Captain's log - Stardate 2261.182

No wonder Capellans are so strict about other men being around their women. Seems there's an old custom that the first male to touch a newborn lays claim to that child, so the boy is acknowledged here as having two fathers - Akaar and Bones. As the only living father, Bones was able to appoint Keel and his woman Maheen as the guardians of the boy - named Leonard James Akaar.

I find that far funnier than I probably should. Another plus to the day, Koloth wasn't terribly concerned about Kras getting himself killed.