I've been wanting to do this for AGES now! Although I wanted to post it later on... Oh well! Aghh, I had to reread the book for me to do this. Special just for you guys because you guys are literally the best. Also, I have almost 5,000 views! That's crazy! This chapter will be extra long, though. Or at least, I hope it'll be. Time to listen to some Bangtan and Metal :)

Also, if it wasn't clear, I do not own Alice In Wonderland. The original is by Charles Lutwidge Dodgson (Lewis Carroll)

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Leo knocked gingerly on the door.

It wasn't as late as he thought it was, but it was definitely dark. It had just rained, and most campers turned in early.

Piper opened the door, raising an eyebrow. "Leo?" She asked, picking at her fingernails. The Cherokee was wearing a pair of red slippers and bunny pyjamas. Her hair was a little bit tousled, as if she had just woken up from a nap.

"Uh... hey. Can I come in?" Leo leaned back and forth.

Piper looked at her wrist at her watch. "Oh geez..." She looked up to Leo again. "What time is it?" She squinted her eyes at her watch, wondering if it was wrong.

"Uh.. about 7?" Leo guessed, looking at the sky. Piper's bunny ear twitched.

Bunny ear.

"Oh geez. Sorry Leo, I really have to go! I have an audience - with the king, you know?" Piper dashed past her friend, gathering herself up.

Leo stood there for a second. He turned around quickly, to see if he really saw that. He had. There Piper was, running away from him, with a pair of bunny ears sticking out of her hair. Real ears.

"W-Wait!" Leo cried, following his friend. He ran after her, only to see her disappear. He looked around before spotting a hole in the ground. "Might as well..." Leo shrugged his shoulders before hopping into the hole.

The hole seemed to slow time, making Leo fall slower. He observed his surroundings, seeing all sorts of things.

As long as it felt, he ended up landing in a large room. The room was filled with doors of all sizes, very large ones to tiny ones, barely the size of his pinkie. Leo looked around for a bit before seeing a small key on a table. He picked it up, looking at it with curiosity. He found a door that the key might unlock, but it was far too small for him to enter.

He peeked through the keyhole, only to see a very lush garden. Determined to discover more, he looked around once again. "Weird..." Leo tilted his head. He placed the key on the table before observing the second item, a strange drink with a taped sign on it. "Drink Me..." Leo read.

He picked it up and took a sip of it. It tasted a bit spicy, almost like a chilli powder. He frowned before reaching to get the key.

Until he realized he had shrunk a hell lot.

"Aww, man!" He shouted, jumping up as if he were going to reach the top of the table. Now what?

He turned his head to see a small cake with currants that said EAT ME.

Leo smiled.

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"Oucchhhh!"

Leo had grown to the point that his head hit the ceiling. He sat down, holding his head. It had hurt a hell lot, and he could feel tears forming at the brink of his eyes. He forced them back, as a 'true man' would do. (AN: tsk, tsk.)

Leo thought of where he was, and what had happened. A Piper-rabbit, falling into a hole, going into some weird other dimension. He would never see any of his friends again. Nico, Reyna...

Percy.

He felt a single tear fall, a remnant of what was going to come down a few moments earlier. It was small to him, but once he shrank again due to a fan he had picked up, it was massive.

He swam around in it for a bit before getting out. Leo sat on the dry area for a bit before spotting the Piper-rabbit again.

"The Duchess' gloves! Where are they?" She yelled frantically, spotting Leo. "You!" She shrieked. "You must find the Duchess' gloves! Into the house, you go!" Piper ushered Leo into a popped up house.

As soon as he entered, he began growing at a rapid pace. Leo became huge, drawing a crowd of animals to his attention. The horrified rabbit ran off again, muttering to herself. "The gloves, the gloves! Bill!"

The crowd of animals began throwing pebbles at Leo's big arm. "Ugh, now what?" He turned to see that the stones became little pastries instead. He popped a few in his mouth gratefully and turned back to a somewhat normal size. "The food in this world!"

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After wandering around for a bit, Leo came across a mushroom. On it was a caterpillar, holding a little notebook and a lollipop. The caterpillar was blonde and pretty, lounging back on the large mushroom.

"Ah, hello there, Leo." She said without turning her head. "I'm Annabeth. Now, welcome to my consolation classes."

"Wha..."

"Tell me. Are you having a.. mm... identity crisis? Like you don't know where you belong, or HOW you belong?" Annabeth tapped on her notebook, scribbling down another fact.

Leo tapped his foot before he began to wonder. "Well... recently, I've been feeling quite small to others and sometimes too much of a nuisance." The sentence was a bit too literal for Leo's taste.

"Mmm, well, we really cannot do much about things in life, can we? A bit like a Coming-Of-Age drama. Oh gosh, I love those movies." Annabeth rambled. "The ones where the protagonist just is quite stupid at the start, and realizes something at the end but is still quite stupid!" She laughed, gesturing for Leo to move on.

He was about to, anyways, before she added something in. "Oh, before I forget, break off a piece of this mushroom, eh?" She pointed to the mushroom she was sitting on. Leo noticed the chewed up edges and bumpy curves. "One side shrinks you a fair bit, while the other really make s you larger."

Leo walked towards the mushroom taking in all the information and held a hand on it. With a snap, he broke off a piece small enough for him to eat.

"Th-Thanks... Annabeth..." His thoughts sparked. Shaking his head, Leo took a bite of the mushroom. It was chewy and stale, tasteless and thorough. He closed his eyes before opening them, only to see that he was as small as ever.

Frantically, Leo took a bite of the other mushroom side. This time, he grew taller than the tress, where a pigeon mistakes him for a serpent. After a few unwanted pecks in the eye, Leo made himself a reasonable height and carried on.

"I'm surprised I don't have food poisoning yet." He mumbled, slouching and continuing on.

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"Sir!" The Fish Footman yelled. He was handing a letter to the Frog Footman. "Sir, this is for the Duchess.

"An invitation? Well, I never." The latter remarked, thanking the fish and hopping away.

Leo watched the transaction in front of him, following the talking Frog to a grander mansion, sneaking in. He was met with several sights.

A.) The crazy cook throwing around strong spices in soup, making Alice, the Duchess, and the baby sneeze.

B.) The baby. Ah, the baby in the regal Duchess' hand.

C.) A Cheshire cat with a huge grin, lounging around a pillar.

"Oh!" The Duchess cried, placing the baby on her throne. The tiny baby giggled, crawling down the stairs and around the mansion. "A visitor! Well, what a turn of events!" The Duchess smiled, looking over Leo.

"Er - Duchess Reyna - " The Frog Footman interrupted, holding the letter in his hand.

"Hmm? What is it?" Reyna asked, flipping her hair behind her back. She spotted the letter in her Footman's hand, grapping it. "Oh! A letter! For me?" As if all the letters were not for her.

She opened it daintily, unfolding the fancy letter. Slowly, Reyna's eyes grew in fear, taking a cautious step back. "I-I must go. It was great meeting you Leo." She scooped up the baby from where she had crawled. "Here's Thalia. Take care of her!" The Duchess slipped out without a word, putting on a fur coat.

Leo looked at the baby in his arms.

"Well, what a twist."

Leo turned his head to see a grinning cat. The Cheshire. "Y-You can talk?" He all of a sudden saw the cat disappear, only to reappear in a tree.

"Why would I not be able to?" The cat wondered, flashing an even larger grin. "I am, of course, the one and only Cheshire - but I'd like to identify better as Travis. He disappeared again, reappearing on the couch.

"Or Connor. Depends on my preference. Anyways," Travis - or Connor - flicked his tail to a little house not far. "That's the March Hare's place. You might want to consider heading there, mm?"

The Cheshire's grin didn't fade, but the rest of his body did. Eventually, all Leo saw was a white toothy grin floating by itself. He shook his head, murmured a thanks, and headed to the little house.

He suddenly realized he had never told the Duchess his name.

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"Ah, so a cake, right? We have many of those." The March Hare offered, eating it himself.

"Thank you Ms. March Hare, but-" Leo was cut off by chuckling.

The March Hare held out a hand. "Call me Lacy. Please."

"Alright, Lacy, but I have a baby with me right now and I need to find the Duchess."

Lacy frowned. "Oh, but it's not really a baby, is it?" Surprisingly, in Leo's arms were a pig instead of a baby! "I'm also quite sorry for our fellow Dormouse here. Nyssa, wake up!" She knocked the other's arm. The Mad Hatter snorted and muttered an 'idiots' before taking a sip of his tea.

"Nico, don't be rude!" Lacy frowned as she finally woke Nyssa up.

Leo tapped his foot impatiently. "This is all very nice, but I'm looking for-"

"Yes yes, the Duchess to return that pig of hers!" Nico, the Mad Hatter, grunted. "You'll have to pass these few riddles though, eh?"

"Am I entitled to say Come At Me, Bro?"

Nico laughed. A good, hearty, true laugh. "Here's a stumper for you. Why is a raven like a writing desk?"

Leo paused, confused, before spouting out a confident answer. "Do YOU know the answer?"

"Why," Nico chuckled once again. "I don't have the slightest clue myself!" They shared a small laugh before Nyssa stepped in.

"Actually, they can both produce a few flat notes, and never-"

"Nyssa, shut up! You're breaking the fourth wall!"

"Sorry boss." The mouse said before dozing off once again.

The Hatter grunted before taking another sip from his teacup. "Well, I'm still quite mad. We have to stick 'round to having tea all day because that cursed Time kept it 6PM! Time knows I am very strict to my schedule!" The Mad Hatter, Nico, leaned back."I suppose I might as well pass on a few more good ones. Tell me, then-"

"I'd love to stay!" Leo rushed out. He calmed himself. "But I suppose I must REALLY find the Duchess Reyna to return the pig to her-" He noticed the pig had walked away a few minutes ago. "Ahem. Thank you for the tea."

Leo turned on his heel and began walking away.

#

A garden was what he came across. He also came across three people, painting roses. "Oh dear," One of them said. "Oh dear, oh dear. We must finish this quickly!"

"Hurry along, then!" One of the others spat back.

The last one, doing her work silently, addressed the others. "Katie! Miranda! We haven't time for arguing!"

(AN: At this point, the story takes a twist.) Suddenly, the Queen of Hearts walked in, flocking her 2 bodyguards and even the Cheshire cat.

"A horrid job you're doing." She glared at one of the other workers, the moving man. "Off with his head!"

Immediately, a whole new flock of guards came 'round, taking the man into the castle.

The Queen looked around before spotting Leo. She stalked right up to him, looking him in his face. "You come for the Duchess, do you not?" He nodded quickly. The Queen of Heart's eyes softened, thinking of a certain person. "Well, perhaps, you would rather meet the King."

At the words of 'The King' Leo felt a twinge in his heart. He licked his lips before following the crazy Queen inside.

He was greeted with a grand entrance, a red carpet, and many, many cards. The Queen of Hearts muttered something to herself before taking a seat beside the King.

The King was something different. He had two hearts, one on the top and one on the bottom. His face was covered with a blue hood, matching the blue robes draped around his leather-clad body.

"This man seeks the Duchess." The Queen whispered to the King, looking Leo over. The King followed suit, as he nodded to his Queen.

Said woman got up once again and walked over to Leo. Once face-to-face, she put her hand on his shoulder and smiled.

"He's all yours."

She disappeared like the Cheshire who was still lounging around everywhere, with his signature grin plastered on his face.

Leo stared in awe as he slowly walked up to the hooded king.

Blue...

King...

Percy...

Leo stiffened.

The King stood up and took a step forward. Then another. And another. It was a routine before he was standing right in front of Leo.

He slipped his hood off.

"Do you know how long I've been waiting to see you again?" The King growled, clenching his fists. "All the idiots and dimwits that got to see you before I did." He placed a hand at the back of his neck, scratching it awkwardly.

It was enough to initiate the ultimate Leo-sense. His hand grazed against the edge of the hood before abruptly pushing it back, only to be met with one of the most important faces in his life...

"Percy..."

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"PERCY!"

Leo awoke to the shouting of a certain blonde running around campus. Leo ran his hand through his hair, thinking about the weird dream he had just experienced.

Ah, thank the gods! That was the weirdest dream I've ever had. At least it was all fake.

He looked outside at the Sea Prince running around with one of his oldest friends, grinning like a Cheshire. One second, Leo swore Percy spared a glance into his cabin.

Well, maybe not all of it.