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Earth date – May 2256, Friday of Memorial day weekend, Starfleet Academy

I say tomatoe, and you say tomato - outtake

Commander Spock – You have the potential to be an exemplary student Cadet Uhura. I see you have applied for a teaching assistant position?

Cadet Uhura – Thank you sir, yes sir

Commander Spock – There is a vacancy in the Communications department, do you want to accept it?

Cadet Uhura – Yes sir, most definitely.

Commander Spock – You will attend this office tomorrow, where you will begin your new duties.

Cadet Uhura - yes sir, but who will I be assisting?

Commander Spock – Me, of course.

Cadet Uhura's eyes widen but says nothing, turns and leaves his office.

Cadet Uhura enters turbolift – Damn, shit. I won't last a week.

Commander Spock goes over her academic record again. – High aptitude for Terran and nonTerran languages, exceptional ear, (mind drifts), long, slender brown legs, curvaceous posterior. (Blinks eyes rapidly) I am in need of a longer meditation session this evening.

Xxxxxxxxxxx

Earth date – May 2266, Memorial day, USS Enterprise, on the bridge

(Telepathic conversation)

Lt Uhura feels a sensation in the marital bond - Spock, stop caressing my behind with your mind, you're distracting me.

Commander Spock – I am assessing the curvature of your posterior.

Lt Uhura – Really, and what conclusion have you come to?

Commander Spock – If you truely desire to know, I will demonstrate my conclusion this evening.

Lt Uhura – Horny Vulcan

Commander Spock - Indeed