FEEL MY DESIRE CHAPTER 13
SIDE STORY: GRAY AND NATSU'S PECULIAR ADVENTURE
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Fairy Tail belongs to Hiro Mashima.
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A/N: This side story takes place prior to the main story. Chapter 14 has been posted as well :)
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"Remind me why I'm here, helping your ugly ass?" Natsu huffed in annoyance, trampling into the shoulders of the raven haired teen with more force than needed as the young man below holstered him through a second story window.
"Cause if you don't…"
"Lucy and I are gonna have a little talk about how I caught you trying to sneak off with one of her bras." Gray then grabbed onto the out streached arm which bared a red insignia.
"Too late…" The dragon slayers voice strained as he pulled his guild mate into the elegantly styled room.
"She already busted me…"
"Strolling down the street…Bra thrown over my shoulder like it was nobody's business."
"Ehhh? And you're still alive?" The dark hard man inquired with a snicker, nodding his head sharply and prompting his friend to continue.
"Of cause it was Lucy's business." Natsu rubbed his back absentmindedly, wearing a look of displeasure.
"Had to make up some shitty excuse 'bout playing ninja with happy and using her bra as a boob hamlet." The fire mage groaned.
"Aaaaand….She kicked your ass?"
"More like strangled me while bending me in ways men should never bend." The pink haired teen sulked in shame.
"Then she Lucy kicked me…."
"In the face?"
"In the nuts…" The slayer cringed.
"Oooooh!" Gray teased.
"Just the other day Happy paraded around the guild with his new 'Frisbee'…AKA Lucy's birth control pills…" The ice mage reminded.
"That wasn't even my fault….didn't stop her from bashing the shit outta me…"Natsu sighed sadly.
"Maybe because you didn't stop him when you saw him leave with it."
"Like hell was I gonna sit there and explain what contraceptives are….To Happy of all creatures….. And why the hell Lucy had them in the first place…" The slayer grimaced.
"Heh? Someone's jealous…" Gray chuckled loudly, finally making his through the room.
"Fuck you!" The pinkette cursed, rooted to the stop by the window.
"Ho…so you're not gonna deny it this time?"
The dragon slayer ignored the taunting voice, eyes following the movements of his friend who seemed to know his way around the foreign apartment quiet well for someone who claimed to have never been. The bored expression caked on his handsome face quickly turned into a look shock and then disgust when his wondering gaze fell upon something astonishing.
"Sweet mother of Mavis!" Natsu gagged, his legs trembling and threatening to give out.
"Oi, what's wrong?"
"Gray-teme…..Gray-teme everywhere…" Natsu pointed a shaky finger toward the direction of a plushie that resembled the ice mage seated on the edge bed and then toward the dozens of photos hanging above the headboard of the queen sized bed.
A thick vein pulsed angrily on the forehead of the shirtless mage. On any other day he would have been quick to retaliate….violently had it not been for the fact that they were short on time and in a deadly situation. Having broken into fairy hills in broad day light and now standing in an apartment on the same floor as the fearsome Erza, Gray reluctantly swallowed the vile taste of supressed aggression and opted to continue with his mission.
"Why did I bring this idiot…?" The ice mage mumbled as he continued his search for the allusive item, rummaging through drawers full of girly trinkets and clothing.
"Geeeee…." The dragon slayer stared at the colleague pasted on the pale blue wall, kneeling onto the large four poster bed that had been decorated with an array of mini pillows placed neatly at the head of the mattress, each baring a different design and fabric to the next.
"This chick is bat shit crazy ain't she?" He studied each picture thoroughly, scrunching his face in disgust at every nude clip he came across.
"Oi, Match-Brain….A little help would be nice." Gray shouted as he exited the bathroom.
"Mendokusai….Do you always nag like a woman?" Natsu sighed.
"No wonder you can't find a girlfriend." The fire mage ranted on as he strolled lazily to the side of his friend.
"Says the virgin panty-snatcher..."
"It was a bra…"
"And at least Luce ain't a creeper…" Natsu defended, gesturing toward the shine above her bed which earned him a snort in response.
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"So what are we looking for again?" He scratched head groggily.
"A neck chain…." The ice mage stated whilst continuing his search in another room, turning over some dishes, emptying out cereal boxes and looking behind the detergents with little luck while Natsu stood in the centre of the bedroom aimlessly scratching into his thick mass of hair, looking around with little interest.
"A necklace?"
"Can't you be normal and steal some panties?" The slayer called out unenthusiastically.
"My neck 'chain'…." Gray corrected.
"Juvia snatched it when I tried to escape."
"Oh…Did she try to rape you again?"
"I don't get why you keep turning her down….Are you batting for the other team?"
"You know Freed really wants the D, you two could probably…"
"THE FUCK?" The raven hair yelled.
"I got pretty hammered last night and she snatched as I was running…crawling away from her 'lock of love'."
"Only real men can challenge Cana to a drinking contest….and walk away with dignity" Natsu stated.
"You're right…If only I was half the man the man your mother was…" The ice mage snickered, awaiting a furious response from his team mate.
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"Oi, teme?"
"Did you finally roll over and die?" He called out as he entered into the bedroom again.
"Baka don't just stand there….."
"The fuck are you reading?" He stared sceptically at the black and grey book in the hands of the dragon slayer.
"Fifty….Shades of Grey….-'Sama'" Natsu eyed the hand written '-Sama label attached to the front cover.
"This chick wrote a book about you?"
"Don't be a Dumbass…Dumbass! It clearly says Zelon on the cover." The ice mage pointed out.
Natsu scratched at the edge of the sticker pulling it away from the glossy cover.
"Hey! Lucy has a book like this too!" His onyx eyes shimmered brightly.
"The scary part is that you only realized it after pulling the label off…" Gray mumbled to himself.
"Here you read." Natsu slapped the book into the mages bare chest, leaning over to get a closer look as the Gray flipped through the pages.
"Get your big head out the way!"
"And learn how to read while you're at it!" He grumbled before reading out loud.
"'Oh Liam, don't stop.' The bond submissive moaned in euphoric pleasure as he twisted the butt…plug….deep….errr…..THE FUCK AM I READING!?"
"MY EYES!" The dark haired teen let the book fall to the floor with a loud thump.
"Lucy is a freak." The pinkette eyes grew large with realization, bending over to pick up the disgarded piece of literature.
"DON'T PICK IT UP IDIOT!"
"You might damage you're pee brain even more than it already is." The ice mage kick the hard covered book sending it flying in the direction of the stuffed Gray doll and knocking it over. The loud metallic clank that sounded when the plushie collided with the hard wood floor grabbed the attention of the two males, Gray's eyes brightened while Natsu stared on obliviously.
"My chain!" He beamed, ripping off the silver chain with enough force to rip the dolls head off.
"We better get out of here." The slayer sniffed the air on high alert.
"Someone's coming."
"I knew you'd come in handy with that nose of yours." The raven haired mage laughed, mounting a leg on to the window ceil.
"I'm not a dog, Bitch!" Natsu kicked him on the back, hard enough to send him tumbling out the window.
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"Are you really gonna confess to Natsu-san when you return from your mission? " Juvia questioned.
"Juvia thinks that 3 weeks is a long time to ponder about something like this."
"Yeah…"
"This time I'll tell him for sure…" The silver haired beauty chirped.
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Until the next side story!
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Yes I'm a Bitch troll for cutting it off there. Decided to add in a few side (short) stories here and there. The next ones call 'Lucy goes on a date'. Remember that these half chapters have taken place before the main story.
And just in case anyone's wondering, no I will not be turning Lisanna into a Natsu crazed psycho. I dislike Nali pairings but I don't actually dislike her character, she kind of reminds me of Lucy.
*Mendokusai- Such a drag/Very bothersome/Troublesome (Best fucking word ever!)
Chapter 14 is next …:)
Enjoy…:3
