Beta'd by the Wonderful Sunflower Fran. Any mistakes left are all mine!

Chapter 15

Bella

We sit in our first class seats flying to see my parents, sipping on champagne and staring into each other's eyes Alice and Jasper are across the isle from us. Carlisle, and Esme in front of us.

The weeks following Thanksgiving have been spent in engagement bliss. However, we were both extremely busy. Edward worked like a mad man to make sure we won't be disturbed over our Christmas break and I had finals. Not to mention that traveling two days before Christmas is a little hectic, but at least, we're leaving the city.

In between studying, I spend time researching wedding venues. I loved the resort where Alice and Jasper were married, but feel it should be their memory and Edward and I should have ours. Hence, why I'm still searching for that special place.

Edward kisses me lightly, whispering words of adoration. Under the blanket that covers my lap, one of Edward's fingers teases my nipple. I let out a breathy moan and he gives me a knowing smirk.

"Asshole," I whisper against his lips.

"Brat," He whispers back.

We smile with our heads press together, until the slutty stewardess comes and interrupts us – again.

"Sir, would you like anything else?" She bends down looking at him all dreamy.

I take my left hand and drape it over Edward's thigh. My ring shines brightly knowing that it has to ward off evil. I tap my fingers up and down doing a little melody on his thigh. Her beady eyes focus on my hand, zooming in on my ring as if she was a fucking robot.

She plasters on a fake smile, "What a lovely ring."

"Thank you. We're good here. We will call you if we need anything. Thanks!" I say to her in my perfect, flight attendant voice.

She turns away and I swear I saw an eye roll. I will knock those eyes out of her damn head.

My Asshole!

Edward takes me by the neck pulling me into him for a fierce kiss.

"I love a jealous Brat, it's so fucking sexy." He takes my lips kissing me way too passionately for public consumption.

A throat clears loudly and I pull back in embarrassment only to find Jasper staring at us. Edward gives him the finger and Alice and I laugh at them.

Jasper and Edward have been bickering like little kids since Thanksgiving. The tree house is a constant fight now that Alice is pregnant. They are becoming a tad bit annoying. I mean I never knew about the damn tree house and now it's all I hear, their kids and the tree house. I try to remind Edward that our own children are not in the near future but he just ignores me and continues his bickering.

Landing in Seattle, we leave the plane hand in hand but not before I give the skanky stewardess the bitch eye. She's lucky I'm nice or I would've slapped that bun loose.

After everyone gets their luggage, we hop in the two SUVs we've rented and make the four-hour drive to my hometown of Forks, Washington.

Edward and I are all alone on the drive as Carlisle, Esme, Jasper and Alice follow behind us.

Edward can't keep his hands off me. Driving on - handed his free hand teases my nipple, strokes my thigh before moving between my legs and up the dress I'm wearing. My breath hitches and I look over at him to find a cocky smirk on his face.

"You are such an asshole." I moan as he presses two of his fingers against my clit.

"I thought you loved my asshole ways, baby." He throws a wink my way and I roll my eyes at him.

Not one to be totally outdone by him, I reach over and undo his pants one handed.

"You take it out, you better use it." He looks over at me pointedly.

Unbuckling my seatbelt, I use my other hand to take his cock out of his underwear. His seat is already as far back as it can go, so my head easily slides into place.

I slowly suck him into my mouth until my nose is touching his underwear. He lets out a deep groan grabbing hold of my hair. Moving up and down, I make sure that my teeth graze his cock,

"Oh, baby." Edward starts guiding me with his free hand.

"Mmmm," I moan out in pleasure.

His cock hits the back of my throat and I take him in deeper, increasing my suction and hollowing my cheeks.

"Fuck, Bella!" The car swerves a little and I release him quickly.

"You crash us and I'm stopping!" I look up at him.

"I'm not crashing, you're too important." He says simply.

He's the sweetest asshole.

Working on him once again, I start moving faster, sucking harder, until he's thrusting up into my mouth. His hand is gripping my hair keeping me in place. It feels so fucking good to be his.

"Fuck, I'm coming!" He stills and comes in my mouth.

I swallow every drop. His cock pops out of my mouth and I give it a loving peck, before I sit up and put it away.

"I love you, Asshole."

"I want you so fucking badly, Brat." He looks over at me hungrily.

"Tonight, but you have to be quiet; my room is next to my parents." I put my seat belt back on.

"Me? You're the loud one, baby. Maybe I'll fuck you with my hand over your mouth." He says laughing at his little remark.

The thought actually kind of excites me, "Promises, promises."

He swerves again and I just laugh at him.

~~FYR~~

We pull up to my house; I smile at the two-story home with blue shutters. I've always loved this house. It was a little large for my family of four but we had constant visitors, so the place never seemed empty.

Everyone starts walking up the porch when the door bursts open and my mother runs out. I thought that she would run to her newly pregnant daughter, but I was wrong. Then I thought maybe she was coming towards her newly engaged daughter.

Wrong.

Again.

My mother, Renee Swan runs directly for my fiancé and throww her arms around him. His hands are fill with our bags and his wide eyes show his surprise.

"Oh, Edward! I'm so happy you're joining our little family." She gushes releasing him and patting his cheek affectionately.

"Renee, how are you?" He awkwardly shuffles around her so that she can't hug him again.

Alice glares at our mother, clearly jealous of Edward. I'm starting to see a theme here. Edward equals a jealous Alice, especially when pregnant.

"Mom! I'm the pregnant one, shouldn't you be excited to see me?" She rolls her eyes at our mother.

"Alice, women have been having babies since the beginning of time. Don't be a martyr." She says finally turning to give her a hug.

"Mom, dial it down a little, I would hate to have to fight you over my man." I stare pointedly at her.

She's ridiculous.

"Rahr!" My mother claws in my direction, causing everyone to laugh, "Somebody is really whipped. Any time a woman will fight her own mother over a man it must be good!"

"Mom! You weren't this bad with Jasper." Alice yells.

"That's because Jasper is a cutie but Edward, he just oozes sexiness." At this, she winks at him.

I stand up putting an end to this madness, "We are going upstairs to unpack."

Esme and Carlisle stand up as well, "We're going to go get our things out of the car." Carlisle says to us before I drag Edward up the stairs.

Once inside my room, Edward's arms circle my waist pulling me to his body. "Please tell me I don't have to deal with her flirting the rest of my life. It's a little fucking creepy."

I stand on my tiptoes pecking his lips, while running my fingers through his hair, "Did the big bad cougar scare the Asshole?"

I make cute little pouty faces at him. He pinches my side causing me to laugh.

"How would you like it if my Dad hit on you all the time." He raises an eyebrow at me and I visibly shutter.

Carlisle's a handsome elderly man but he's right, that's just fucking wrong. My mother never has had boundaries though and I love her for it. I walk out of his arms and put one of our suitcases on the bed to start unpacking.

"What are you doing?" He asks as he slips his hands under my dress.

His lips find a sensitive spot on my neck and I let out a wanton moan. "I said we were unpacking."

One of his hands starts fondling my breast, "Hmm, I thought that was code for 'I'm going to fuck my fiancée.'"

"No, Asshole, that was code for we need to unpack." I try to push his hand away, but he turns me around.

Picking me up, he takes me to the other side of the bed where there is no luggage. Kissing my neck, he squeezes my ass. Edward lays us down grinding his hard-on into me, I moan out in pleasure, my hands gripping his messy hair.

"No more fucking unpacking, Brat," he says as one of his hands ghost up my thigh.

"Your wish is my command –"

"Sweet Pea! Where are you?" My dad's loud voice interrupts us.

Edward groans in frustration but we get up and rush down stairs.

"There she is! I can't believe my baby is engaged." He opens his arms wide and I rush into them.

"I'm really starting to feel neglected. I'm having a damn baby, people!" Alice shouts all bratty-like.

This baby has her acting straight crazy!

Dad turns to her with one arm around me, "What are you talking about; I just hugged you and rubbed your belly. Ali you know I love you, but Bella is my Sweat Pea."

His glare turns to Edward, "You, you hurt her and I'll bury you so deep in the Olympic National Park you won't be found for years."

Edward sits, making sure to sit nowhere near my mother, "I hurt her you have my permission to kill me."

There's a collective sigh from all the women in the room, Jasper and Carlisle just stare at Edward. I remove myself from my father's hold and run over to my sweet asshole.

Oh, he's definitely getting some later tonight.

Edward

After her father threatened me two more times and her mother kept trying to hug me, Bella took me on a tour of her quiet little town. Everywhere we went people were happy to see her and her very handsome fiancé, they heard so much about from Renee.

I love seeing her like this, in her childhood element. It shows how much people love and respect her. A few even fear her and that shit turns me on. We drive down to La Push and walk hand in hand on the beach.

It's cold as fuck but damn it's beautiful out here. Bella snuggles up close to me as we walk on the beach.

"This place fits you, the town, the house, the beaches." I peck her lips as we make our way back to the car.

"I love it all, just not enough to live here permanently. Does that make me a terrible person?" She looks up at me with a sad smile.

"No, not at all. You know what you want and you've lived here and appreciate it. Plus you live where I live and I'm not living in small town USA." I open her car door and she gets in, rolling her eyes at me.

Once I'm in, I start it up, so the heat can warm our cold bones.

"I live where you live? So, if you lived on the street you would expect me to live there too?" She asks smiling at me as she rubs her hands together.

"Yes, but since I have you to take care of for the rest of my life, I will bust my ass to never have you on the streets." I lean over and peck her lips.

She lets out a very rare, girly sigh, "Sometimes you're the sweetest asshole."

"You bring out the best in me, without you I would just be an asshole." I smile at her as I back the car out of the spot.

It's true, without Bella I'd be just a mean motherfucker. She makes me better.

We drive back to her parents' house. Once we are settled in and I make sure that Bella's mom is nowhere near me, everyone decides to order pizza and watch movies.

The house is already decorated for Christmas. It's a bit over done with miniature Whoville and nativity scenes along with stockings for all of us and presents galore.

The night was spent talking about weddings and babies. I kept close to Bella, touching and kissing her. I would catch her father watching me every now and again. This entire family is fucking weird.

"Esme, we should go to the store tomorrow, to make sure you have everything you need for Christmas dinner. Everyone is bringing something, so you don't have to prepare much." Renee smiles over at my mother.

"Who usually cooks?" My mother asks.

Oh, here it comes; she won't believe that a mother of two really doesn't cook, especially on a holiday.

"Everyone brings a dish. Usually, Kate and my friend Sue do almost everything. I can make a mean cake, from a box, though!" Renee says excitedly.

My mother eyes widen at the word 'box'. I look over to Jasper, who is turning red trying to contain his laughter. Both Alice and Bella look at us, Bella hits me and Alice hits Jasper.

"Shut up you two, everyone can't cook like the Cullens!" Alice yells.

"I love a box cake, Al!" My brother leans over to kiss her.

Bella looks over to me, "Like you can make a cake from scratch."

I chuckle, pulling her closer to me. "I've been making cakes from scratch since eighth grade home economics class. Right, Mom?"

My mom smiles all giddy, "Edward is an excellent baker. He would bake for some of his clubs and say I did it."

"Really! Handsome and can cook. Charlie, I want a divorce." Renee nudges her husband.

"No. He's in love with Bella, let it go." Charlie says rolling his eyes.

"Dad, control your wife before I take my fiancé to a hotel because Miss. Cougar here, is after him." Bella says pointing at her mother.

"Edward knows I'm joking," she throws me a wink.

For fucks sake, I'm marrying into a crazy family.

I look over to Bella, who is laughing and shaking her head. I'll have to tolerate a crazy mother-in-law who hits on me for the rest of my life.

However, I'll do it happily just to be with my Brat.

A/N: Not long at all! But you all know I hate to keep you all waiting long for the next update. So I do try to push it out. I just got so much stuff I'm writing (none which I can share right now!). I don't have much to say which is weird b/c I never shut up! Love yall. Mean it!