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The Golden Trio and Neville were potions. Hermione and Neville were eager to see how Professor Snape was going to react to their prank whereas Harry and Ron were anything, but eager about it.

Ron didn't want to do what he was about to do. It was all Harry's fault that he had too. He couldn't back out otherwise he would look like a coward. Which to Gryffindor is alone is a bad thing, but to a Weasley, it's a terrible thing.

"Professor Snape my potion wants me to hug you, and it's freaking me out," Ron said with only slightly feigned fear and panic in his face.

"Mr. Weasley, what are you babbling about?" Professor Snape asked his voice half between annoyance and boredom.

After years of teaching Fred and George Weasley, he had learned that whenever a Weasley said something odd they were up to something.

"HE SAID HIS POTION WANTS HIM TO HUG YOU AND ITS FREAKING HIM OUT" Harry shouted loud enough for half of Hogwarts to hear.

"Do not shout in my classroom!" Professor Snape spat through gritted teeth, glaring at Harry.

"Sorry Sevie, I thought because you're hundred and three now you can't hear so well," Harry apologised in a cooing voice.

"Mr. Potter, you will address me as Professor Snape, and I am not a hundred and three," Professor Snape barked. "Mr. Weasley, you will tell me why you interrupted my lesson?".

"A blue monkey stole my pet turtle Freddy and now I feel sad," Ron answered, pouting at the Potion's Master.

The other students couldn't help the laughter escaping their mouth's.

"Potter, Weasley out of my classroom now no arguments, I don't care where you go just get out and the rest of you just get on with your work," Snape commanded before storming into his office

Hermione grinned at Neville, Snape's reaction was just what that they had hoped it would be.


Ever since Neville had successfully pulled off his prank on Snape he'd been itching to pull another prank and Professor McGonagall was his ideal target, but Dumbledore would do just fine.

Neville chose to perform the prank at breakfast that way he would have a whole school full of witnesses.

Neville stood in front of the teacher's table directly in front of the Headmaster; the great hall was completely silent every student eager to see what Neville was going to do.

"Headmaster I have a proposition for you, either you make me a god or I will steal all your candy for the rest of eternity," Neville threatened, his voice and face deadly serious.

"Even if you do steal all my candy I don't have the power to make you a God," Dumbledore explained gently, his amusement about the whole situation clear on his face.

Several of the other professors were glaring at Dumbledore, thinking to themselves that him finding the students amusing was why they got pranked.

"But, I really I want to be a god then I can smite the pickle people," Neville said in a childish tone.

"I'm afraid someone else is going to have to smite the pickle people, now why don't you go and sit back down at Gryffindor table" Dumbledore told him.

Neville walked away with his arms folded over his chest and a pout on his face trying to hold the laughter inside, four down six to go and one original prank The twins would be proud.


AN: Review to help Neville to achieve his dream to smite the pickle people.