Another shout-out to PrankK1ng with this one. I was looking through my little collection of adages when I saw this one from a review and I snapped my fingers as an epiphany hit.
Chapter 24: Curiosity Killed the Cat
"Aww, look at them together. They're so adorable!"
"Damn, yo, you such a fan girl, Rhyme."
"Hey now! You're hiding in the bushes WITH me, Beat."
"Well, it would just look creepy if we was watching them normally."
"Yeah…because this doesn't look creepy at all."
"Right? Wait, shaddup, Rhyme…I think they spotted us…"
"…"
"I know someone's in there! You had better come out now!"
"You sure someone's there, Neku?"
"Pretty sure. Here, lemme see Piggy."
"Ah! What are you doing with Mr. Mew?!"
"Fly, Piggy!"
"Ahhh!"
"Ouch! That hurt, dammit!"
"Mr. H?! What were you doing in the bushes?"
"Well, I was spying on you until you hit me with that pig!"
"For the last time, it's a CAT!"
"Whoa, where you goin', Shiki?"
"Hey, hey, slow down, sister!"
"…"
"Yikes, that could have been us, Beat."
"Right? Lucky for us, Mr. H was also creepin' on them."
"We should be more careful in the future. Curiosity nearly killed the cat."
"Nah, the cat was almost used to kill the curious."
"But it hit Cat!"
"So a curious Cat was nearly killed by a pig-like cat? Damn, this plot is too constipated for me to keep up with."
"I pray to God you meant convoluted."
