Danny had been in an explainable good mood that day, even when Skulker attacked him on the way to school, even when the Box Ghost showed up during class, and even when Dash slammed him into his own locker. The grin never fell off his face.
Not that Sam and Tucker didn't want their friend to be happy. It was just very, very rare to see him actually smile nowadays. Especially like this.
So after the bell rung, Sam and Tucker cornered Danny and said, "Spill."
Danny, of course, was still grinning like an idiot. "I confessed to my one true love today."
Sam's expression immediately turned horrified. He didn't really think Valerie, the trigger-happy ghost hunter or Paulina, the shallow witch, was his one true love, right? Sam began to start cursing herself for never confessing.
Tucker had a similar expression. "What? I thought Sam was your one true love!"
Danny had the nerve to laugh. "No no, Sam is just a really good friend. Here, let me tell you how it happened."
His parents were out to chase the Box Ghost, Jazz was studying at the Library, and Danny finally had some time to himself.
"Finally, this is when I can confess." He said aloud, whipping out some red roses. "I have always loved you since the day we met. Will you please be my girlfriend?"
The thermos shook in his hands slightly, almost dropping to the floor.
Danny beamed, interrupting the shake as a yes. "Thank you so much! I will make sure that you have the best first date of your life!"
The thermos didn't respond. He then proceeded to kiss the thermos while running out of his room in happiness.
"And that's how it happened." Danny said dreamily, while Sam and Tucker were flabbergasted.
"Dude...you're joking, right?" Tucker asked, certain that his friend was insane otherwise.
"Why would I joke about such an important matter?"
Tucker seriously started to question why he was friends with him, while Sam was still flabbergasted that she was beaten to the punch by a thermos. The Fenton Thermos. An inanimate object.
Meanwhile, Vlad was looking horrified as he watched through the cameras he secretly installed in the Fenton's house.
"Why, Daniel, why?"
And that wraps it up for the Cream Soup pairing, which is basically a Danny/Thermos ship. It already existed, so I can't claim credit for it, but I couldn't resist not writing something about it. I wonder what devious ship I will write about next? Hmm...
