Sorry it's been a while. Three more chapters to go. (And I promise, they will be released fairly quickly!) Shout out to everyone back to school!
Chapter 72: Better Safe than Sorry
"Oh my god! You guys aren't gonna believe what I just found!"
"What's the matter, Rhyme? You look flustered!"
"Beat! In his room – err, in the trash can, I saw, uhm, used…c-c-condoms…"
"Oh my god!"
"Yeah!"
"Well, uhm…he is technically old enough…"
"Yeah, I guess so…do you and Neku ever, uhm…you know?"
"Oh yeah, all the time."
"S-shut up, Neku! She's gonna take you seriously!"
"Calm down, Shiki. You weren't this shy last night."
"Neku!"
"Ouch!"
"Gah, I just don't know what to think anymore. Why does everyone have to grow up? Am I the only one destined to stay a kid forever?"
"Don't worry so much, Rhyme. Love will find you when it finds you!"
"That's true. And if Beat has to do it, I'm at least glad he's using protection. Better safe than sorry, as I always say."
"Wow, Rhyme! That sounds like a good condom slogan. 'Better safe than sorry'…"
"What about 'no glove, no love'?"
"That's so cliché. 'Don't be silly; protect your willy'."
"If you go into heat, package your meat."
"Cage that snake, then shake and bake!"
"Ooh, that's a good one. 'Don't be a loner; cover your boner'!"
"Would you guys stop? How do you have so many ways of saying the same shit?"
"These are wise sayings, Rhyme. For every worldly adage you've ever given us, I promise we can throw back one about safe sex."
"Oh, god…"
"I bet Beat jackhammers…"
"Neku, I swear to god…"
