In Antarctica; a bunch of penguin's were just minding their own business when a Groundbridge portal opened up and Ironhide emerged from it.

The portal closed up.

Ironhide started shivering.

"Damn this place is cold. How can it be cold, I'm a robot from another planet." said Ironhide.

The Penguins saw the Robot and are shocked by him.

One was so shocked she laid an egg.

Ironhide chuckled nervously and walked off.

However; four penguins, one with reverse colors, one with a tie around his neck, one with a huge bald spot on his head, and one tall one followed the Autobot.

Ironhide stopped and the penguins stopped as well.

The Autobot turned to the penguins.

"Hmm, weird." said Ironhide.

He continued to walk off.

The Penguins looked at each other and continued to follow Ironhide.

The Autobot stopped as well as the penguins and the bot turned to the penguins.

Ironhide groaned.

"Okay..."Ironhide said before turning into his truck mode and opened up his passenger side door, "Get in."

The penguins jumped up into the Autobot before he closed his door and drove off.

In a jungle; a ground bridge portal opened up and CatDog, Prowl, and Windblade emerged from it before the portal disappeared.

Prowl looked all over the place.

"Nice place." said Prowl

"Not to me." said Windblade

Cat and Dog smiled.

"Lets hope Mom and Dad arrive to help." said Dog.

Another ground bridge portal opened up and Randy came out of it mad.

"To soon." said Cat.

"Alright you, spit him out." said Randy.

Cat became confused.

"Who?" said Cat.

"Theresa's mouse you keep on trying to eat." said Randy.

"I never ate him." said Cat.

Randy pressed down on Cat's head, causing his tounge to stick out with Theresa's mouse on it.

Theresa's Mouse is angry.

"Its about time." said the Mouse.

He pulled out a mallet and hit Cat's head very hard.

"Guess who's on top of the food chain now bitch." said the mouse.

Cat is shocked.

"When did he begin to talk?" asked Cat.

Everyone raised their shoulders in confusion.

Randy grabbed the mouse and went into the ground bridge portal before it closed up.

Prowl pulled the top of his head off, causing a satellite to emerge from it.

Windblade noticed it.

"What're you doing?" said Windblade.

"Looking for any form of prehistoric life in fossilized states." said Prowl.

The Kabuki Bot nodded.

"Okay, I'm detecting some fossils just thirty miles south of here." said Prowl.

The three walked off.

In New York City; Long Arm was driving around the city with Hal inside of him.

Long Arm grumbled.

"Of all the people I could have been paired up with, it has to be a big billed bird." said Long Arm.

"I'm a toucan." said Hal.

He got out of Long Arm and went to a manhole cover.

"The ninja turtles are visiting their old home. Check this out." said Hal.

He knocked on the cover.

"HEY, I GOT A TON OF FREE PIZZA UP HERE!" yelled Hal.

Mikey poked his head out.

"Pizza? Booyakash-"Mikey said before Hal bashed him on the head several times.

The turtle then passed out before Hal put the man hole cover back on.

Long Arm is shocked.

"You actually do something that cruel?" said Long Arm.

"Yeah, why?" said Hal.

Long Arm chuckled.

"I love it." said Long Arm.

Hal sighed.

"Why me?" said Hal.

With Tri Samurai and Bubbles; Samurai was in his Jet Ski mode as Bubbles was riding him over the Atlantic Ocean.

"So this is the Atlantic ocean." said Bubbles, "Neat."

"Said the bird who is as small as a Ball." said Tri Samurai

Bubbles became mad.

"Hey, I can grow in size right now. But I can't since we're out in the open and possibly close to someone who might be disturbed by this." said Bubbles.

On a boat; some fisherman was drinking tons of bottles of beer when he saw Tri Samurai and Bubbles.

He then became shocked.

"Huh ugly bird." said the fisherman

The man then tossed all his beer overboard.

"That's it, starting next week, I'm going to an alcoholic's anonymous meeting." said the fisherman.

At Bikini Bottom; Spongebob was operating a bulldozer at an abandoned dig site.

Patrick was currently eating lots of Ice Cream.

"What's you doing SpongeBob?" asked Patrick.

"Looking for a fossil, you even said you'd help out." said Spongebob.

"Help with what?" said Patrick.

SpongeBob groaned and looked at the readers.

"Now I know how Squidward feels every time is near me and Patrick." said SpongeBob.

Cutaway Gag

Spongebob and Patrick were laughing next to an annoyed Squidward.

The squid pulled out a pistol and aimed for his head.

He pulled the trigger, but only a bubble came out.

"Barnacles, our guns only shoot bubbles." said Squidward.

End Cutaway Gag

The bulldozer tapped something and Spongebob got out of it.

He went to the dozer area and dug up some type of fossil.

"Huh, neat." said SpongeBob and smiled.

Patrick looked at Spongebob.

"That sounds better from Sonic's mouth." said Patrick.

Spongebob groaned.

In the North Pole; Kim and Ron were walking all over the place with snow coats on.

"It's freezing here." said Ron.

"What'd you expect, we were sent here for a mammoth fossil." said Kim.

"Yeah, but I'm worried about Rufus." said Ron.

Rufus popped out one of Ron's coat pockets shivering in fear.

The mole rat mumbled a bit.

"I know." said Ron.

At the zoo laboratory; a ground bridge opened up and Spongebob and Patrick emerged from it before the portal closed up.

"Okay, now how does this reanimation machine work?" said Spongebob.

He looked at an instruction booklet and opened it.

However Patrick took the book and threw it away.

"Ah who cares let's just push some buttons and switches." Said Patrick who laughed crazy as he did just that.

SpongeBob sighed.

"When I see Squidward I'm gonna apologize to him about everything I did to him." said SpongeBob.

A ground bridge opened up and Ironhide emerged from it, still in truck form.

"Did you find anything?" said Spongebob.

"Yeah, but not what you'd expect." said Ironhide.

He opened up one of his doors and the four penguins walked out of the truck.

The penguins looked all over the place.

"Hmm, now this is a nice place." the reverse colored Penguin said sounding like Wayne Brady.

"Yeah, sure beats Antarctica." the tie wearing penguin said sounding like Jeff B. Davis.

"Hopefully I'll regrow my feathers I lost." the bald penguin said sounding like Colin Mochrie.

"You were bald when you were born." the tall penguin said sounding like Ryan Stiles.

Patrick laughed and pointed at the bald Penguin and the bald Penguin kicked the starfish in the balls.

The starfish grabbed his privates.

"MY ROCKS!" yelled Patrick.

The reverse penguin grabbed the reanimation booklet.

"Step one, put the fossil inside the machine." said the penguin.

Spongebob pulled out the fossil and put it in the machine.

"Step two, pull the lever." said the same penguin.

Spongebob pulled a lever and a trap door opened up underneath Ironhide and he fell down.

"Step three, make sure you didn't pull the wrong lever by mistake." said the same penguin.

Spongebob looked at the trap door and chuckled nervously.

"Oopsy." said Spongebob.

The trap door closed up.

Another door opened up and Ironhide emerged from it with an alligator biting his behind.

"Why do people even have levers like that?" said Ironhide.

He smacked the gator, causing it to run off while wimpering.

The Autobot sighed.

"Step four, push a bunch of random buttons even though the machine does the whole thing on it's own." the one penguin read.

Spongebob groaned.

"OH COME ON!' He shouted

The machine opened up and a saber tooth tiger named Soto emerged.

Everyone became shocked.

"I don't think that's a mammoth." said Spongebob.

Soto sniffed the air and growled.

"DIEGO!" yelled Soto.

He jumped out a window and roared.