Back at the drive in theater; the others were relaxing.
Ben was laughing.
"This is supposed to be scary? This seems more funny then scary." said Ben.
"Maybe now it is, but in the old days, it was considered scary as hell." said Bill.
"Good point." said Danny
"We should have done it at my house." said Sam.
"Agreed." said Kai.
Bill pulled out a medium sized bag of pretzel M & M's and started eating them.
"Mmm, pretzely." said Bill.
He held the bag over to Mina.
"Want some?" asked Bill.
Mina turned to Bill.
"Sure." said Mina.
Bill poured some M & M's into Mina's hand.
"So, how is it you know of everything on Earth?" said Mina.
Bill chuckled.
"I make a point to know all of the universe's secrets." said Bill.
Mina nodded.
"Even that monsters do exist." said Bill.
Mina chuckled.
"I thought so. If life does exist on other planets, then monsters must exist." said Mina.
Ben and Kai chuckled.
Bill's ear twitched.
He turned around.
"Something's happening, wait here, I'll be right back." said Bill.
He got out of the car and pulled out a blaster similar to the Dino Charge Morpher, but without the dino design, and it was blue before walking off.
"Wow, his first date in several months, and already he walks out on it." said Danny.
Mina sighed.
"I probably would have been better off playing some Metroid Prime." said Mina.
"You know what I don't understand about the Metroid games?" said Ben.
"Why Samus was revealed to be a female in the end of the first game?" said Kai.
Ben stared at Kai.
"Okay, that's something I still don't get. But I'm talking how Samus is even able to morph into a ball in her power suit without injuring herself, you'd think that the minute she does that, she'll injure herself." said Ben.
Cutaway Gag
On Planet SR388; Samus was in her power suit walking all over the place and found a Morph Ball.
She picked it up.
"Sweet, now I can morph into a ball and get through small spaces." said Samus.
She curled up into a ball and a cracking sound was heard.
"All of my bones are broken." said Samus.
End Cutaway Gag
"That still confuses me to this day." said Ben.
With Bill; he was walking around the city with his blaster out.
He saw Goldar, Rito, and Batja with his Particle Accelerator Cannon and snuck up behind them before aiming his blaster at the back of Rito's head.
The skeleton became shocked.
"Don't even think about it." said Bill.
Rito laughed and summoned his arm cannon thing.
"You shouldn't think about it." said Rito.
"Yeah." said Goldar.
Bill put a hand behind his back and grabbed his Plumber badge and turning it on.
"Yeah? I should warn you, I'm fast with a trigger." said Bill.
Suddenly; a jellyfish monster, a squid monster, and a lion monster appeared.
"You didn't think we'd come without reinforcements now did you Sonic the Hedgehog knockoff?" said Batja.
"Wish I had thought of that." said Bill.
A hawk screeching sound was heard and Ben as Kickin Hawk landed on the lion, burying it in the ground.
"Oh wait, I did." Bill said as he smirked.
The Ssuid Monater is shocked.
"Uh oh." He said.
Kickin Hawk started kicking the squid non stop.
"This is just a warm up, the real fun's about to start." said Kickin Hawk.
The Lion Monster is mad and pulled out a Bazooka.
"We'll take this You Chicken." said the Lion and blasted Ben.
Kickin Hawk went crashing into a car before turning back to Ben.
Ben activated the omnitrix, slammed down on it and became Whampire.
"Ha, ha, you won't have to rely on the sun to stop me, it'll be hours till it's up again." said Whampire.
The Jelly Fish monster smirked.
"Oh yeah?" He said and pulled out a Sum Staff and pressed a Buttom and sun light blasted Whampire.
The vampire alien ran around in circles while screaming.
"Big mistake, big mistake." said Whampire.
He hit the omnitrix and became Diamondhead.
Batja is shocked.
He turned to Rito and Goldar.
"Don't just stand there you fools, get him." said Batja.
Goldar charged towards Diamondhead with his sword out.
Diamondhead made both his hands into swords.
Goldar laughed.
"Two swords?" asked Goldar. "What good will they do?"
"You'll see." said Diamondhead.
The two started clashing swords with each other.
Danny in ghost form, Sam, Kai, and Mina appeared.
"Alright, now who are we dealing with?" said Kai.
Danny saw Batja, Rito, and Goldar.
"Nothing serious." said Danny.
The jellyfish monster almost stung Bill who pulled out some type of Dino Charge like Charger.
"Okay Powersuit Charger, don't fail me now." said Bill.
He took off his hat and threw it on Danny's head and put the charger in his blaster before pressing down on the blaster.
"Powersuit charger, engage." said the blaster.
Suddenly; the blaster transformred into a suit very similar to Samus's power suit in Metroid Prime.
Everyone looked at the suit in shock.
"Huh, neat." said Danny.
Diamondhead managed to knock out Goldar.
"Now that I hear that phrase from someone else, it does sound better coming from Sonic." said Diamondhead.
"No when Sonic says it it sucks." said Rito who and smirked as he raised his sword up. "MAKE OUR MONSTERS GROW!"
Soon lightning came from the sword and strikes the monsters making them bigger and powerful.
Bill shot Rito in the chest, causing him to fall apart.
"Zip it you." said Bill.
Diamondhead hit the omnitrix and became Way Big.
"ITS WAY BIG TIME!" shouted Way Big.
Bill looked up.
"My very own Megazord would be able to turn those things to dust. But I left them back on my farm." said Bill.
He put his non cannon hand on his back and felt something.
He pulled out a charger and looked at it.
"My Megazord charger." said Bill.
He smirked.
"Time to call my friend." He said.
"The rabbit you hang out with?" said Mina.
"No not Hopper." said Bill.
He opened up a door in his cannon arm and put the Megazord charger in it before closing the cannon.
"Megazord charger, engage." said the blaster.
Bill smirked but unknown to him Bunicula saw him and smirked.
The rabbit chuckled before pulling out a pump action shotgun and firing a round at Bill.
But the farmer moved out of the way as the round ended up hitting a restored Rito who fell apart again.
"GODDAMMIT!" yelled Rito.
Bunicula growled and shouted stuff in his language.
Suddenly; a blue version of the Red Dragon Thunderzord appeared before turning into a warrior mode with a cannon for a right hand.
Everyone but Bill looked at the zord in shock.
"Huh, neat." said Mina.
"I love it when she says it." said Kai.
Bill's powersuit started shooting out some exhaust from the back but stopped after a few seconds.
The hedgehog groaned and turned on some type of comm link in his helmet.
"Scotty, beam me up." said Bill.
He was then beamed out of the area.
Everyone stared on in shock.
"Okay, all those who favor Star Wars over Star Trek raise your hands." said Goldar.
"I like both." said Way Big.
"Same here." said Kai.
"I hate them both." said Batja
"I don't get what's the difference." said Rito.
"The difference is that Star Wars is said to take place in the past and the clothes seem like old times, while Star Trek takes place in the distant future with futuristic clothing." said Goldar.
Everyone just stared at him.
"I don't see a difference." said Danny.
Bill's Megazord shot at Goldar, Rito, and Batja, sending the three far away.
Inside the Megazord that looked like the cockpit to the Dino Charge Megazord, Bill who was out of his power suit groaned.
"Who the hell cares about the differences to two different space franchises?" said Bill.
"Seriously?" asked Way Big and Punched one of the monsters.
"Star Wars fans and Trekies have been at each other's throats since the seventies." said Mina.
Cutaway Gag
At some type of comic convention; a guy dressed as a jedi and another dressed like a Vulcan were arguing.
"Star Wars." said the jedi.
"Star Trek." said the Spock eared guy.
The jedi pulled out a light saber and turned it on, revealing a blue sword.
The Trekie chuckled.
"Big deal, can you do this?" said the trekie.
He held his left hand up and did the Live Long and Prosper sign.
Everyone was confused.
The jedi sliced off the trekie's hand.
The trekie screamed.
"OH GOD, WHAT THE HELL'D YOU DO THAT FOR?!" yelled the trekie.
"You were pissing me off." said the jedi.
"I THOUGHT THAT WAS A PIECE OF SHIT TOY!" yelled the trekie.
He was then sliced in half down the middle by the jedi.
End Cutaway Gag
Bill's warrior mode zord shot the jellyfish several times.
The jellifish monster grabbed the zord and started electrocuting it, but had no effect.
The zord grabbed the monster's head and shot a powerful beam through it before the monster fell to the ground and exploded.
Bill chuckled.
"Resistant to electricity." said Bill.
He pulled out a charger and put it inside a podium that had his Charger blaster inside of it.
"Battle Axe charger, engage." said the device.
The cannon on the Megazord turned into a battle axe.
Everyone is shocked.
"Whoa, it reminds me of the Original Black Ranger's Power Ax." said Mina
Cutaway Gag
Zach in his black Ranger outfit was checking out his battle ax.
"I could get used to this." said Zach.
End Cutaway Gag
Bill's Megazord ran to the squid monster that was wrapped around Way BIg.
The zord then sliced a tentacle off the squid.
"AHHHHHHHHHHH!" The Monster screamed.
Way Big managed to blast a cosmic storm at the squid, making it explode.
The lion became shocked.
"Uh, can we talk about this?" said the lion.
"Triple cannon charger, engage." said the Megazord.
The Megazord's ax arm turned into a triple cannon blaster.
"Guess not." said the lion.
The Megazord Blasted the Lion.
"THATS A WRAP!" He shouted and exploded.
Bill climed out of his zord and got on the ground as Way Big turned back to Ben.
"What, you couldn't jump out of the zord or jump into it?" said Ben.
"I'm not as athletic as Sonic, believe me. I've spent so much time on my farm that I never got into any athletic stuff." said Bill.
Danny took off Bill's hat and put it back on his head.
"Thanks." said Bill.
"Quick question, there was a marmalade sandwich in your hat, why was there a sandwich in your hat?" said Danny.
Bill smiled.
"Emergency situation, why?" said Bill.
"A bunch of birds appeared and ate it." said Danny.
Bill became shocked.
"Aw fiddlesticks." said Bill.
