Captain's log - Stardate 2261.692

I should have known before we were escorted into the so-called throne room. Harcourt Fenton Mudd or, as he calls himself now, King Mudd the First. I must remember to have words later with Commander Kang about the security of Klingon prisons.

I allowed Mudd to brag about my inescapable position as a prisoner on his planet until I heard the entirety of his plans. It was a genuine pleasure to watch his reaction when he discovered that he no longer had control over even one of the over two hundred thousand androids.