Hope everyone enjoyed the first chapter. I decided I'm going to update this fanfic several times a week probably until it is finished since each chapter is designed to be extremely short.

Chapter 2: Living in Glass Houses

"It's just…I'm gettin' sick of Phones."

"Well, have you tried talking to him, Beat?"

"Yeah, but he acts like I'm some kind of simpson…"

"Err, I believe you mean 'simpleton.' And it's okay; he'll realize he was wrong soon enough."

"What makes you so sure?"

"People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones."

"Hmm…I think I know exactly what you're tryin' to say…"

1 Hour Later…

"Well, I bet Phones will think twice about makin' fun of me now."

"So you talked things over? That's great!"

"Talked? No, no, I chunked rocks at him when he dissed me."

"Beat?! Why would you do something so terrible?"

"We don't live in a glass house so I figured I was good."

"…"


Author's Note: Merry Christmas! Feel free to comment with your favorite adage if you want to see how I will twist it in future chapters.

Crow