WARNING: This chapter includes lots of internet 'examples'.

Style: One-shot chapters; Small plot

Pairing: Percy/Leo

Chapter Total: 50

Summary: Percy has recently broken up with Annabeth on mutual feelings. The daughter of Athena was more or less in love with a certain Praetor of Rome already. Finally, she and Reyna confessed and became a happy couple, after many weeks of dreaming. But what about Percy? He had finally built the courage to tell Nico about his feelings (Nico's confession never happened), but he had only been rejected. Apparently, Jason and Nico were already dating, unknown to everybody. He had spent the whole night not crying, but just being sad. And a son of Hephaestus was feeling the same way. He hadn't known Jason was cheating on him until Percy told him. And that fact just made his life harder. Somehow, though, Percy has found a way to cope with the depression. And what might that be? Well, he spends his time wooing Leo Valdez.

(Exploring for Line Breaks)

Facebook.

Why was it so popular?

There were many things Hazel didn't understand, but FaceBook was as confusing as the last time she heard of a Social Media. Why couldn't people meet in real life?

But she still let her brother get her an account anyway.

Everybody else at Camp had one. Percy, Nico, Leo, Jason, the one dude who sleeps all the time, even Frank! Was she the only one who didn't have it? Well, now she does have it. And the weird things on there are just, well…. Weird. Besides, why is it called FaceBook? Why not LegBook? Or BookFace?

Hazel sighed as she sat down on her chair. Hermes had created a demigod-only safe FaceBook for both the camps to use. But it was so confusing! The forms, the profile, what was she supposed to do? Heck, the last time she was alive before this life was in 1942. They didn't have all this fancy technology! In the end, she had to go over to Leo to ask him to help.

Sprinting over to Cabin 9, she ran towards the door. But right before she was about to kick the door open (she might have played Mortal Kombat) she remembered proper etiquette and knocked lightly. She ended up kicking the door open anyways.

She was met face to face with an able-bodied Jake Mason, looking kind of tired. Hazel coughed awkwardly as she fixed her posture.

"Is Leo here?" She really didn't even bother for anything else after Jake nodded and pointed towards the back. Looking around, she found the Latino right on his bunker, fidgeting with some pieces of metal and an elastic band.

"Don't you have stuff to do, Leo?" She asked. Said boy jumped up, eyes wide like a deer caught in a headlight. Hazel had to try not to laugh at the look on the mechanic's face. He quickly changed his expression and sat up straight on the bed.

"What do you need, Hazel?" He asked. Hazel scratched her head. "I'm having some trouble with the FaceBook account, can you help?"

Leo nodded and grinned, dashing off to the Hades cabin.

/LINE BREAK\

"…And all I'm trying to say is, I haven't eaten cheese doodles while hang-gliding over the Grand Canyon! Didn't Jason do that? What does that even mean, anyways?"

Leo groaned. "Hazel, add some pizzazz to your profile! It'll be boring if there's nothing cool."

"Boring? We're demigods, for Hades' sake!" She complained. "Alright! Let's just skip this and go to a chat room." Leo gave up as he hit his head on the table.

Hazel huffed. "Fine. How did getting a FaceBook lead to this thing anyway?"

Leo threw his hands up into the air. "I don't know! How am I supposed to know, woman?" Hazel's face morphed into mock-surprise. "Oh, what, you don't know something? What a surprise!"

"Ugh, let's just do something. Here, there's a chat going on between our friends. Well, I'm going to…uh…go back to my place and get a computer and join the chat and talk to our friends an-"

Hazel gave him a stern look. "I think that's enough. Now, you go do that, and I'll see what they're talking about." And with one last glare, the Son of Hephaestus ran out of the cabin. Hazel rubbed her temples before sitting down onto the chair. With her hand on the mouse, she decided to once-and-for-all figure out the mystery of Social Medias.

Hazel has joined the chat.

Reyna: THE ELEPHANT WAS NOT GREEN, IT WAS A NEON TURQUOISE!BIG DIFFERENCE, FRANK!

Percy: IT WAS NEON TURQUOISE SHADED BLUE #2 REYNA. I WENT OVER THIS 2 MINUTES AGO.

Annabeth: Actually, 2 and a half minutes ago.

Percy: OMG NOBODY CARES ANNABETH

Nico: smh

Hazel: Um…hey guys

Frank: Nico, do you even know what that means? You've been saying random abbreviations

Annabeth: Acronyms.

Frank: Whatever.

Hazel: Um, guys…..

Percy: I SWEAR IF YOU CANT TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BLUE AND NEON TURQUOISE SHADED BLUE #2 THEN I WILL COME OVER TO YOUR CABIN AND FLOOD IT

Frank: IM SORRY

Hazel: Nobody listens to newcomers apparently ;-;

Percy: ALRIGHT FOR THE LAST TIME REPEAT AFTER ME WHAT COLOUR IT IS BECAUSE I DON'T JUST TAKE A SORRY IM NOT A SOFTIE I AM STEAMING MAD RIGHT NOW OMFG

Leo has joined the chat

Leo: Hey guys :D

Annabeth:…

Percy: Oh, hey Leo. What's up?

Reyna: ARE YOU ACTUALLY KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW

Hazel: Guys…

Leo: What did I miss?

Percy: Well, we started this 20 minutes ago and it was only me, Jason, and Annabeth but then we removed Jason so we could pressure Nico into breaking up with him and it worked so they're officially done and when Nico found out Jason had been cheating on him he was all like NUH UH BOY and he slapped him and then we all clapped online wit emojis and then Frank joined and we were just like HEY WADDUP and then he was like I FOUND THIS and he sent us a picture of an elephant and then he was like IDK WHY ITS BLUE and then Reyna was all like I KNOW 4 A FACT ITS NOT BLUE I SPENT TOO MUCH TIME AROUND PERCY and I was like YYAAAASSS and then he was like NU ITS BLU and we were like OMG DO YOU NOT SEE THE DIFFERENCE and he was like ITS BLU and I was like ITS NEON TURQUOISE SHADED BLUE #2 and I totally pwned him and then you joined. Wonder if hazel will join too

Leo: Noice

Hazel: I'm here too

Percy: ikr

Leo:…

Percy: bby you sweg

Leo: wtf percy

Percy has logged off

Annabeth:…..

Reyna:…

Hazel…..my name is jeff