Two chapters in two weeks. My, aren't I the tenacious one?

Chapter 65: A Fool and his Money

"Beat! That's a kickass deck!"

"Thanks, Phones! I figured since I've been saving up for a while that it was time to treat myself."

"It is nice, Beat…but it had to have cost you quite a bit."

"Aw, quit your bellyaching, Rhyme. What's the point in earning money if you're never gonna spend it?"

"Oh, snap! Check it out, Beat! Wild Boar is having a sale!"

"Let's bounce, Phones!"

"Sigh…look at them go…I guess it was too much for me to hope that Beat might be able to hold on to his money responsibly. A fool and his money are soon parted, and frequently, it would seem…"

"Well, hello there, missy! Can I interest you in my limited time special blend? Just a sip of this baby will draw the eyes of all the guys your way!"

"Mr. H…what kind of desperate idiot do you take me for?"

("Ugh, that girl's just staring at us.")

("She must be incredibly lonely.")

("Is she maybe with that old guy?")

("I don't know…he's too old to be her brother, but too young to be her father. Maybe she's a gold digger?")

"…"

"…yes?"

"…I'll take two boxes of the blend."