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Earth date – May 2256, Friday of Memorial day weekend, Starfleet Academy
I say tomatoe, and you say tomato - outtake
Commander Spock – You have the potential to be an exemplary student Cadet Uhura. I see you have applied for a teaching assistant position?
Cadet Uhura – Thank you sir, yes sir
Commander Spock – There is a vacancy in the Communications department, do you want to accept it?
Cadet Uhura – Yes sir, most definitely.
Commander Spock – You will attend this office tomorrow, where you will begin your new duties.
Cadet Uhura - yes sir, but who will I be assisting?
Commander Spock – Me, of course.
Cadet Uhura's eyes widen but says nothing, turns and leaves his office.
Cadet Uhura enters turbolift – Damn, shit. I won't last a week.
Commander Spock goes over her academic record again. – High aptitude for Terran and nonTerran languages, exceptional ear, (mind drifts), long, slender brown legs, curvaceous posterior. (Blinks eyes rapidly) I am in need of a longer meditation session this evening.
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Earth date – May 2266, Memorial day, USS Enterprise, on the bridge
(Telepathic conversation)
Lt Uhura feels a sensation in the marital bond - Spock, stop caressing my behind with your mind, you're distracting me.
Commander Spock – I am assessing the curvature of your posterior.
Lt Uhura – Really, and what conclusion have you come to?
Commander Spock – If you truely desire to know, I will demonstrate my conclusion this evening.
Lt Uhura – Horny Vulcan
Commander Spock - Indeed
