Disclaimer: I don't own and I never will.

A/N: I want all of you to know now that I am a very petty person therefore when the Cullen's return shade will be thrown and I will be proud of every single bomb that explodes.

"Why don't you ask Tanya out on a date?" Eleazar says showing his pure genius.

"That's genius!" I shout as I lift my head up again. Wait! "Where the hell can you take a vampire on a date?" And just like that I saw the idea fly out the window.

"I'm sure if we all brainstorm we can figure something out." Laurent says as he puts his arm around my shoulders. Carmen and Eleazar both agree with him.

I can't help but smile. I'm so happy they're so willing to help me because honestly I don't know what I would do without them right now. "Awesome so Mission: Date a Vampire is a go."

Tanya's P.O.V.

I had a great time with my sisters shopping and I even had time to run by the bookstore and get Bella a few books, and her personal favorite Withering Heights. I can't even count how many times she's read that book in the past few months I've known her, but the copy she has now is on its last leg as is ready to give out. Everything was going great and I was in a really good mood talking to my sisters about unimportant stuff as we drove back to the house when I got a call from Alice.

Flashback

Irina and Kate both slide into the front seats while I took my spot in the back after we put all of our bags in the trunk. Everything was going fine until I heard my phone off, Alice's designated ringtone, and I quickly answer.

"Hey Alice what's up?" I say with a smile as I look out the window.

"We're coming back." She says at vampire speed.

"What do you mean you're coming back? When? Why?" And just when things were starting to go really well with Bella and I. We were finally making progress!

"Edward decided that he wants Bella back, and Carlisle and Esme were more than happy to agree if it made him happy." And Carlisle dares call himself a Coven Leader absolutely pathetic.

"How much time do we have?" I sigh not happy about this at all.

"3 days, and I'm sorry but I have no clue how Bella is going to react to this news."

"Thanks for the heads up. It's a good thing we finished the house already. Call me when all of you are on your way." I say as I hang up.

"Does this mean you're not going to ask Bella on a date?" Kate says looking back at me frowning.

"Right now that seems like the least of my problems. I never thought they would actually be coming back especially not so soon." I sigh as I cover my eyes with my hands in frustration.

"Tanya, pull yourself together. We're almost back to the house. You're going to tell Bella about them coming back and then you can just go from there. Now we'll be there in about 10 minutes do you think you could find a pair by then?" Irina says as she pushes her car to go even faster.

"Shut up I'll be fine."

End Flashback

We arrive at the house in about 10 minutes like Irina says as we see Bella and Laurent outside waiting for us. I can't help but smile as I see Bella bouncing on the balls of her feet in excitement. I quickly grab my bags and her book from the trunk and walk over to her. I try and avoid using my vampire abilities in front of her I think it helps her feel more equal to all of us.

"Well what are you so excited about?" I ask as I come to a stop in front of her.

"You're back! Isn't that reason enough? Also you bought me books which also helps." I hear Laurent trying to fight back a laugh.

"What's so funny Laurent?" I ask turning to look at him.

"Oh nothing just laughing at how Bella almost face planted while walking to the door when I told her you all were here." I look at Bella and see a blush starting to creep up her neck gradually.

"Is that true angel?" I say with a semi cocky smile. My girl was excited to see me. Yay!

"I plead the fifth." She says as she turns around and walks back inside knowing full well that I'm following her.

"So can I plead the fifth to the books I got for you?" I ask as I place the rest of my bags by the door only leaving the one with her books in my hand.

"That would just be evil especially since I can see the books in your hand!" It's so cute when Bella pouts like a five year old over something as trivial as books.

"Fine you can have your books, but first we need to talk about something. That means the whole family." I say looking past Bella as I watch Carmen and Eleazar starting to head upstairs.

"Uh oh," Bella says as she sits down on the love seat.

"Who died?" Laurent says as he walks inside carrying the rest of the bags from the car with Kate and Irina right behind him.

"Nobody died. Would you shut up and sit down...please?" I add at the end as I see Bella glaring at me for being rude.

Kate takes a seat in the arm chair in between the couch and love seat, Laurent takes a seat on one end of the couch and Irina sits down in his lap, Carmen seats down on the other end, Eleazar decides to stay standing next to Carmen, and I sit down next to Bella. I look at each of them before my eyes come to a rest looking at Bella.

"Tanya, what's wrong? You are being way too serious." Bella says as she reaches out to grab my hand and interlocks out fingers.

I decided that I shouldn't try and beat around the bush with Bella. I've learned that she prefers flat out honesty. "The Cullen's are coming back. Alice called when we were on our way here. They'll be here in three days." I say all in one breathe even though I don't need to breathe.

We all sit in silence as we stare at Bella trying to gauge how she is handling the news. She looks like she's lost in thought as she lies her head back and looks at the ceiling taking deep breathes. Honestly if I didn't know better I would have thought she was fast asleep.

After 5 minutes we all start to become concerned. "Bella dear are you okay?" Carmen asks as she moves to the edge of her seat.

Carmen's voice must have pulled Bella out of whatever trance she was in. She lifts her head out and looks at me. "Since the Cullen's are coming back does this make it a bad time to ask you on a date?" Bella asks as she looks straight at me sad.

I just sit there with my mouth hanging open because out of everything I thought she could have possibly said that was not one of them. Which makes me think that Alice actually did know what was going to happen when I told Bella and I can't decide if I want to slap Alice or kiss her.

I don't even notice Bella waving her hand in front of my face. "I think I broke her. Is it possible to break a vampire?"

"I don't think she's broken maybe just in shock." I hear Irina say laughing.

"When have you heard of a vampire in shock when I wasn't the one shocking them?" Kate asks also laughing at my expense.

"Touché, but I think she's more surprised than anything. Wasn't the plan for her to ask Bella out? Also Jelly Belly, look at you growing a backbone!" I can practically feel Bella rolling her eyes. She hates that nickname, but knows they're not going to change it.

"She's still not saying anything." Bella says sounding really concerned.

"Maybe you should kiss her and see what happens." Woah wait what?!

"Wait, what?!" I shout as I turn to look at Kate as she falls out of her seat laughing.

"Look at that she can speak!" Irina says through her laughter.

"Shut up! I was just wasn't ready that's all." I say trying to defend myself.

"So is that a yes to going on a date with me?" Bella asks as she squeezes my hand that I just noticed was still in her grasp.

"Of course I would love to go on a date with you angel." I say with a smile as I gently pull her into a hug.

"So are you okay with the Cullen's return dear?" Carmen asks being the forever worried mother.

"As long as all of you have my back and keep them away from me I'm okay with them being here. The only ones I'm willing to talk to are Alice and Emmett the rest of them need to stay away." She says as she somehow ended up sitting in my lap. Not that I'm complaining or anything because I'm not.

"Of course we have your back Bella." Laurent says.

"Would you like to be here when they arrive?" I ask trying to make her as comfortable with this as I can.

"Well since Edward has boundary issues and will probably try sneaking through my window while I'm sleeping and all of you are here which now that I think about it is creepy as hell. Yeah I want to be with you all when they arrive." You have to love Bella and her logic.

"If that's what you want that you can be here with us, and we will always have your back angel." I say as I wrap my arms around her waist.

"Awesome! Now that we have all of that sorted out it's time for me to head home. I have school tomorrow, and there are a few things I need to discuss with Tanya. I'll be back tomorrow to see all of you. Good night." Bella says as she stands up and walks over to Carmen to give her a hug goodbye. She also hugs Eleazar, waves at both Irina and Kate, and fist bumps Laurent.

I wave at all of them as Bella grabs my hand as starts pulling me out the door. I stop long enough to quickly grab her bag of books before she can pulls me out the door. "So am I running you home or am I driving?" I ask as we stand out on the porch staring at each other.

"Well you could drive me, but then when I got home and went straight to my room you would be bring your car back to your house which would cut into my Tanya time so I'm going with running." Have I ever said how much I love this girl's logic? Because I do such beautiful and amazing logic.

"Running it is," I say as I hand Bella her books and pick her up bridal style. That's the position she seems to prefer if or when she has to go running with one of us. We arrive at her house it about 5 minutes since I was going as fast as possible. I've learned she prefers that too.

I gently set her down by her front door and step back into the shadows of the night. "I'll meet you upstairs," she whispers and she walks into her house.

I smile as I quickly scale the tree outside her window and sit on the branch and wait for her to open the window. I don't like forcing open her window from the outside. That's crap Edward used to do and I try and avoid doing stuff like that if I possibly can.

In a matter of minutes Bella is opening her window and taking a few steps back. I gracefully hop through and close the window behind me. Bella grabs her night clothes and leaves the room most likely to take a shower. I take off my shoes and climb into the middle of her bed and get comfortable.

It doesn't take long for Bella to come back into the room in her pajamas and wet hair. She throws her clothes in her hamper draw and comes to lie down next to me in bed. We both just sit in silence not really knowing what to say right now. There are things I really need to warn her about for when the Cullen's get back, but I'm not sure how she'll react to them.

"You know your thoughts are really loud sometimes." I hear Bella say next to me with a smile.

"I'm sorry." I turn to face her and smile at how beautiful she looks in the moon light.

"No need to apologize just please tell me what's running through that very active mind of yours." Bella asks as she moves and invisible piece of hair behind my ear.

"Bella," I sigh trying to figure out the right way to word this.

"Stop thinking about how to say it and just say it please." Bella says with a faint smile.

"When the Cullen's come back I'm going to be extremely possessive especially with Edward around. I know how you feel about that and I'll try and control it the best I can, but he's an entitled brat who I really just want to tear to shreds. This brings me to my family wanting to tear him and our cousins who let him hurt you to shreds. Things between our families are going to be very tense which for a lack of a better term is going to make me clingy. I don't know how you feel about that exactly but I just wanted you to know beforehand." I feel Bella place her hand over my mouth silencing me.

"I don't have a problem with you being possessive I'm sure on you it's hot. I don't want you fighting with the Cullen's especially not because of me. You are family and that's not going to be ruined over something so stupid besides I have a surprise planned for all of you. And finally the whole clingy issue I'm okay with especially since I've been pretty clingy myself since you first arrived. Also I think it'll be interesting to see a big strong Coven Leader clinging to her tiny human." Bella says with a small chuckle.

"Or really and since when are you my tiny human?" I ask thoroughly interesting in her answer.

"Well I figured since I asked you on a date the least I can do is be your human for the first couple of the days the Cullen's are here, and we'll see how that goes. Maybe if I like it enough we can talk about making it a more permanent thing." She says as she leans over and kisses my cheek again before beginning her snuggle routine.

"Now when you say more permanent what exactly do you mean?" I ask getting excited.

"Good night Tanya," is all Bella says completely killing my high.

"Ugh damn humans and their constant need to sleep. You just had to decide to go to sleep when the conversation was starting to get good!" I whine knowing full well it wasn't going to get me anywhere but hey like they say. Complaining is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do but gets you absolutely nowhere.

I was really nervous about the Cullen's coming back, but in one conversation Bella has managed to squash all of those fears into oblivion. I was afraid Edward would come back and Bella would fall for his bullshit charm or something equally as disgusting. But now I'm not as worried about it and to sweeten the dear she's going to be my human for the first couple of days. I am more than determined to make it a more permanent arrangement.

"Tanya...thoughts so loud...stop..." She mumbles and I'm honestly not sure if she's actually sleep talking or in between being asleep and awake.

"My tiny human is very bossy," I whisper with a smile as I pull her closer and close my eyes. I'll follow her orders this time and just relax for the night and enjoy my time with her before the Cullen's come back. I feel like our alone time is going to be plagued with vampires either trying to take her from me or trying to force her forgiveness. Either way it's not going to be pleasant and it's going to irritate me, and now I'm dreading them coming back more. Ugh...

A/N 2: The next chapter is going to be so much fun writing! Woo the Cullen's are coming back and shit is about to get too real and too petty too quick! I'm excited!