Captain's log - Stardate 2261.134

Some power fluctuation that occurred while we were beaming back onboard has thrown us into a peculiar alternative dimension. We're on an anemic version of our Enterprise with personnel that bear only the faintest resemblance to the ones back home.

Bones has bought us some time by declaring we all needed to be examined after the malfunction. We need to find a way to reverse this quickly. Assuming our counterparts are similar to the ones we've met, they won't survive long. If something happens to them, we might be stuck here.