Grabbing hold of the Staff of Destruction, the runes on Saito's left hand began to glow as he aimed the weapon at Fouqet's massive golem. For you see the Staff of Destruction wasn't actually a magical artifact, but a Rocket Launcher, an M72 LAW to be more precise.

"There isn't any rocket launchers in Halkeginia!" Guiche blurted out. "This is supposed to be a medieval fantasy RPG, not Call of Duty."

"Well maybe a magic portal bought it through or some shit," Saito replied.

"Just like your shitty self insert Character then."

Saito gave a shrug. "Yeah, I guess so."

Gritting his teeth in frustration, Guiche turned his attention over to Kirche. "Can you please tell your boyfriend to play the game properly instead of trying to constantly wank his character."

"Hey, you were fine with my character being from Earth," Saito said.

"Yeah, but that was before I knew it involve bringing fucking RPGs to our RPG."

"Look Guiche, Saito says he'll only play so long as guns are involved," Kirche informed."

"But there's already guns in Halkeginia though."

"Yeah, but there's only muskets and flintlocks though. My character needs guns that aren't total shit. Besides, it's fucking magic. It can do whatever."

Guiche let out a groan.

"Look, can we just hurry this up please," said Louise. "We've already wasted enough time bickering about the rules."

"Alright, alright," Kirche replied. "Saito fired a rocket at the gigantic golem, instantly blowing it up into stone chunks and throwing Fouqet into the air. She-"

"A Rocket Launcher can't just one shot a triangle class stone golem like that!"

"Guiche, have you seen a LAW in action? Those babies can take out a tank in one hit. I'm sure they can manage a Golem."

"But that's ridiculous though. Next thing we know, you're gonna bring in a fighter jet, AKs and a Tank. There ain't no fucking tanks in Narnia."

"Halkeginia," Tabitha retorted.

"Whatever! He knows what I mean!"

"Look, if we make so that the rocket launcher only has one shot, will that make you happy," Louise said.

"Yeah, I guess so," Guiche. "I still think there should be more limits on his character. He just started a few days for Christ's sake."

"Quit your whining Guiche. I told you the second year campaign was gonna be more combat oriented," Kirche replied. "Now then. Foquet fell unto the dirt. However, the Earth Mage quickly fired a bolt of Stone at Saito, knocking the Staff of Destruction out of his hands. Using Earth Magic, Fouqet pulled the weapon towards her and into her hands, aiming it at the five teens. "You idiots! You fell right for my trap! I didn't know how to use the staff of destruction myself, but you dumb shits showed me how! Now die!" However, there was only the sound of the click upon pulling the trigger. Confused, she didn't see Saito's fist heading straight for her face. Instantly, she was knocked out cold. Saito, Tabitha, Kirche, Guiche and Louise all gained plus two intelligence and four-hundred XP. Saito gained an additional one-fifty XP and plus five respect."

"Kirche, please stop wanking your boyfriend." Saito let out a chuckle at Guiche's remark. "Oh shut up, she knows what I meant. Besides, do you even want to be here?"

"I'm just here for the food and because Kirche asked me to come. By the way Louise, these Quiche taste absolutely delicious."

"Why thank you. Cattleya made them for lunch yesterday."

"I know there's bacon and sausage in here, but what kind of cheese is this?"

"Havardi."

"Huh, I never would of thought to-"

"Continue?" Tabitha said.

"Right, Right," Louise replied. "Kirche, what's the next plot point?"

"Well there's the-"

"Uh, hello?" The five tilted their attention unto the chestnut haired girl standing at the top of the stairs. "I didn't knew you already had friends over Louise. I'm Henrietta, by the way."

"Sup," Tabitha greeted.