Kyoya Ootori doesn't normally regret things. Normally, Kyoya makes logical decisions so that he won't regret them. Giving into the puppy eyes and taking Tamaki with him to go pick up his cousin and company was not a good decision. Kyoya didn't even have to pick Rei up, but Tamaki insisted with his ways of persuasion.

Kyoya looked in the distance to see his second cousin and a few other people with him. He felt an aching in his head- right on cue. He had a huge stare down with his cousin. It was like everyone else in the background disappeared, and it was just him and Rei.

Kyoya was glad that Tamaki was kinda (extremely) dull, for he did not want his dear, dear friend to charge into the awaiting battle that was sure to happen upon the fancy carpet floor.

Rei gave Kyoya a look of disgust, and then quickly turned his face to the side to look away. Unfortunately, Tamaki knew how to spot a main character and immediately knew that the blue indigo head of hair belonged to no other than REI RYUGAZAKI BITCHES! Tamaki ran up to them, aiming for Rei. He then embraced the indigo haired boy. Said boy was thoroughly freaked out and did a weird ass wiggle worm shimmy thing to escape the stranger's assault.

Rei's dance alerted Nagisa and the tiny blond shouted at the tall blond, "WHAT ARE YOU DOIN" WITH MAH MAN?! WHERE ARE YOU TAKING MAH MAN?!"

Everyone in the airport freaked the fuck out and Makoto decided to take matters into his own hands.

"GOD DAMMIT NAGISA, STOP DOING THAT! STOP DA DRUGS YOU GONNA DIE!"

Kyoya approached the group and wondered what type of crowd his cousin picked up. To be quite honest, Kyoya was worried that he would be murdered in his sleep by the short blond- Nagisa Hazuki, wasn't it?

Tamaki was staring at the rambunctious crowd with a new glint in his eye, which made Kyoya very worried..

"Kyoya," Tamaki asked with complete seriousness.

"Yes, Tamaki?" Kyoya responded, still worried.

"WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THAT YOUR COUSIN'S FRIENDS ARE STUNNINGLY DASHING? I ASSUMED YOUR COUSIN WOULD BE GOOD LOOKING BECAUSE HE WAS RELATED TO YOU BUT, THIS IS A SIGHT TO BEHOLD!" Tamaki shouted with gusto.

Kyoya thought he saw airport security heading their way. Oi...I kind of knew that this would happen. I shouldn't have brought this baka in the first place! Kyoya scowled to himself.

"Uh guys," Makoto asked, "Why are those officers running towards us?"

Kyoya facepalmed.

"Oh, they're after me," Nagisa said reverting into his creepy ass thug voice which still scared the shit out of everyone.

"WAIT WHAT?!" Everyone shouted. The large group then proceeded to run, really fast.

"What type of friends do you have?" Kyoya asked Rei, whilst pushing his glasses up sexily and running.

"I happen to have amazing friends, mind you, even though they aren't the most sane people," Rei replied, a little unsurely, and he too pushed up his glasses sexily while running.

The two teens glared at each other.

They soon snapped back into reality after their little stare down. They heard the officers yelling at them to stop, or they would taze them. Surprise washed over all of their faces. Haruka was the first one to stop running (because he be slow in the first place, dat mackerel only help da swimmin).

Nagisa was still instinctively still sprinting away from the police as usual… so Haruka helped Makoto grab Nagisa, just to save Nagisa from… You know… Being tazed and shit.

Kyoya stepped forward. The police instantly recognized that he was an Ootori.

"These (lunatics) are my friends. They haven't done anything wrong. They have just become excited because this is, uh, reunion," Kyoya said to the officers.

"My, my… Mister...Hiiragiya," Tamaki said looking at his badge then continuing, "You look quite lovely today." Rose petals floated around in the background as the prince made the seductive comment which was topped off with a sexy face and pose.

"Uh, is this normal?" Gou asked Kyoya.

"Sadly,'' Kyoya retorted.

"Well, umm, mister Ootori," officer Hiiragiya said, still recovering from Tamaki's comment, "We apologize for the inconvenience, have a good day," He said, bowing to the raven haired boy.

The group started to leave the airport, legally this time, leaving poor Rei and Kyoya at the baggage pick up because those two are the only smart ones.

Rei couldn't help but glare at Kyoya, for he knew that this trip would only mean trouble. It's been that way so far, right? Kyoya noticed Rei's glare and returned it.

"What is it?" Kyoya spat at Rei.

"Nothing," Rei growled.

"I know that you don't want to be here! And I don't want you here either, but you can stop being a bastard, and just get the fuck over it!" Kyoya shouted at Rei.

"Your father's fucking insane: bringing me over here to deal with you!"

"It's not like I fuCKING ASKED FOR IT! AND DON'T INSULT MY FATHER, ONLY I CAN! "

"WELL NEITHER DID I!" Rei shouted back, "YOUR FATHER MADE A HUGE FUCKING MISTAKE HAVING YOU!"

Kyoya's eyes widened with shock.

"WELL AT LEAST I HAVE A FATHER!" Kyoya yelled in anger.

"WELL AT LEAST I HAVE A MOTHER AND NOT A WANNABE SISTER MOTHER THING!" Rei shouted back.

At this time, the two boys were getting closer and closer and shouting in each other's faces, elegantly of course. (Yes… Rei was still beautiful doing so.)

Also, at this time, Tamaki noticed that his Mommy was missing and decided that he must pronounce a QUEST TO FIND THE MISSING MOMMY.

"WHERE DID MAH MAN GO?! WHAT DID YOU DO TO MAH MAN?!" Nagisa asked. At this point, only Makoto was slightly freaked out.

The two blondes walked (strutted) side by side, searching for their beloveds. Nagisa catches a glimpse of the indigo haired boy yelling in the face of the raven haired boy.
"Oh yeah! MAH MAN IS A SCRAPPER!" Nagisa yelled.

"I've only seen Kyoya lose his cool a couple of times: THIS IS ENTRANCING!' Tamaki exclaimed.

Kyoya caught the figure of Tamaki's flopping body again. Shit. He thought to himself, then he looked back at Rei again, who was still huffing in his face. Kyoya's face relaxed, telling Rei that he had won the fight. Rei backed off when Kyoya walked around him and went to Tamaki.

"Mommy-chan!" Tamaki embraced Kyoya, "Did he hurt you Mommy? I will get Mori-senpai to hurt him back!" Tamaki shouted protecting his beloved Mommy and threatening Rei at the same time.

"Tamaki, this is my cousin, Rei. He and I are like two people that hate each other very much, but we secretly don't hate each other." Kyoya said to Tamaki as if he was explaining the birds and the bees.

"Pffffft," Rei laughed, "I beg to differ but…"

Kyoya glared at him again. Rei's grin was wiped off of his face after a while, and he glared right back.

"Ooooo, I want mah man to look at me with that type of ferocity, meeow!" It's pretty obvious who said this.

This time, everyone was creeped out and a tad bit disturbed. Rei pushed up his glasses in an impatient manner.

Kyoya pushed up his glasses in a sexy way. Rei did the same. Tamaki, Gou, and Nagisa where on the brink of nosebleeds.

Haru and Makoto realized that they were left alone… together. Haru decided to be classical Haru and get in the fountain in the middle of the airport.

"Haru!" Makoto whinned, running to help him out of the fountain, "Let me help you out of the swimsuit… I mean fountain. Fountain, yeah," Makoto said to Haru, reaching his hand out to Haru's.

Gou noticed and said, "That boy ain't right."

Everyone nodded, except for Makoto because he was being too gay to do anything else, and Haru was being too, umm, H20sexual.

"Guys," Kyoya said getting the gay people's attention, "get your luggage bags."

The gay swim team rushed to find their luggage and came back. Guess those muscles come in handy, you know, other than just making everyone wanna touch them.

A limo was heard in the background, urging the gay group to hurry up their shit.