Author's Note: Response to Guest: My good person, whoever you are, Swampy doesn't give a fadoodle. Yes. A fadoodle. For Swampy wishes Swampy did however, let Swampy give some words.

One. Your first few sentences do not make sense. Here it is, "Futanari is disgusting, you should be ashamed of yourself. Oh? Neither is futa?"

...You might be missing a whole sentence in there.

This is a work of fiction. Fiction. Hence the title of the website. Fan(Swampy)Fiction (Not Real)

Also, why is futanari compared to gore and vore?

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If you do not know what that is, just leave it at that if you have a weak stomach.

Swampy hasn't even stated that futanari was involved.

Anyways, Swampy is not a little bitch thank you very much, and Swampy says that you guest reviewer are one due to how you are not reviewing in an actual account.

Ahem, pussy.

:P

...Swampy has dragged this out too much, enjoy the chapter and if you didn't really want to read this, then you should have stopped reading 178 words ago. Make it 183.


Disclaimer: Swampy Mush does not own Naruto or the Percy Jackson Series.

o Welcome to the Velvet Room o Transition/or Flashback

"Naruko" Normal Speech

'Naruko' Normal Thought(s)

"Rasengan!" Jutsu Technique(s)/Anger

"Kurama" Biju/Monster/Demon Normal Speech

'Kurama' Biju/Monster/Demon Thought(s)

Chapter Infinity Warfare: All the Hate Chapter Title

o Month Day, Year – Scene o Current Scene Location and Time Start of Chapter Only


Chapter 5: Don't Waste Time Thinking, You'll Never Remember


o Uzumaki Household: After Apollo's (Naruto's?) Rage o

"Ah! Good morning, Naruko. Would you like some help?"

Naruko gives her neighbor Sally Jackson a grin and shakes her head, her hands full with the groceries she had bought during her trip to the nearest supermarket and not wanting to make a lot of trips back and forth, and she decided to carry more than half of the bags with her.

Now she realizes that she can't even open her door and it has been a few minutes since she called for Kurama to open the door but of course he didn't come whatsoever.

'Lazy fox...'

As Naruko was about to respond to her friend of nine years, the twenty eight year old mother walked from the front door of her beautiful two story house and crossed the yard and into Naruko's, grabbing the keys that were dangling from Naruko's back pocket and open the door.

She would have, but Sally dropped the keys right in front of Naruko.

And so, Sally bent down right down in front of her friend-her crush!-and slowly picked the keys up, her tight jeans making her butt look quite slappable, so to say.

Naruko forces herself to look up, but she slowly does so while looking from her friend's plump butt and to her back, where her long wavy brown hair cascades down like a waterfa-

Ah!

Sally's light blue eyes are filled with an emotion Naruko has seen a few times in her life and she gulps slightly, making Sally smirk.

As Naruko was about to speak nothing more than a stuttered mess of words, she feels a certain power she hasn't felt from when she fought Kaguya and entered this world.

The power of her own Tailed Beast Form.

It has been so long since she felt that power, she hasn't been able to figure out why Kuruma was unsealed from her and why he turned into an adorable little fox-not that she would tell him mind you-but so far in all her twenty years of being in this world, the only thing she had chakra wise were her Shadow Clones, her Henge technique, and her fast regeneration and fast speed. No Rasenshuriken or any other jutsu she has learned in the Elemental Nations were available after she arrived here.

Naruko quickly got out of her stupor, made her friend stand up straight-earning a squeak of surprise, got her keys, and unlocked the door with foot (her hands still full with reusable shopping bags) and quickly went inside.

"SorrySallygottodosomethingbye!"

And the door shut a bit too loudly.

... In Naruko's case, it was quite thankful that she told Sally of her unique past after she, disposed, of that horrible poor excuse of a man that Sally was forced to seduce in order to protect her newborn son Percy. The two became quick friends after that and to make sure that she can protect her new friend and her son, Naruko offered a house next to hers and she may or may not have pulled some strings with a henged clone.

All Sally could do was stare at the door in confusion for a few moments until she shook her head with a small smile, making her way back to her home to check on her sick and still sleeping son.

'She sure is weird sometimes...'

She got to her door and turns her head to stare back at Naruko's home, her smile growing.

'But I wouldn't change her for the world...'

And with that, Sally open the door and went inside, closing the door quietly.


o Inside Uzumaki Household o

After a hasty retreat into her home, Naruko drops the bags on her marble kitchen counter (in the kitchen obviously), runs out of her kitchen and to her living room and cups her mouth with both hands and shouts.

"OI KURAMA! WHERE ARE YA?!"

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No response.

"KURAMA! WHERE'S YOUR LAZY A-oof!"

Naruko was immediately knocked to the ground by a red orange, the force of whatever hit her was strong enough to send her to her back with a loud grunt.

"Urusai, gaki! I heard you the first time!"

Naruko could feel the fox moving on her stomach, right on the spot where the little bugger hit her.

"Tch, ruined my naAAAAAP!"

Kurama was sent flying to the ceiling where he makes the ceiling crack and falls back down and onto the couch with a soft thud.

"D-damn you, brat..."

Both woman and fox lay down for a bit.

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Before Naruko quickly sits up with a scream, her hands on her head.

"AH SHIT! I FORGOT!"

Getting up, Naruko makes a dash to where Kurama is and pick him up from his arms and shakes him wildly. Not noticing that the fox grows angrier.

"Did you feel that, Kurama! It was your power! I felt that crap like four minutes a-"

Scratch! Scratch! Scratch!

Multiple scratch marks appears on Naruko's face and she yelps in pain quickly covers her face with her hands, dropping Kurama back onto the couch during the process.

With an inaudible sigh, Kurama shakes his whole body, and takes a seating positon, his head held high and looking to his friends face.

"I know, Naruko."

Hearing Kurama's serious voice, Naruko stops her comedic flailing around and soon her face became serious, the scratch marks quickly fading away.

"So? What're we gonna do now? I already sent clones to school, Tama and Tsuki are safe right now."

Naruko blinks. One clone dispelling.

"Also Sally and Percy are okay."

Kurama nods again and rubs his nose with his paw, quickly progressing the conversation now that the girls, Sally's and Percy's safety

"We have to find a way to investigate. I wasn't able to exactly pinpoint who was using it, I just know that whoever was using my power and wherever they are, they aren't within reach. By normal means anyways..."

The fox sighs again, "Though it might have something to do with them."

Naruko stiffens like a wooden board, knowing who "them" was.

"Gods damnit."

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"We have to track down Artemis."


o Mount Olympus: Throne Room o

The King of the Gods (and Goddesses) opens his eyes quickly.

His lighting blue eyes narrow in confusion as he looks around the almost empty throne room-his sister Hestia, tending to the hearth in the middle and the only one besides him in the room.

Zeus slightly groans and puts a hand to his head, realizing that he has one splitting headache that seems to be getting worse as the seconds pass by.

It hasn't hurt this much ever since Athena broke out of his mind...

With a few mutters to himself, Zeus gets up from his throne and lumbers his way to his temple. Head hurting even more with each step.

He didn't notice that Hestia, in her younger form, stared at his retreating form and giggled softly into her hands, her fiery red eyes filled with mischief.

'If only you knew, dear brother.'

And with that, Hestia stared back to the hearth, its flames seeming to be brighter than it was before Zeus woke up.


o Chapter End o


AN: Swampy doesn't know why Swampy made Sally somewhat of a flirt.

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Swampy also has no idea where this story is going.

...Maybe Swampy should have planned this story out.

Swampy is still confused regarding somethings involving this story.

Until next time somewhere in July, for Swampy must do AP summer work for next year of school.

Swampy shouldn't have asked to take four of them.

Sad face.

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:(


Character Bio for Current Timeline – 2005:

Naruko Uzumaki

Current Age: 33

Birthday: October 10, 1972(?)

Height: 5 feet 5 inches

Weight: She refuses to say

Eye Color: Velvet and pupil less

Hair Color: Dark red with blonde highlights

Most Notable Feature: Three whisker marks on each of her cheeks.

Past Lovers: Anko Uzumaki (Deceased), Konan Uzumaki (Deceased), Artemis Uzumaki (Left Her)

Her Favorite Thing in the World: Her Family and she guesses Kurama.

Artemis Uzumaki

Current Age: Somewhere between none of your business.

Birthday: Forgot.

Height: 5 feet 9 inches

Weight: She'll turn you into a Jackalope for asking that.

Eye Color: Silver

Hair Color: Auburn

Most Notable Feature: The fact that she can and will turn most men into Jackalopes, same with anyone who messes with her Naruko and children.

Lover: Naruko Uzumaki (She was forced to leave her)

Her Favorite Thing in the Word: Her family (Naruko and her daughters and The Hunt.

Tama Hana Uzumaki

Current Age: 12

Birthday: July 13, 1993

Height: 4 foot 11 and a half inches

Weight: S-she doesn't want to say...

Eye Color: Violet, with pupils

Hair Color: Blonde

Most Notable Feature: Two whisker marks on both of her cheeks or her really shy personality.

Crush: "...m-maybe I-I like s-someone I kno-" Gah! She fainted!

Her Favorite Thing(s) in the World: Mama, Tsuki, and Mom.

Tsuki Miho Uzumaki

Current Age: 10

Birthday: May 1, 1995

Height: 4 feet 9 inches-she's not short!

Weight: "Huh? You have a death wish"?

Eye Color: Silver

Hair Color: Dark Red

Most Notable Feature: Either her brash personality, her whisker marks, or her adorable freckles on her face

Crush: "U-urusai! You don't need to know!"

Her Favorite Thing in the World: "Poké-!" *flick to the forehead ensues* "I-I'm just kidding, mama!" Her family...and pokemon!

Kurama the Sleepy Fox Rabbit Pet

Current Age: Older than you

Height: He doesn't care

Weight: Still light enough to scratch your eyes out.

Eye Color: "Google 'What is the average color of a fox's eyes?' and then you'll probably know."

Fur Color: An orange color

Most Notable Feature: His laziness

Favorite Thing in the World: "Zzz..."

Apollo (Naruto #$%?)

?: "Well this isn't good...!"