ZNT the RPG part 3

"So what game are you playing?" Henrietta asked as she sat down amongst the five.

""Zero No Tsukaima". "Familiar of Zero" in English." Saito informed.

"Sounds interesting. So is it a board game like Monopoly?"

"Uh...not exactly," Louise said. "The rules are a lot more complex and in depth."

"I'm sure I can figure them out after a quick explanation."

Two hours later.

"And that's how you play."

"That's a lot of rules for just a game and some of them seem kind of unnecessary."

"Most of them are. We often just ignore them for the sake of smoothness," Guiche replied. "Although some of us take it a bit too far."

"Well I'm certain I won't break any rules. Now for my character, I want her to be the princess of Tristian."

"What? You just can't have your character be royalty!"

"Guiche, just calm down," said Kirche. "Alright, we'll allow it, but since your character is a princess, we're only giving you six points to start off with instead of twelve. So choose carefully."

"Just put them all in water mage."

"You sure?"

"Of course I'm sure."

Kirche gave a shrug as she checked off Henrietta's character sheet. "Alright, your character is now a triangle class Water mage Princess of Tristian."

"Neat, so uh...what next?"

"We'll first you need to introduce your character to the Roleplay," Louise replied. "By the way, we're going for more combat oriented plots this time."

"Oh, maybe I could send you guys unto a secret mission to Albion in order to get a letter back before the rebels get it and use it for political leverage or something."

"Wait, Albion was at peace last time I checked."

"Guiche, stop being so picky all the time. Maybe a bunch of asshole Nobles lead by an even bigger asshole by the name of...Cromwell, decided to start a rebellion cause of taxes or because their Prince eats puppies or something," Saito said.

"No! Don't have the Prince eat puppies!"

"Alright, the King eats puppies instead."

"Sounds good to me. But why exactly are they delivering this letter for?" Kirche asked.

"Well you see, it's actually a secret love letter to Prince Wales Tudor of Albion."

Louise gagged.

"You okay?"

"Yeah, I'm fine Tabitha. I just threw up in my mouth a bit."

"And they must get it back because the Princess is supposed to get mar-."

"Cough Cough. That's-her-cousin's-name. Cough Cough."

"WHAT?!" everyone screamed out in unison. Henrietta gave Louise a glare.

"I'm gonna be sick."

"I thought this was supposed to be PG-13."

"Wait..." Saito turned his attention over to his girlfriend. "I thought this rated NC-17. So does that mean those erotic stories of my character having sex with the other characters non-canon then?"

"Shhh!"

"And why are you the only one left out? Even Guiche's character is included in on it. I'm kind of getting mixed signals from that."

"Wait, what?"

"Even my mother's?!" Louise shouted out.

He nodded. "Yup."

"Saito! Shut the fuck up!"

And so the entire group started screaming and arguing.

Henrietta gave a sigh. Tabitha seems pretty calm, I wonder what she's thinking about?"

God, shit, fucking damn it. I should of just watched Netflix and shit, but fuck no. I had to be a dumbass and come here to listen to my fucktard friends talk and moan about their weird ass fetishes. I want to punch them all in the face so badly...

"Hey, Tabitha are you okay?"

"Yeah, I'm good," she shrugged.

"I think you can just leave my character out of Albion. I'm just gonna head upstairs," Henrietta whispered as she escaped the massive bickering and took a seat at the dinner table. She sighed.

Louise, how in the world did you manage to make such...colorful friends?