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Hermione was bored, yes she usually found charms interesting, but today Professor Flitwick was going over the basic for those who still couldn't grasp the subject after all these years, hence boredom.

Hermione's newfound rebellious streak kicked in half way through the lesson urging her to make the class more exciting.

"Help me!" Hermione screamed out, as soon as she spoke all eyes were on her. "A penguin stole my sock."

"Miss Granger what is the meaning of this?" Professor Flitwick asked Hermione.

Minvera and Severus told him the girl was acting out of character, but until now he hadn't believed them.

"A knife is a daddy. A fork is a mommy and a spoon is a baby." Hermione announced, cheerfully blurting out the first thing that came to mind.

"Miss Granger, are you feeling alright?" Professor Flitwick asked his squeaky voice full of concern for one of his favorite students.

Hermione took a few moments to think the question over. Was she feeling?

She was feeling great. She was having fun and didn't mean she'd lost the plot or was sickening for something.

"Of course, I'm feeling okay Professor it's my army of flying monkeys that are feeling glum," Hermione said grinning at her Professor.

"Flying monkeys Miss Granger?" Professor Flitwick asked wearily.

"Yep, I stole an army of monkeys from a dragon, but there a bit glum I think they're missing the goat cheese mountain" Hermione explained.

"Right, Miss Granger as interesting as this conversation is I am going back to teaching the class," Professor Flitwick told her trying to make his voice sound firm.

"Okey dokey little marshmallow" Hermione replied distracted by the smiley faces she had drawn on her fingertips.

Hermione was more than aware that she was getting odds looks because of the way she was behaving, but she didn't care. The last week and a half not being bothered about things made her life a lot less stressful.


Dear Prankster apprentices,

We want to express how proud we are of Neville, Ron, Harry, and Hermione. So as a token of how proud we are, we going to issue you four of an additional challenge each,

Ron: Your challenge is to ask Snape to sing you a lullaby.

Harry: Your challenge is to scream random words out.

Neville :You are to tell Professor McGonagall you're sorry your left big toe stole her hat.

Hermione: You're to act as if you've gone insane for the rest of the school year.

To the other potential pranksters shame on you for not interrupting the professors and asking random things.

Sincerely Fred and George the brilliant genius prankster twins.

P.S. Ron lets Ginny join your group of pranksters or we'll tell mum about the time you blew up Charlie's old room and dad covered up for you.


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