Captain's log - Stardate 2261.824

Spock was right - this Caretaker was certainly someone that I needed to meet in person.

The Caretaker has declined to name his race, but explained that, once his people developed their advanced technologies, they preferred experiencing adventures vicariously through others races instead of courting danger themselves. This planet was even designed as a viewing area, but no race had come along that met their desires. This is, until Bones and Lum beamed down.

I have been assured that Bones is unharmed, but I want to talk with him before these negotiations go any further.