New chapter! I just seem to like writing Arachnid blood better than Ninja of nothingness,ALSO who should naruto be paired with

Shinia-unknown

female Haku-yes

Female Giant Arachnid of somekind (thats messed up somehow but I am the author)-some people actualy voted for that one

Kin-unkown

Hinata-unkown-used too many times

Harem-we got 1 vote

Hana Inuzuka (they have flea's,Naruto eats fleas)-unkown

Dissclaimer:me no own naruto

Note: I am just going to skip the wave arc and jum right to the chuunin exam arc...But first!

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The old Adventures of Helio and Dexnoir! chapter 1

Dexnoir and Helio stand before a large Bird Demon,Dexnoir doesn't care but Helio cant stand birds especially after an incident with one on an adventure in a plane so he got ready for a fight to the death.

Flashback:

Helio-"THEIRS A BIG BIRD ON THE PLANE JOCK!"

Jock-"OH THAT'S JUST MY PET BIRD STEAVE"

Helio-"I HATE BIRDS JOCK! I HATE EM!"

Flachback over

Dexnoir let out a sigh as the bird prepares to attack "Helio,what does the shaningan say about its power level?" Helio's right eye changes from a crimson Iris into an orange one and his pupil turned white "scanning...................................................scanning complete" Helio takes his right eye out and crushes it "IT'S OVER NINE-THOOOUUUUSSSAAAAND!!!!" "What Nine Thousand!?!,Theirs No Way That Can Be Right! Could IT!?!" Helio's right eye begins to re-materialize and he turns to Dexnoir "no....I just always wanted to do that ^-^ " Dexnoir stares at him before a couple crystals materialize and he raises his hand out towards the bird demon and all the crystals fire a black Lazor towards the bird completely destroying it "Helio....someday I think I just might betray you and be rid of your idiocy forever"

end of chaper1. now on with Arachnid blood!

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Team 11 just got back from a mission from the land of wave's,they brought back a girl named Haku with them after she wanted to join Konoha after her father figure Zabuza was made a chuunin of Konoha and for some unknown reason she kept following Naruto everywhere (and I do mean EVERYWHERE ).

Naruto was walking down an ally only to be sidetracked to a kid being threatened by a guy dressed like a cat."hey,I would let him go if I where you" the foreing shinobi turned their attention to our favorite arachnid ninja "yea? well why should I?" "1-that's the hokage's grandson 2-I'll eat you alive and 3-the redhead in the tree looks angry" the sand ninja turned their heads to see their third teammate gaara and he was indeed angry "Kankuro,you are a disgrace to our village" said an ever-so-cheerful Gaara who looked to Naruto "you,whats your name?" naruto stared back before answering "Arachniado Uzumaki Naruto,little curious about you also" Garra kept looking him in the eye and gave his answer "Sabaku no Gaara" "well seeing how you three are sand shinobi,I take it you are here for the chuunin Exams?" the sand nin' nods "well Garra-san,I look forward to eating you in the Exams...I MEAN FIGHT YOU" before he could say any thing else stupid,he quickly shunshuned (probably didn't spell that right) away.

skip to the 1st chuunin exam place:

Naruto,Hinata,and Shinia made their way through to where the first place they wher to take the chuunin exams to be greeted by all the rookie leaf Genin,their was a brief catching up and then a ninja they didnt reconize appeared "you rookies should keep it down,teir are a lot of ninja stressed out because of the Genin exams" said the glasses wearing nin' "who the heck are you!?"said a veary calm Kiba (sarcasm) "the names Kabuto,this is my seventh time taking the Exam's"replied Kabuto to be mocked by the Banshee"seventh? HA that must mean you suck! I bet Sasuke-kun could win on the first try!" insert sewatdrop from here "these exam's are a lot harder than you might think.....and why is he putting salt on my head" every one then looked to see naruto pouring a ton of salt onto kabuto's head until he stopped to look to the watchers "sorry Kabuto-san,it's just that you smell of snake's,and I do love to munch down on freshly BBQ'ed snake."

with Orochimaru

*ACHOO* *sniff* "someone must be talking about me,damn this bite mark still hurts from when that kid burned me.I should be more careful when recruiting him"

with everyone else

Kabuto then told everyone about his ninja info cards and how they work and asked if anyone wanted any info on anyone,Naruto stepped up and so did sasuke "Sabaku no Gaara" requested Naruto "Uzumaki Naruto" demanded Sasuke "aww you know their names,that takes the fun out of it.....ok here is Sabaku no Gaara,mission history:12-C rank 6-B rank woah even an A-rank! not mutch else is known about him other thant the fact hat his teammates are his siblings and he returned from every mission without a scratch" everyone turned to Gaara with fear in their eyes,except Sakura who thought Sasuke could do that

"now Uzumaki Naruto...hmm I don't have any thing on an Uzumaki Naruto,but I do have a Arachniado Naruto." now the Leaf Ninja turned to Naruto wondering why the change of name "what?Arachniado is my Mother's surname,I just used Uzumaki for a long time" another thought entered in their minds saying that they thought that Naruto was an orphan "anyway,Arachniado Naruto Teammate's are Hinata Hyuuga and Shinia Aburame,mission history is 2-D rank 14-C rank plus 1 C turned A mission his skill's are his Arachnid bloodline and their is a rumor that he has a Doujutsu that is possibly the one of the Uchiha clan" and now Sasuke looked at him with his eyes widen "his sensei is none other than Konoha's shadow of musical lightening Helio Vashida, and he has once eaten 200 mercenaries on his last mission in wave....and one time Dissected Shino Aburame so he could eat the insect's inside him" that caused Shino to shiver remembering that time.

Time skip to end of first exam (because I can,yay for me!)

Ibiki had just given his speech on the tenth question and passed everyone. what they expected next surprised them to no end,out of nowhere through the window a large ball shaped thing crashed through and revealed a sign that I cant remeber what was on it,and a figure leaped out in front. "BEHOLD MAGGOTS!,THE BEAUTIFUL ANKO MITARASHI VASHIDA!!!" at that point Naruto remembered what his mothertold him and he began to feel fear."your late again Anko" said an annoyed Ibiki

"OH CAN IT IBIKI, hmmm your losing your touch Ibiki there are 70 Genin that made it and.......HEY HELIDRA I KNEW YOU WOULD PASS!!" insert sweat drop from young Helidra "Hi mom"

"ANYWAY,ALL OF YOU TO TRAINING GROUND 44 NOW" with that she did the poof into smoke and pop up somewhere else thing "my mom is wacko" said Helidra earning a snicker from Ibiki "I don't know if Helio picked her willingly or not Helidra" said Ibiki who was snickering "to my surprise he did,mutch to Tsume Inuzuka's displeasure,hey kiba is that mother of yours still after my dear father?" asked Helidra to be replied by the Inuzuka heir "yea" and then everyone left towards the forest of death...except Naruto who ate a fly that got to close to him,then he left.

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I amgoing to stop there because I just want to get a new chapter up before I take a break from writing stuff,this probably wasn't that good,so I don't blame you if you hate. when I do make a new chapter:

Orochimaru gives naruto a curse mark

Naruto reveals he got the fox to voluntarilygive him the sharringan with no blindness issues with the mongekyo form

Helio gets visited by Dexnoir and almost die's only to be saved by his big bro Helix (who is going to be used as Helios nobodie in N.O.N (code for Ninja of Nothingness) )

and Naruto eat's a sound ninja (^-^)