Captain's log - Stardate 2261.607
We beamed down well-prepared, but not for what we found. Breathable atmosphere, mild temperatures and an ornate stone building. We entered the building cautiously and found what looked to be our people almost immediately, but they were in strange ornate costumes from Earth's distant past and arranged as dance couples - Bones with Uhura and Sulu with Lopez. Most concerning is that they are like old-style wax mannequins - no signs of life.
Something has our communicators blocked - enough of this. Time to find whoever is responsible for this madness and end it.
