliver a shockwave punch of his own to Teach face that sends him high into the air "What took you so long" as he was up in the air waiting for him and deliver a shock wave kick to Teach's head that sends him crashing into the ground.
"How did he survive captain's attack" The Blackbeard pirates thought as they watch the match, the captain told them not to interfere.
"Die you teme" Naruto shouted as he land feet first into Teach chest who cough up blood.
"You teme you took pop's power too?" Teach said as Naruto lift him off the ground
"Yes and I'm taking your half too ku ku ku ku" Naruto said as his hands coated with ForceFire.
"Hado Elbow" Burgess shouted as he coated his elbow in Busoshoku Haki and elbow Naruto to the face that sends him crashing through five buildings
"Captain let's go" as the others pirtaes shouted as they grab their captain and throws him to Sanjuan Wolf who puts the captain in his mouth as he sinks into the sea.
"Teachhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Naruto shouted as he sends the rocks on him flying in different directions as he looked for Blackbeard who was nowhere in sight "Where is he?"
"He escaped" Mei said only to be blown back by Naruto force powers and so are the others
"It was your fault" Naruto shouted as the pigmentation in his eyes into luminous, sulfuric yellow as he looked at the Blackbeard pirates who was trying to escaped when suddenly felt themselves being pulled back as they grab on to something "You will not escape me Burgess"
"Sorry Burgess but it's you he want" Laffitte said as he pulled out his rifle and shot Burgess in the shoulder
"Argh" Burgess screams out as lets got of the building he was hold on to as he was pulled towards Naruto.
"Now you will pay" Naruto said as he caught Burgess by the head and slams him into the ground which a large crater "You took away my kill" As he punches the down Burgess as the ground splits and the Island shook.
"Damn we have to calm down Naruto or millions of people will die" Hinata shouted as they ran towards Naruto when the ground explodes with chucks of rock rising out of the ground and Naruto force power created a barrier which prevent them from get closer as he continue to punch Burgess.
"Shit now what?" Joe asked
"We have to call Kushina-sama" Konan replied.
"Got it, Rise Burning Gundum" Domon shouted as snaps his fingers and Burning Gundum rises out of the sea and jumps into it "Kushina-sama this is Doman of the Force Pirates, we need your help Naruto-sama has loss control"
"How dare you call her man" Tsunade shouted ready to hang up.
"Naruto is in trouble" Domon shouted
"Tell me where you are and if you are lying then I will kill you myself" Tsuade shouted as the scared Doman told her.
10 minutes later
A portal appeared and Kushina and the rest of the devil Pirates came out of it, to see the destruction that Naruto cause.
"What the hell happen?" Kushina shouted as they told her "I was afraid this was going to happen"
"You know what is happening to Naruto-kun" Kurumu asked
"Yes Naruto is on the border line between the light side and the darkside and if I don't stop him who known what will happen" Kushina replied
"Everybody get as much people you can off this island" Tsunade shouted
"Hai" they shouted
"I hope I'm strong enough to beat you Naruto-kun" Kushina said as rock around Naruto came alive and delivers a punch to the face that sends Naruto skidding across the ground when suddenly a golem head appeared and captured Naruto in its mouth.
"How did she do that?" Mira shouted
"That the power of the seiki seiki no Mi (Life Life Fruit), it bring inanimate objects to life" Shizune replied.
With Naruto and Kushina
"Naruto-kun stop this, this is not you" Kushina said as she walk up to Naruto "You can't let the dark side takeover"
"Teachhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Naruto shouted as he burst out of the hold and attacks her as she caught his right hand which send shock wave around them.
"He's gone Naruto, stop this" Kushina shouted as she duck under a left hand from Naruto as she delivers a knee to his stomach "You can catch him later"
"It's your fault that he got a way" Naruto shouted as he lifts up his head as Kushina slams him into the ground "You will die" as the force send Kushina rocketing back into the buildings.
"Universal Pull" Naruto shouted as he pulls Kushina towards him.
"Shit" Kushina shouted as she was pulled toward Naruto as Kushina digs her hands into the ground trying to save herself.
"Die Teachhhhhhhhh!" Naruto shouted as he increase his power as Kushina was up root and fly towards him when suddenly an earth fist appears in front of Naruto and punches him in his stomach as he cough up blood then a Black fist from Kushina that sends him flying into the buildings and off the Island and into the sea.
"Naruto-kun" Everybody shouted as they saw Naruto being launch off the island.
"Almighty Push" Naruto Roared as the water started to sin around him showing the bottom of the sea as he landed which cause a giant crater before he launches himself back to the dry land.
Day 2
"Right behind you," Kushina replied as her fist connected to Naruto's face that sent him skidding across the ground as he destroyed several buildings before he finally stopped.
Kushina did not waste any time and charged at Naruto at a high-speed. Naruto was just getting out of one of the destroyed buildings.
"You would die for that teme!" Naruto shouted as he attacked Kushina with a barrage of punches, kicks and chops that Kushina either dodged or blocked. "
"Of course not I would die for you Naruto but you are not think right the force as cur-"Kushina was cut off when she was hit with devastating right hook that sends her crashing into the surrounding buildings.
Day 3
"ForceFire Twin Dragons head!" Naruto shouted as his hair started to turn white as two enormous dragons head from both of Naruto's arm that twisted in to the sky before rushing at Kushina with intense speed which was giving off enough heat that everyone could feel it.
"Damn it the dark side is taken him over even faster than Yoda warn me about" Kushina thought as the Dragons head came at her as she channel her DF into the ground a giant mud golem appeared in front of her as a shield to block the attack "Shit" as she use Haki to coat the golem as the dragons heads was burning though it.
"Die you teme" Naruto shouted as the dragon got bigger and burn through the golem and Kushina.
"Kushina-sama/ Captain" everybody shouted as they watch the white fire burn
"Now that the teme is dead it your turn Teach" Naruto roared as he turn his friends
"Tekkai" Was heard as Kushina burst out of the ground underneath Naruto and delivers a punch to his chin that sends him soaring into the air "Sky Run" as she ran up the air at high speeds and sends Naruto crashing down to earth but he manages to regain his balance and lands on his feet which causes a crater only for Kushina to crashes into to him and sends both of them into the Island.
Day 4
A shirtless came out of a building, he had bruises all over his body, a swollen left eye and his pants looks like he got into a fight with a shredder "Why won't you die"
"Naruto please stop this I am your mother" a blouse less Kushina said as she was in her red bra with bruise all over her stomach and hands as her red skirt were blowing in the wind.
"I show my enemy no mercy Force storm" Naruto shouted as a hyperspace wormholes was form and started to tears a part the surfaces of the entire Island.
"Everybody, get to Naruo-kun's ship" Kushina shouted island began to break apart.
"But Kush-"
"I SAID GET OFF" Kushina shouted as they ran towards the ship.
"Ahahahahahahha" Naruto screams as the flesh started to peel off her face as the storm got bigger and destroy the Island.
Day 5
"Kushina" Her crew shouted as they saw her falling
"Damn she has used Sky run since Naruto-kun destroy the island yesterday" Tsunade shouted
"I'm on it" Yugao and Temari shouted
"Wind Cutter" Temari shouted
"World Ultimate Slash" Yugao as their attack hit the sea splitting it apart so Kushina could land on the sea bed
"Thank you g-" as Naruto charges right into her cause a great explosion
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!
"Kushina/Naruto" both crew shouted as they saw what happen.
With Naruto and Kushina
"Naruto you have to fight the dark side and come back to me" Kushina shouted in Naruto ears as they continue crashing through the ground with Naruto on top of her "Fight it Naruto-kun"
"Die" Naruto shouted as he sends shockwave around destroying the surrounding as they continue to go further into the ground.
"I love you Naruto so come back to me please" Kushina shouted with tears in her eyes "I know you love me too, so come back to me"
Flash back-end
"I can't believe that love was the way to bring Naruto-kun back" Kushina said with a blush on her face
"Kushina, Kushina…..
"Huh" Kushina said as she felt a hand on her shoulder "Tsu-chan went did you reach here?"
"I have called you for a while now" Tsunade replied
"Oh I was loss in my memories" Kushina said as she looks at Force Falls
"One of the worst days of my life, I thought I would lose both of you" Tsunade replied
"So why were you calling me?" Kushina asked
"Oh the Fire and Lighting Daimyōs are here" Tsunade replied
"What does those wind bags want now?" Kushina asked as Tsunade handed her the newspaper
The Living Force Uzumaki Naruto as put Fishman Island under is protection
"My Naruto balls are bigger than I thought" Kushina said as she started to laugh "It's just like you Naruto-kun to break traditions"
"What do you mean your Naruto?" Tsunade asked
"H-He's my son so he my Naruto" Kushina replied as she wipe the sweat off her forehead "What do you think I mean Tus-chan?" as a blush appeared on Tsunade's face.
"Get your mind out of the gutter Tsu-chan" Kushina said and before Tsunade could reply the Daimyōs came onto the deck of the ship.
"Kushina-sama, we need to talk to you" The Fire Daimyō said
"Then come over and talk" Kushina replied as the Daimyōs walk over to her.
"We are here to talk about Naruto-sama" The Fire Daimyō said
"I figure as much" Kushina replied as she lifts up the paper
"Then you know what you son is doing is madness" The Lightning Daimyō shouted
"Madness you say" Kushina said as walk pass them.
"He's gone mad" The Fire Daimyō shouted.
"Well HE IS MINE SON" Kushina shouted as she kicks the Fire Daimyō off her ship and into Force falls
"You have gone mad too" The lightning Daimyō shouted when suddenly a hand wrapped around his throat.
"No one calls our captain or her son mad" Tsunade said as she crushes his throat before throwing him in Force falls.
"Well that was fun, now let's go and tell the others what Naruto did so we can celebrate" Kushina said
With Naruto
"Here you go Naruto-kun" Shyarly said as he Naruto opens his mouth as she put the grapes in.
"Yummy, thank you Shy-chan" Naruto replied as he lay down on her lap.
"Damn bitch I can't believe Naruto-kun let her join his crew" Robin thought as she glared at Shyarly.
Flashback a week ago
"What with the luggage, are you going somewhere?" Naruto asked
"I joining the crew silly" Shyarly replied
"WHAT?" Otohime and Robin shouted
"NO YOU ARE NOT JOINING US" Robin shouted
"You are right I not joining your crew I joining Naruto's crew" Shyarly said as she kisses a shock Naruto again.
"Hell no bitch" Otohime shouted as everybody looked at her with a shock expression on their faces, the people of Fishmen Island had never seem this side of their queen "I-I mean you are too important to our Island for you to leave"
"I getting off this dump" Shyarly replied with a smirk on her face "Thank Kami that the people of Fishmen Island are here so Otohime could not convince Naruto-kun to not take me"
"Don't kill this bitch" Otohime thought as she saw the smirk on Shyarly's face "that it you are dead" as she was about to attack Shyarly when suddenly she couldn't move.
"Shy-chan" Naruto said as Shyarly blushes at her new nickname "Why do you want to join my crew"
"I want to become the world greatest Fortune teller and staying here will not accomplish that goal" Shyarly shouted
"Then do it by yourself" Robin shouted as Usopp and Zoro held her back.
"Do be stilly I not much of a fighter so who knows what would happen to little old me" Shyarly with a pout on her face that all the men thought was cute.
"Join our crew I will protect you Shyarly-chan" Sanji shouted only to he hit but a giant hand Robin had escaped the grip of Zoro and Usopp.
"As Queen of the Fishmen Island I will hire you as the royal Fortune-teller that will make you famous" Otohime said
"I decline I don't like you bitch so why would I work for you" Shyarly said when suddenly the guards surrounded her.
"Stand down" Otohime shouted
"But Queen-sama" the guards replied as she glared at them
"I can handle my fight" Otohime shouted as she attacks Shyarly who dodges it with ease. "What the hell?" as she continues to attack her but Shyarly dodge them.
"Is that Kenbunshoku Haki, no she is seeing the future" Naruto thought as he saw her eyes glow "But how long can she keep it up?" when suddenly her eyes stop glowing.
"Got you now Tail whip" Otohime shouted when suddenly Naruto appeared between them and caught Otohime's tail.
"I would love for you to join my crew" Naruto replied
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" Robin shouted, she really did want any more female on the ship.
"Oh Kami thank you" Shyarly shouted as she tackle Naruto who quickly change into his Force mode to catch her "I going to suck you balls through your cock tonight" whispered into Naruto ears as blood came out of his nose.
"If she gets to join then I'll coming with you" Otohime said
"I would glad accept you, when you complete your promise to the people" Naruto replied
Flashback end
"Shower Tempo" Nami shouted as a rain cloud appeared and started to rain as she take a shower when she heard a noise. "Anybody who dares to peek on me is dead"
"I-I sorry Nami I did not know you were in here" A scared Chopper replied
"Oh Chopper it's you, do you want to join me?" Nami asked
"Maybe so other time" Chopper replied than he saw the cloud "Is that cotton candy?"
"Don't be silly it's a weather ball" Nami replied when she heard some perverted giggle coming from the door.
"Damn it Brook move you boney ass and let me see, it not like you have a cock to choke while looking at Nami-chan's body" Sanji said as he pushes Brook away.
"That was cold man, even for you" Brook said as he stands up and leave.
"More Nami-chan for me" Sanji said when suddenly a foot came through the door right into his ball,
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" Sanji screams out in pain before he was hit by a thunder bolt.
On the deck
The rest of the crew is on deck, intending to catch a deep-sea fish for Sanji to cook for them once they reach the surface.
"We should have a big party to celebrate reaching the New World" Zoro said as Luffy, and Usopp nodded their heads
"Now that's a fish" Luffy shouted as he saw a giant fish but it was ignoring the bait "Damn fish suck on this Jet Pistol" hitting the giant fish in the face knocking it unconscious
"Usopp hurry up and catch it" Zoro shouted as Usopp hooks the fish with the rope and hook that he had just made, but as soon as the giant fish washooked it is eaten by another, bigger fish.
"Damn it Usopp" Luffy shouted as he ready to us another Jet pistol when that fish is eaten by another, even bigger fish,
"That it he's dead 360 Pound Cannon" Zoro shouted
With Naruto and Robin
"Robin-chan, are you in here?" Naruto asked when suddenly a giant fist when through his head.
"Damn I hate that you are a logic fruit user" Robin shouted
"Robin-chan, if you wanted to hit me then you should learn to use Haki" Naruto replied with a smile on his face as Robin glared at him.
"What the hell are you doing here, go back to your new girlfriend" Robin shouted
"What's wrong? It never bother you before" Naruto asked
"The girlfriend part doesn't bother me because I knew what I was getting into when I feel in love with you, it just that this was supposed to be our alone time together" Robin replied
"I see" Naruto replied as he walks up to her and hugged her "and it still is"
"What about Shyarly?" Robin asked
"Don't worry about her Shyarly, I will call my mother to pick her up because she needs some training before she can fully join the crew" Naruto replied as Robin hugs him back. "Then we can have all the alone time you want"
"I would love that" Robin replied as she kisses him on the lips.
"It is hidden in Grand Line" Naruto said as he eyes saw a paper on the wall as they separate.
"You can read Poneglyphs?" A shock Robin asked
"Poneglyphs? No that is Patois or Jamaica Creole (is a language distinctive to the island of Jamaica.), master Yoda taught it to me because it was the only way to pass do the tablet that he found in Jamaica" Naruto replied.
"It looks to me that different culture call it different names" Robin said
"That could be true" Naruto replied
"So what was on it?" An excited Robin asked
"It talks about what happen when you eat a devil fruit?" Naruto replied
"Really! Tell me more" Robin shouted
"Sorry but that's all I can tell you" Naruto replied
"Why?" An angry Robin shouted
"Sorry but you have to be in the order of the Jedi to learn that information" Naruto replied
"Then I will join now" Robin shouted
"Sorry but after master Yoda death, they told me to accept no membership" Naruto replied with a smile on his face.
"Come on Naruto please for me" Robin replied with the puppy dog eyes technique.
"Sorry Robin-chan but it doesn't work on me" Naruto replied as Robin glared at him then a seductive smile appeared on her face.
"Then I have to use something else" Robin said as she pushes him on her bed and pull down his pant and took out his cock
"Wow. It looks so tasty." Robin cooed before grasping his dick and rubbing up and down as Naruto groaned in pleasure. "Now tell me what is on the tablet?"
"I will never talk" Naruto replied as he moans.
Robin smiled coyly before bringing it to her face and giving a lick at the tip. Naruto groaned again. Robin smirked before licking it all over. She started from the tip and made her way down to the base and stopped at his balls.
"It said that when a person eats a Devil Fruit, the fruit turns into an energy core that goes into the person heart, Oh yes" Naruto said as she gave a light squeeze with her other hand making Naruto jerk. Next she licked each ball twice before putting them both in her mouth. Naruto sighed as Robin licked his ball sack while they were still in her mouth. "It then merges with the heart and pump the energy like how it pump the oxygen into the body"
"So that how it works" Robin thought as she let them go before sucking on each one. She made her way from the base to the tip by licking. Now his tip was directly on her lips before she swirled her tongue on the tip. "Anything else was on it?"
"Can't tell you any-" Before he could finish she swallowed his dick into her mouth. She bobbed her head up and down before bringing it to her cheek and kept making him poke the inside of her cheek while her mouth was open.
"Oh kami yes, It also talk about how a person could get more than one Devil Fruits power" Naruto replied as she moaned and gurgled.
"So that how Naruto know how to acquired more than one Devil fruit powers" Robin thought as she deep-throated his length which made Naruto moan even harder.
"In order for a person to get Devil Fruit power from another Devil Fruit user all they have to do is eat the other person's heart while it is still attached to the body but it very hard to eat and digest so it takes about an hour. I cumming" Naruto moans before he felt something stirring inside and came in her mouth. She swallowed the thick creamy ropes of cum with vigor before taking his dick out her mouth with a pop.
"Wow I love sucking the information out of you Naruto-kun" Robin replied as she licks her lips.
"You are a very evil woman" Naruto replied
"That a very disgusting way to obtain power" Robin said
"Yes it is but that is why I don't use it" Naruto replied which shocked Robin.
"Then how did you acquire two Devil Fruits then?" Robin asked
"Sorry but that's another secret" Naruto replied
"You know I could always suck it out" Robin said
"That won't work on me a second time" Naruto replied
"Was it Master Yoda?" Robin asked
"HA HA HA that pussy would never create a technique like that, he's too scare of the dark side of the force, it is from the user before him Darth… when suddenly Robin was thrown right in to Naruto who caught her as the ship began to spin
"What the hell is happening?" Naruto shouted
"It feels like an underwater whirlpool" Robin replied when suddenly Naruto and Robin looked at each other.
"A White Strom" Robin and Naruto shouted together when suddenly they hit something. Naruto and Robin looked through the window to see a gigantic object which appears to be blocking the whirlpool. It was a huge pod of island whales.
"I'll be back I have to check on Shy-chan" Naruto said as he left the room as Robin when to the deck.
On the deck
"It's Laboon" Luffy and Brook shouted as the Bone man started to cry and have a flashback to his promise to Laboon.
"There is no way it could be Laboon, as he is still in the first half of The Grand Line, and could not even fit through the hole in the Red Line." Usopp shouted
"And look guys every whale has scars on their head" Zoro said as he point to the scars on the whale
"I see they even have it in the place as Laboon" Luffy added
"Stop your crying you baby, this isn't the time to be whale watching we need to find out if everybody is here" Sanji said as he started to count. The head-count only included Nami and Robin "Where the hell is Shyarly-chan" as he search for her
"Hey you did not count us" Usopp and Chopper shouted
"Shut up and look" Nami shouted as she pointed on the whales "The movement of the school of whales has created a new current, so we need to open the sails and follow this current, we need to go with it or it would be even more dangerous to go against it." The sails are then opened and they catch the current the whales are creating, still carrying the giant fish they caught with them. Brook then resumes singing Binks' Sake.
"If we travel like this is just as good as riding the rising current" Nami said and before long the Straw Hats can see the surface of the sea in front of them.
The whales all emerge onto the surface of the New World, and sends the Sunny propelling out of the water.
With Naruto and Shyarly
"Shy-chan, are you alright?" Naruto asked
"Of course not I feel like I'm in a sardine can" Shyarly shouted as she in the ships basement.
"I'm sorry but this the only place where you can get all the sea water you need until we are on my ship" Naruto replied
"And when will we be on your ship?" Shyarly asked
"Well… I don't know" Naruto replied as Shyarly glared at him.
"I can't live like this for another hour" Shyarly shouted as he tries to get up but she could not.
"I know that is why I'm going to call my mother to come and pick you up" Naruto replied when suddenly a tail crushes him. "What the hell?"
"You want to get rid of me don't you Naruto-kun" Shyarly replied as she started to cry
"Of course but it's for your own good" Naruto said
"Why is that?" Shyarly asked
"Because you will get some training so when I come back you can fully join my crew" Naruto replied
"Fine I'll go but you have to give me a kiss first" Shyarly replied
"I don't think the ship can handle two giants" Naruto said
"Are you calling me fat" Shyarly shouted.
On the deck
"None of the compass needles are pointing to that island, which is strange even for the New World." Nami replied
"I do not care and I just want to go to the island with the volcano" Luffy replied
"There is no way to get any closer since it is blocked by a sea of fire." Nami shouted as Luffy ignore her
"Luffy you remember that fish you caught, it got burned to a crisp in the fiery ocean," Sanji said
"Not the food, anything but the food" Luffy shouted
"Captain-san there is still a piece left back" Robin said as she show a large piece of meat that was cut off.
"That kami" Luffy and Usopp shouted. Just then they hear a noise from inside the bridge.
"Are you hungry snail –san?" Luffy asked as he was about to pick up the receiver when.
"Stop Luffy it could be a distress call or it could also be a trap that the Marines use to tape phones on ships to find our location." Robin said
"My name is Luffy, L-u-f-f-y the man who earn a bounty of 400,000,000 beli and will be Pirate King" Luffy shouted as every face vault. The man on the other end is in hysterics. He starts out by saying how cold it is, and asking if someone is his boss.
"Is it cold where you are?" Luffy asked but the man goes on, saying that his crew keeps getting killed, one after another by a samurai.
"What is your name and where are you?" Luffy demanded. The man says he does not care who comes, as long as they help. The island he is calling from is called Punk Hazard. Before he can say anymore, the sound of slashing is heard and the person screams out in pain, saying he was stabbed, ending the transmission.
"It sounds like they are in trouble." Luffy said
"Of course they are in trouble, didn't you hear about the crazy Samurai" Usopp and Chopper said.
"Don't be stupid guys it could be a trap set by the Marine, so we need to think carefully before we go anywhere" Robin said
"What about the samurai the caller mentioned." Zoro asked
A samurai" is what swordsmen from Wano Country, are referred to as. Wano is a country with a closed-door policy. They are not even affiliated with the World Government. The samurai there are said to be so strong that not even the Marines dare to go there" Brook replied
"I call bullshit, they are weak as hell" Naruto said as he came out of the ship
"Naruto –kun" Robin said
"What is going on here?" Naruto asked as they tell him "I see"
"Wano, here we come" Luffy shouted
"The caller did not say he was calling from Wano Country but rather from Punk Hazard" Franky replied
"Well let's find out Punk Hazard is right behind the fire" Naruto said when suddenly a portal appeared and a massive ship appeared.
"Naruto-kun" the ship's crew shouted as they wave to the orange head.
"Shy-chan ride his here, I'll go and get her" Naruto said as he went inside the ship
"GIRL, GIRLS, GIRLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL" Sanji shouted as the ship got closer "And they came to see me" as he ran to the edge of the ship as the women started to board the ship.
"Out of my way man" Kushina as floor board of the ship hit Sanji in the crotch.
"eepppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp!" Sanji scream before he is crystalized.
"Thank you Guren-chan" Kushina said
"You are welcome captain" Guren replied
"Filthy men, smash him" Kushina said when suddenly Zoro sword was block by Yugao.
"How dare you attack my captain" Yugao said
"She tried to kill my friend" Zoro replied
"He deserves it for being a pervert" Yugao replied a she pushes Zoro back and slams the back of the sword into his stomach.
"But how?" Zoro asked as he felt to one knee.
"So you are the one that my brother trained, I'm not impressed" Yugao replied when suddenly a black hand is stopped by Kushina with a finger in front of Yugao face.
"This why I hate men they also love to start fights" Kushina said as everybody sweat dropped
"She was the one who started the fight" They all thought.
"Now begone" Kushina said as she send Luffy crashing into the side of the ship.
"Mom why do you have to do this every time you see men" Naruto asked as he came out of the ship's mouth with Shyarly.
"Naruto-kun" Kushina shouted as she ran up and hugged him.
"Damn she is hot" Usopp and Brook thought
"She so young and Beautiful" Nami thought
"So sheis the strongest women in the world" Robin thought
"Guy I would like you to introduce you to my mother Kushina Uzumaki" Naruto replied as Kushina ignored the men and walk up to the women.
With the G5
"Smoker-san, what are you going to do?" Tashigi asked Smoker as he had just finish listen the transmission.
"Stupid pirate, you should stay far away from that island" Smoker muttered
"Stop setting a pirate on fire you idiots" Tashigi shouted as they got heart in their eyes.
"Captain-chan, is yelling at us" one of them thought with hearts in his eyes.
"Captain-chan, is so hot" another one thought
"Captain-chan, bleach my nipples then slap me in the face" one of them said out loud as everybody back away from him.
"Tashigi, the first three islands that the Log Pose should point to are Risky Red Island, Raijin Island, and Mystoria Island, I think the straw-hat will choose Raijin Island" Smoker said since the needle pointing to it shakes the most violently.
"But Smoker-san Punk Hazard is closed off and deserted after the incident that took place there four years ago, it would strange to find people there." Tashigi replied
"You right it does seem strange, but it is the only thing we have to work with." Smoker said as he puts in another Cuban cigar "Set sail for Punk Hazard."
"But captain it is illegal to disembark there." The crew shouted
"You guys have no right to talk about laws with me so shut up and set sail" Smoker shouted
With the Straw Hats
"I going to miss you girls especially you Robin-chan" Kushina said to the two female straw hats as she hugs them the she walks up to Naruto and kisses him on the corner of his mouth "Come back soon Naruto-kun" as she walks away.
"Naruto-kun, you still own me a kiss" Shyarly said as Naruto jumps over to Kushina's ship and uses his force form and started to kiss her.
"I'll see you soon" Naruto replied as he separates and shrinks back to his normal state only to be dog pile by the Red Devil pirates with kisses.
"Get off my Naruto-kun you Old hags" Kushina shouted as separates them and sends Naruto flying back to the straw hats pirates as Robin caught him. "Mabui, send us home"
"Damn you Kushina you always want Naruto-kun for yourself" Mabui said as she creates the portal and they were gone.
Later
"I loss so easily even after my training with Hawk eye's" Zoro said with his head down
"Don't be too hard on yourself, Yugao is the strongest swordsman in the world" Naruto said
"But Hawk is the strongest swordsman in the world" Zoro fired back.
"Don't be stupid Yugao is stronger, the world government and some pirates are sexist" Naruto replied as everybody looked at him and the girls nodded their heads "My mother is the strongest human in the world and yet they refer to her as the strongest woman in the world"
"Really then, I can't wait to fight her again" Luffy shouted
"Enough talking about the sexy pirates, are we still going to the Island" Sanji said as he comes out with a Giant lunch box of deep-sea fish meat.
"Of course we are" Luffy shouted as Sanji gave him the lunch box "Let's go" as Naruto, Robin and Luffy when into Mini Merry II as Nami uses her Clima-Tact to make a milky road so the Mini Merry II can travel over the flames.
"Good luck guys" The others shouted
"Does the cloud go all the way to the island?" Brook asked
"I have no idea" Nami replied
Punk Hazard
When they get to Punk Hazard, they pull the Mini Merry II up onto the shore. In front of them is a giant fence with various warning signs and hazard stripes around the perimeter.
"Danger, Keep Out" Robin reads the sign with the emblems of the World Government and Marines, as well as a third emblem, a skull with horns.
"You know what that means" Naruto said with a smile on his face.
"The Marine has something to hide" Robin replied
"Zoro, create a door" Luffy said
"Hai captain" Zoro said as he pulls out his sword and cuts through the fence and they walk through.
"Damn it's hot" Luffy, Zoro, and Robin said
"It's getting hot in here so take off all you clothes" Naruto sings in Robin ears as he took off her jacket and squeezes her breast as a blush appeared on her face then she turns around took off Naruto shirt which shows off her muscular chest and perfect abs and started to rub down his chest.
"Cough" Zoro cough as he took off his jacket too.
"Oh yeah too much audience" Naruto replied
"I wonder if there was a natural disaster that hits the island." Robin asked
"I'm surprise you don't know Robin-chan but this was the place where Ice boy and Lava Dog had their fight" Naruto replied
"I see no wonder it so hot" Robin replied as the four of them looks over what looks like a former World Government base, with the buildings completely melted.
"So that's the reason they lock it down to protect it from the fire or due to what the place used to house?" Zoro asked
"The clashing of those would call for something like this" Naruto replied
"But it is a bit strange that the Log Pose did not respond to it." Robin said
"Samurai are you here, Monkey D Luffy is here to save you, so come out" Luffy shouted
"Is this guy for real?" Naruto asked as Robin and Zoro hold down their heads in shame.
"Naruto-kun, in the phone message the man said that he was cold too or he was so scared he felt cold." Robin said as Naruto laugh and Robin glared at him.
"There should be a cold side after all I heard they fought for several days" Naruto replied
"Then let's fine it" Luffy shouted as he ran off.
"Damn it Luffy wait for us" Zoro shouted as they ran for him. The group finally caught up to him as he admires an enormous skull, bigger than even a giant's.
"Damn this is huge" Luffy shouted when suddenly something growls from behind them and Robin jumps into Naruto's arm
"What the hell Robin-chan, I know you aren't that scared" Naruto whispered into her ears.
"Maybe I love being in your arm" Robin whispered as she kisses him
"Hey guys will you stop that, something scary is somewhere around here" Zoro shouted when suddenly a 70m dragon appeared.
"ROARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!" The dragon roared as it attacks them.
"Jet Gatling" Luffy shouted as he attacks the dragon but it was affected.
"Yaki Oni Giri" Zoro shouted as he attack the dragon who took it and sends a flame thrower at them "Move" but Naruto and Robin was still kissing when fire came crashing down on them.
"Robin/Naruto" Luffy and Zoro shouted.
CUT
Jay3000: I chose Jamaica because 1 I'm from Jamaica, 2 because of Sir Henry Morgan and his relationship to Jamaica and 3 pirate ships use to come to Jamaica back in the days of pirates.
