Captain's log - Stardate 2261.776
Ensign Quinn is absolutely precious. She sincerely seemed to believe that, as an ambassador's daughter, she had immunity from being held accountable for her actions. Mister Spock's voice was perfectly dry as he pulled up a copy of her enlistment paperwork and read out the section that states, in somewhat flowery terms, that she belongs to Starfleet - mind, body and soul.
While Spock assured me that my nearly uncontrollable laughter had the ensign terrorized, I put off her interrogation until tomorrow. I've also ordered her quarters stripped and all possessions searched.
